Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"He's got an -ology"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"He's got an -ology"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
This is Kafkaesque Orwellianism. Stop it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is Kafkaesque Orwellianism. Stop it.
We watched Bugonia, gang.
Blimey.
Blimey.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
We watched Bugonia, gang.
Blimey.
Blimey.
Our totes fave Markthalle is open again after a looooong absence, and everything is right with the world again. Except all that stuff that isn't right with the world of course. Ignoring that is what mezcal at the Markthalle is for though.x
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Our totes fave Markthalle is open again after a looooong absence, and everything is right with the world again. Except all that stuff that isn't right with the world of course. Ignoring that is what mezcal at the Markthalle is for though.x
It's such a privilege, innit. Life affirming.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It's such a privilege, innit. Life affirming.
"Every shrimp has his day."
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"Every shrimp has his day."
He says thanks. I think.
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
He says thanks. I think.
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Fun fact: I'm 1987, Mr. Mister singer, Richard Page had his arm broken by a swan while performing Broken Wings live at a gig near a canal. The swan was fine.
#TotP
#TotP
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Fun fact: I'm 1987, Mr. Mister singer, Richard Page had his arm broken by a swan while performing Broken Wings live at a gig near a canal. The swan was fine.
#TotP
#TotP
Reposted by Bryan Blessed
It's time for my Alexander O'Neal joke again, gang!
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
May 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
It's time for my Alexander O'Neal joke again, gang!
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
Reposted by Bryan Blessed
I had my finger hovering over the Buy Now button for a new TV. I'm still in a fight or flight mode here tbqhwy.
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I had my finger hovering over the Buy Now button for a new TV. I'm still in a fight or flight mode here tbqhwy.
Pfffft. Since when did people need AI to make bad music?
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pfffft. Since when did people need AI to make bad music?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
She'd have my vote.
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
She'd have my vote.
You dirty-minded pair are thinking of Big D's peanuts.
My recommendation: spend more time in the pub in the 1970s.
My recommendation: spend more time in the pub in the 1970s.
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
You dirty-minded pair are thinking of Big D's peanuts.
My recommendation: spend more time in the pub in the 1970s.
My recommendation: spend more time in the pub in the 1970s.
What manner of absolute monster arranges video conferences for a Friday afternoon tho?
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
What manner of absolute monster arranges video conferences for a Friday afternoon tho?
