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Bryan Blessed

@bryb.bsky.social

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Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner. "Historic beard ride" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Observer "Something for the dads" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend "Windows Vista® compatible" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 11h

Depending on who was blocking the urinal, I could be cool with him going through the back of the lad's head, so it's fine.

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 11h

Same energy.

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 13h

I always imagine the Days of Thunder pitch must have pretty much been:
"Hey, fellow Hollywood guys. I've had an idea... You know Top Gun? Well, what if we did that again, but in cars and shite?"
#TotP

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 13h

He won't feel the benefit etc.
#TotP

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 15h

You'll perhaps be thrilled to hear that the late ODB's son is also a rapper and goes by the name Young Dirty Bastard.

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 18h

Glad you got your gnashers sorted out.
FWIW, I had private dental care paid for by my firm in the UK so always went for the expensive fixes but when I first went to a dentist here they were basically like, "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!"

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 18h

Am I to understand from this that your new dentist is based on the Fair Isle?

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21h

Okay!

Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21h

I'M IN A SUPERMARKET THAT ISN'T MY USUAL SUPERMARKET AND IT'S GOT DIFFERENT STUFF AND THE STUFF THAT I'M USED TO THAT IT DOES HAVE IS IN A DIFFERENT PLACE!

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 22h

On the U-Bahn with the Friday tunes banging and I'd forgotten how hard this record flipping well slaps!

Live à la Salle Wagram by Dombrance on Apple Music

Album · 2021 · 11 Songs

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 22h

Apparently he was meant to be Odin in Thor but he never appeared until the sequel and Hopkins did it.
As hilarious as Russell Crow was, I bet Brian would've nailed Zeus in Thor 4.

Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 23h

Gender-swapped Tom Good from the Good Life; history's greatest monster.

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 23h

Apparently I forgot to mark the 89th birthday of my slightly less famous and less well-bearded name twin yesterday?!
To atone then, here's Brian (spelt wrong) Blessed as Duke Thomas Beaufort of Exeter, masterfully dropping some serious Shakespearian shade in Henry V (1989):

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 23h

Firstly, congratulations.

Secondly, NobLol.

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