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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 2d

He was a sk8r ott,
I said "See you l8r, ott,
How bout I pick you up at 3?"

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 3d

Last month was expensive, so I was hoping I could save some money this month. Life: "Here're expensive homeowner and medical bills you weren't planning for, have a nice day."

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 14d

My friend's cat died recently, and I wanted to paint her for him. Not trusting my artistic skills, I went with something that wasn't just her. Ended up being my best painting yet! I can't wait to give it to him when I see him in a few weeks.
Acrylic 10"x20"

Painting of such a good kitty wig her big purple balloon

Closer up of cat, with her adorable smile

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 14d

Paper straws feel like a prank to "own the libs". "Here's your unwaxed paper straw that will immediately disintegrate into the drink we put in a single-use plastic to-go cup even though you're dining-in."

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B.Bud @bbud.bsky.social · 19d

he's so eager

A yellow anthro bunny lies on a bed, sitting up against a pillow. He's looking down at his very large and erect kneeslapper of a penis. His boyfriend, a mint-green bunny, is very very small and standing atop of the yellow bunny's balls, while hugging the yellow rabbit's penis. The green bunny is rubbing his dick up against the yellow rabbit's towering penis. Spraying cum onto the shaft.

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 18d

I absolutely love this! What's the medium?

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 19d

This belongs in the Louvre

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 20d

Don't forget to vote for your favoritest Fat Bears!
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Fat Bear Week 2025

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 24d

The word "fascinate" is derived from "fascinus," so feel free to think about dicks whenever someone calls something "fascinating."

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 24d

"What is a fascinus?" you ask.

It's the ancient Roman embodiment of the divine phallus. Fascinus effigies and amulets were used to ward off evil using the the erect phallus's virial regenerative powers. I encourage everyone to join the cult of the fascinus/phallus. (2/3)

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · 24d

"Fascinus"
8x10 Acrylic, spray paint, and marker on canvas

I hear you asking, "Is that an erect penis with wings and hooves, with a big ol' hard cock, and a tail that's also a dick? Why is it cumming?"

It's not just a giant flying penis with an erect penis and a penis tail, it's a fascinus! (1/3)

An acrylic painting of a fascinus, a giant flying erect penis with wings, hooves, an erect penis, and a dick for a tail. It's cumming in excitement, and pre is dripping off the penis's penis and penis tail.

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Sep 12

Tops be like

Still frame from the film "20 Millions Miles to Earth" (1957) showing two fisherman with one mesmerized and exclaiming, "Look, a hole."

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Sep 12

Another green bnuuy spotted spotted in the wild! *squee!*

Steeple @evilstaplers.bsky.social · Sep 11

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Sep 12

I feel this is an homage to a famous painting I once knew but can't seem to remember ...

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Sep 8

"Three-Eighths"
8"x10" acrylic on canvas

Inspired by my attempt at fixing my toilet.
The whole story over on FA
www.furaffinity.net/view/62212424/

A toilet mimic with evil eyes and a wet purple and yellow tentacle coming out of the bowl. An ominous yellow puddle surrounds the toilet as a roll of toilet paper and a broken plunger sit nearby

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Sep 7

Which one of you wonderful creatures drew this label?

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 25

Mushroom update: made pasta

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 25

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 24

If videogames taught me anything, this mushroom is a key main-story item

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 18

I love how this raccoon parties!

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 13

Hokkaido? More like HUNKkaido, amiright

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 13

... go on

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 12

Sounds like a good excuse for me to make my way back there

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Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 12

Here to sell Gillette Castle some more:
Large wooded property with trails that used to be a 1920s movie stars personnel train track, complete with a tunnel. Grand vistas of the CT River. Unique building. Fantastic in the Fall.
Gillette also had a "friend, confidant, roommate" after his wife died.

Simcoe @bunnyhops.bsky.social · Aug 12

You've got art there? That's awesome!

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