Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"He's got an -ology"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"He's got an -ology"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Our totes fave Markthalle is open again after a looooong absence, and everything is right with the world again. Except all that stuff that isn't right with the world of course. Ignoring that is what mezcal at the Markthalle is for though.x
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Our totes fave Markthalle is open again after a looooong absence, and everything is right with the world again. Except all that stuff that isn't right with the world of course. Ignoring that is what mezcal at the Markthalle is for though.x
"Every shrimp has his day."
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"Every shrimp has his day."
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Fun fact: I'm 1987, Mr. Mister singer, Richard Page had his arm broken by a swan while performing Broken Wings live at a gig near a canal. The swan was fine.
#TotP
#TotP
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Fun fact: I'm 1987, Mr. Mister singer, Richard Page had his arm broken by a swan while performing Broken Wings live at a gig near a canal. The swan was fine.
#TotP
#TotP
Reposted by Bryan Blessed
It's time for my Alexander O'Neal joke again, gang!
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
May 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
It's time for my Alexander O'Neal joke again, gang!
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
*clears throat*
Alexander O'Neal once had to finish with his girlfriend because she was utterly obsessed with measuring and recording the details of various rodents.
ALL SHE DID WAS CRITTER-SIZE.
#TotP
Reposted by Bryan Blessed
What manner of absolute monster arranges video conferences for a Friday afternoon tho?
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
What manner of absolute monster arranges video conferences for a Friday afternoon tho?
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watching the person Lorraine (being the character Lorraine played by the person Lorraine for tax purposes or whatever) swimming in a Fjord and I asked my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) if we should swim in a Fjord one day and she's reminded me that we did that already. Last year.
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Watching the person Lorraine (being the character Lorraine played by the person Lorraine for tax purposes or whatever) swimming in a Fjord and I asked my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) if we should swim in a Fjord one day and she's reminded me that we did that already. Last year.
If I was a high class chef, I would 100% risk my Michelin star to dip my cock in soup I was making for Giles Coren.
Ynyshir: Giles Coren says hygiene ratings should not apply to Michelin restaurants
The restaurant critic says inspectors should
www.bbc.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
If I was a high class chef, I would 100% risk my Michelin star to dip my cock in soup I was making for Giles Coren.
James Cameron is giving huge working man's club psychic act vibes in this photo. He's about to tell your auntie Elsie that the spirit of her man, Shuggie has told him he left a tenner in a half pack of Benson's behind the porcelain King Charles Spaniel on the left of the mantelpiece.
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
James Cameron is giving huge working man's club psychic act vibes in this photo. He's about to tell your auntie Elsie that the spirit of her man, Shuggie has told him he left a tenner in a half pack of Benson's behind the porcelain King Charles Spaniel on the left of the mantelpiece.
Imagine only having to work from 9 to 5 to make a living tho.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Imagine only having to work from 9 to 5 to make a living tho.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
Every time I think about how awful everything is, I remind myself that it could be worse; I could have a badger nailed to my cock.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Every time I think about how awful everything is, I remind myself that it could be worse; I could have a badger nailed to my cock.
I don't get why everything's so fucked. Running a country should be a piece of pish.
You just aim for the sweet spot where your national scandals ultimately become entertaining Netflix series rather than landmark broadcast TV documentaries narrated by a stern-toned Kenneth Branagh.
It's that simple.
You just aim for the sweet spot where your national scandals ultimately become entertaining Netflix series rather than landmark broadcast TV documentaries narrated by a stern-toned Kenneth Branagh.
It's that simple.
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I don't get why everything's so fucked. Running a country should be a piece of pish.
You just aim for the sweet spot where your national scandals ultimately become entertaining Netflix series rather than landmark broadcast TV documentaries narrated by a stern-toned Kenneth Branagh.
It's that simple.
You just aim for the sweet spot where your national scandals ultimately become entertaining Netflix series rather than landmark broadcast TV documentaries narrated by a stern-toned Kenneth Branagh.
It's that simple.
My new @vizcomic.bsky.social came, gang!
As usual, the Berlin postie lad had given the wrapper a wee strategic tear so he could get inside and have a wee read and a chuckle on his rounds.
Either that or the Stasi's back.
As usual, the Berlin postie lad had given the wrapper a wee strategic tear so he could get inside and have a wee read and a chuckle on his rounds.
Either that or the Stasi's back.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
My new @vizcomic.bsky.social came, gang!
As usual, the Berlin postie lad had given the wrapper a wee strategic tear so he could get inside and have a wee read and a chuckle on his rounds.
Either that or the Stasi's back.
As usual, the Berlin postie lad had given the wrapper a wee strategic tear so he could get inside and have a wee read and a chuckle on his rounds.
Either that or the Stasi's back.