Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm meant to do about the sudden glut of @ skeets from randoms asking for money. Is this a whole thing or just me?
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm meant to do about the sudden glut of @ skeets from randoms asking for money. Is this a whole thing or just me?
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
Having successfully guided Elgin City to the Scottish Premiership title in Championship Manager '97/'98, I'm demonstrably the very man for this job.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Having successfully guided Elgin City to the Scottish Premiership title in Championship Manager '97/'98, I'm demonstrably the very man for this job.
I simultaneously love and hate that anyone understood this gag.
GROYMZ! GROYMZ! CAM BICK! PLEEYZE! OY LAV YOWAH, GROYMZ AN' OY MEES MOY KEEDZ, GROYMZ! I YOOZD MOY INFONEEYT REESOORCES T' MIK A RAYCEEST JOWAK MASHEEEN, GROYMZ!
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I simultaneously love and hate that anyone understood this gag.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
GROYMZ! GROYMZ! CAM BICK! PLEEYZE! OY LAV YOWAH, GROYMZ AN' OY MEES MOY KEEDZ, GROYMZ! I YOOZD MOY INFONEEYT REESOORCES T' MIK A RAYCEEST JOWAK MASHEEEN, GROYMZ!
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
GROYMZ! GROYMZ! CAM BICK! PLEEYZE! OY LAV YOWAH, GROYMZ AN' OY MEES MOY KEEDZ, GROYMZ! I YOOZD MOY INFONEEYT REESOORCES T' MIK A RAYCEEST JOWAK MASHEEEN, GROYMZ!
He's like a splendid cautionary Greek myth; the wealthiest man ever but all he really wants is to be funny, and yet he's been cursed with an singularly abject wit dearth.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He's like a splendid cautionary Greek myth; the wealthiest man ever but all he really wants is to be funny, and yet he's been cursed with an singularly abject wit dearth.
Trying to get a peaceful night's sleep on a Sunday is fun right?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trying to get a peaceful night's sleep on a Sunday is fun right?
Post a movie from where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Post a movie from where you’re from.
Me, marching into a lecture theatre and dramatically throwing the course textbook into a bin:
Oh shite! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that! We're totally going to need that book!
Oh shite! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that! We're totally going to need that book!
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me, marching into a lecture theatre and dramatically throwing the course textbook into a bin:
Oh shite! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that! We're totally going to need that book!
Oh shite! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that! We're totally going to need that book!
I've got soup in the slow cooker, my fine lady wife (comely lass, virtue true, etc.) has baked bread, and now we're going to put the Christmas tree up.
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I've got soup in the slow cooker, my fine lady wife (comely lass, virtue true, etc.) has baked bread, and now we're going to put the Christmas tree up.
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
When I was younger I used to listen to techno, mainly. Nowadays though, my favourite genre is anti-woke Americans who've moved to Russia, trying to mask their immense regret in interviews.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When I was younger I used to listen to techno, mainly. Nowadays though, my favourite genre is anti-woke Americans who've moved to Russia, trying to mask their immense regret in interviews.
🎶Birds Eye Potato Waffles
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🎶Birds Eye Potato Waffles
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
If the buyer is reading this, I've got a Casio digital watch worn by George Carew when he went down with the Mary Rose and it still works! My gran told me it was given to him by Henry VIII during a Secret Santa thing at the Admiralty in 1539.
It's got a calculator on it too and I'll accept £500 ONO.
It's got a calculator on it too and I'll accept £500 ONO.
Titanic couple's pocket watch sells for record £1.78m
The 18-carat Jules Jurgensen engraved watch was owned by first class passenger Isidor Straus, who died when the ship sank in April 1912.
news.sky.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
If the buyer is reading this, I've got a Casio digital watch worn by George Carew when he went down with the Mary Rose and it still works! My gran told me it was given to him by Henry VIII during a Secret Santa thing at the Admiralty in 1539.
It's got a calculator on it too and I'll accept £500 ONO.
It's got a calculator on it too and I'll accept £500 ONO.
I've accidentally read the latest RFK news, gang.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've accidentally read the latest RFK news, gang.
Interviewer: What is your favourite dinosaur?
Keir Steamer: My favourite Sultan of the Ottoman Empire was İsa Çelebi, so I'm going to go for that.
Keir Steamer: My favourite Sultan of the Ottoman Empire was İsa Çelebi, so I'm going to go for that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Interviewer: What is your favourite dinosaur?
Keir Steamer: My favourite Sultan of the Ottoman Empire was İsa Çelebi, so I'm going to go for that.
Keir Steamer: My favourite Sultan of the Ottoman Empire was İsa Çelebi, so I'm going to go for that.
I wanted a Lynx but Linx didn't get me one because I didn't know any of them when I was a kid, and even if I did, I can't imagine why any of them would have felt compelled to buy me a handheld Atari. I mean, suppose they did? My dad would probably, rightly, have had serious questions.
#TotP
#TotP
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wanted a Lynx but Linx didn't get me one because I didn't know any of them when I was a kid, and even if I did, I can't imagine why any of them would have felt compelled to buy me a handheld Atari. I mean, suppose they did? My dad would probably, rightly, have had serious questions.
#TotP
#TotP
When you're doing a song vaguely evoking Habsburg-era middle Europa on #TotP at 8 but you're an extra in a homophobic Blue Oyster Police Academy gag scene at 10.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you're doing a song vaguely evoking Habsburg-era middle Europa on #TotP at 8 but you're an extra in a homophobic Blue Oyster Police Academy gag scene at 10.
No harm to Kim Wilde, but this career retrospective on BBC2 needed to be 15 minutes long at the most.
a cartoon character from south park says " you kids don t know squat about america do you ? "
ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " you kids don t know squat about america do you ? "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
No harm to Kim Wilde, but this career retrospective on BBC2 needed to be 15 minutes long at the most.
You sent P Diddy to Fort Dix?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You sent P Diddy to Fort Dix?!