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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9h

I get fooled by marine collagen every single time. I need “it is not seaweed and tastes horrendous” tattooed across my forehead.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t watch Housewives, I am a CONNOISSEUR of Housewives.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 16h

Britanni from #RHOSLC is the most boring housewife ever and that’s including the new tall woman on Potomac who paid the gay man to be her onscreen celibate lover but somehow still made that boring.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17h

Numbers is hard

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

Time stopped meaning anything about midway into the pandemic. Now it’s just a suggestion 🤷‍♀️

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out it was Rush Limbaugh

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

Did he die today? I thought died years ago. Who must i be thinking of.

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 3d

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have to give it back now all the politics staffers have been fired?

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 3d

I regularly think about a chicken burger from a shop down the road that closed years ago. I don’t even eat meat anymore and I still yearn for it. NEVER EQUALLED.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

Well did it???

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

I have a degree in risk and security management and the entire time my brain was repeating, "this is textbook this is textbook this is textbook."

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

We are up in the terminal now, and ok, thanks Pick <3 <3

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

Genuinely frightening, a woman squashed behind me was sobbing.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

If you're arriving at #heathrow airport via the Elizabeth Line, the escalators aren't working & the crowd is ummanaged & being funneled toward 4 intermittent elevators. It's extremely dangerous, we were stuck in an elevator that couldnt close or move b/c people kept pushing in on top of each other.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

Asking the president for life preserving healthcare. He was so close, so close.

Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 4d

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

The spooky horror is Britain.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

I did!

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 8d

Lowering my weary middle aged bones cross-legged onto the flithy airport floor because this aiport is teeming but has no seating.

"Still young" I whisper as my right knee seizes.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

Bro you need to get a round of fainting in there for ultimate gains

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

Everything happens for a reason it’s just that sometimes the reasons are really fucking stupid.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

🌷💐🌟CAPITALISM🌟💐🌷

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

I’m on a work trip & I accidentally swallowed a temporary crown at lunch (go team) & now I have to run a full day workshop tomorrow while the right side of my face pulsates before I can fly home to get it fixed. SAD FACE.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10d

“Unhinged” is overused to the point of meaninglessness, but Amanda telling the air over and over and over that she’s very popular is unhinged #RHOL

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Rob @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 10d

Left: a ruddy-cheeked older man, grey hair, business suit, a little husky: caption reads "your landlord: It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market:

Right image: caption "the "market""
A collage of 16 identical landlords

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