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Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
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Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner. "Historic beard ride" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Observer "Something for the dads" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend "Windows Vista® compatible" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry*.
Struggling to sleep for some reason.

*Not sorry.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
The Stalin Photoshop gag but worse somehow.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
"COMRADE GENERALS! I TELL FUNNY JOKE NOW LIGHTEN MOOD SO MAKE FUN LUNCH: WHY RUSSIAN WINDOW GO RUSSIAN DOCTOR SEE? YOU GIVE UP! RUSSIAN WINDOW HE IN *PANE* BECAUSE COMRADE GENERAL FAIL GLORIOUS LEADER SO DEFENESTRATED THROUGH RUSSIAN WINDOW AND HE DIE BUT IT ACCIDENT! IS FUNNY JOKE! BUT IS NO JOKE."
Comrade Glorious Leader, he entertain comrade Generals provide sumptuous lunch of 70s looking food. Comrade Generals, they no long for world. They leave through window but it own fault.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
I'm rewatching Adam Curtis' latest, 'Shifty' again. It really is rather splendidly good.
It's all on YouTube too if you're not in the UK.
BBC - Shifty
There is a twilight zone between memory and history. A time when nothing is yet fixed.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 8h
Gang. GANG. I'm about to get my seventh[eighth?] COVID shot and the place has a chillout zone.

So that's my news.
The COVID chillout zone.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 9h
I've got one of those Borg head laser things so I don't miss regardless of the time of day.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 9h
I do enjoy r/FixedByTheDuet content.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
Whatever this is, this is what we have to get back to.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 10h
So many political tweets I nearly responded to one of them.

As a result we must ALL be punished.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
I bet there's specific German compound noun for that.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
When I have a slash when I'm wearing my kilt, the splashback against my bare thighs off the urinal gives me pause for thought for sure. Fortunately I'm always drunk as fuck when I've got a kilt on so I get over it really quick.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
It struck a glancing blow.

Wait. Is that worse?
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
Full disclosure: the end of my wee man gently boffed the inside of a toilet once while I was sitting once and I've been struggling with undiagnosed PTSD (Penis Touching Sanitation Device syndrome) ever since.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
Ma'am, trust me. I am a professional marksman of some not inconsiderable experience - despite what my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) might say to the contrary.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
This map frequently pops up in German forums...

I'm a big pink heathen, but even I consider sitting down for a pish to be a step beyond the grace of god's light.
A map of Europe purporting to show where men typically stand or sit to have a pish. Everyone stands except the Germanic countries, the Balkans, most of Scandinavia, and Turkey.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 13h
That was a great day. Like, really. We had a picnic in Central Park right after that too.

*sighs*
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Hate-watching that one single daft Erich von Däniken thing has utterly destroyed my hard earned good recommendations algorithm and I don't think I've got enough spirit left in me to overcome this setback.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Well, we're not not enjoying Only Murders in the Building season 5, so there!
Of course we've been to the Arconia. I miss New York. Honestly, if it wasn't for, you know... That stuff that's going on? That guy and all that unpleasantness? I'd book flights this very moment.
The "Arconia" building in NYC. The "Arconia" building in NYC but a bit closer. The entrance bit of the "Arconia" building in NYC.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Spirit animal.
a pink fish is reflected in the water and looks like it is smiling
ALT: a pink fish is reflected in the water and looks like it is smiling
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Jan Hakon Erichsen
www.janhakon.com
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
I just flat out block. This isn't my job. I'm here for my own pleasure and to take the piss so I'm fucked if I'm doing admin for random idiots.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Kemi's illiterate chocolate. Keith doing boring speaking stuff but Britain is spelt wrong and therein lies the gag here - such as it is.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
The good faith response threshold (as someone succinctly put it the other day) decreases by the day here, sadly. I never wanted to restrict replies at all, but now I'm wondering if I'm not doing it enough.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Me, perusing the smoldering resentments which represent the fetid remains of Bluesky-dot-app:

I 'member when all round 'ere were nowt but shitposts! *sighs*
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Monday.
Prison Daddy looking fed up in a courtroom sketch.
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