Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"A proper friend of Hamble"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A right one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Sent from my BlackBerry®"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"A proper friend of Hamble"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"A right one-of-them"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend
"Sent from my BlackBerry®"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
weekend plans = activated
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
weekend plans = activated
Please consider my compromise proposal:
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Please consider my compromise proposal:
Gang. GANG.
What if we put the British snow bra on the polar vortex titties??
What if we put the British snow bra on the polar vortex titties??
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Gang. GANG.
What if we put the British snow bra on the polar vortex titties??
What if we put the British snow bra on the polar vortex titties??
*cries internet nostalgia tears*
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
*cries internet nostalgia tears*
"Hi. Donald? It's Ken Livingstone. Here, I'll tell you who else built a ballroom as cover for a personal bunker construction project in the heart of his nation's capital..."
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Hi. Donald? It's Ken Livingstone. Here, I'll tell you who else built a ballroom as cover for a personal bunker construction project in the heart of his nation's capital..."
NGL, if it's a choice between an apocalyptic war in which we all die terrifying fiery deaths and seeing Scotland at the World Cup, I'm going to find it a pretty difficult call.
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
NGL, if it's a choice between an apocalyptic war in which we all die terrifying fiery deaths and seeing Scotland at the World Cup, I'm going to find it a pretty difficult call.
"Je t'aime... moi non plus" plays...
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Je t'aime... moi non plus" plays...
When you're a courtroom drawing of a guy facing serious sexual assault charges but you're also the RUC sketch artist's rendering of literally every wanted Irish republican of the 1970s.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When you're a courtroom drawing of a guy facing serious sexual assault charges but you're also the RUC sketch artist's rendering of literally every wanted Irish republican of the 1970s.
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 AM
This is apparently a mural a developer is planning for a neighborhood in Glasgow...
What the very fuck?! Did they not even give it a cursory glance over after the IP theft machine that made it shat it out?
What the very fuck?! Did they not even give it a cursory glance over after the IP theft machine that made it shat it out?
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 AM
This is apparently a mural a developer is planning for a neighborhood in Glasgow...
What the very fuck?! Did they not even give it a cursory glance over after the IP theft machine that made it shat it out?
What the very fuck?! Did they not even give it a cursory glance over after the IP theft machine that made it shat it out?
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
We had one of the CURSED crying boy paintings in our house. My poor wee auntie had a nervous breakdown after she read about it in the Sun (also when she met a circus clown once).
If memory serves, Mackenzie ran a service to destroy them on behalf of readers before their families were BBQ'd...
If memory serves, Mackenzie ran a service to destroy them on behalf of readers before their families were BBQ'd...
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We had one of the CURSED crying boy paintings in our house. My poor wee auntie had a nervous breakdown after she read about it in the Sun (also when she met a circus clown once).
If memory serves, Mackenzie ran a service to destroy them on behalf of readers before their families were BBQ'd...
If memory serves, Mackenzie ran a service to destroy them on behalf of readers before their families were BBQ'd...
The Sun swivelled from "It's groovy and cool" to full panic in no time flat. My favourite sharticle was the one mentioning that their intrepid reported had seen the floor of a rave (apparently attended by 12 year olds) covered in "ecstacy wrappers".
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Sun swivelled from "It's groovy and cool" to full panic in no time flat. My favourite sharticle was the one mentioning that their intrepid reported had seen the floor of a rave (apparently attended by 12 year olds) covered in "ecstacy wrappers".
Me, every time a standard productivity tool becomes unstable or just downright inoperable following an update to shoehorn some born-redundant AI assistant thing into it:
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Me, every time a standard productivity tool becomes unstable or just downright inoperable following an update to shoehorn some born-redundant AI assistant thing into it:
Apparently Diet Coke makes you cool as fuck.
KNOW THE RISKS, PEOPLE.
KNOW THE RISKS, PEOPLE.
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Apparently Diet Coke makes you cool as fuck.
KNOW THE RISKS, PEOPLE.
KNOW THE RISKS, PEOPLE.
I loved your cat Bernard Bresslaw in Moon Zero Two (1969) alongside the man, Bernard Bresslaw btw.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I loved your cat Bernard Bresslaw in Moon Zero Two (1969) alongside the man, Bernard Bresslaw btw.
We watched Bugonia, gang.
Blimey.
Blimey.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
We watched Bugonia, gang.
Blimey.
Blimey.
"Every shrimp has his day."
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"Every shrimp has his day."
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Happy #Caturday from Bertie (a comely cat of virtue questionable)!
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.
Bertie says if you haven't got a cat or cats already, today's the day to go and adopt a cat or cats. He also says fuck racists and transphobes and just anyone who wake up in the morning hating.
Additionally he says he's hungry.