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Burned out crone

@burnedoutcrone.bsky.social

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Just breathing my way through an anxiety attack over here. On Fridays you’ll find me softly crying in my local library. Let’s trade book recommendations.

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · Nov 10

Hi! Burned out crone here!

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 15h

I mean, I love Nicole Kidman but who on earth is this person???

Vogue cover purportedly featuring Nicole Kidman

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 15h

Sounds like everything i voted for!

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 15h

I still can’t get over the abject stupidity of what they tried!

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 16h

The next Reasonably Shady episode will be interesting

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 16h

And Robyn.

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 16h

at some point housewives forget that we can see them, even if they are not on tv!

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 16h

A poet

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

Eddie is high on his own supply 😬

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

Clutching my Onyi candle in shock

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

This season got a lot more interesting

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

Her mom is going to be so mad at her

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

WHAT

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 20h

The guy propping up the puppet that is Slade Smiley must be exhausted

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 23h

Woo! Gonna pull out my biggest sweaters!

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23h

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

Sweater weather is the same as why are my pants so tight weather.

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

Omg archie is probably telling the other dog everything he has put up with

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

The news is so alarming that I wish the rapture was a real thing that could happen imminently

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

I will never forgive AI companies for besmirching and despoiling the reputation of the humble em dash

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Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

Going to conduct my job search as if I am a deeply unqualified cabinet nominee but I am going to be confirmed anyway.

That’s worked for actual cabinet nominees right?

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

Doppelganger is so good but I can’t read it for a sustained amount of time because inevitably I stop breathing and start hyperventilating

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 1d

Reading Doppelganger by @naomiaklein.bsky.social and have reached the part near the end where she discusses how the third reich turned the tactics and forces of colonial violence against marginalized communities in Europe and that may be the reason why I didn’t sleep well last night.

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I think about my precarious employment situation as a contractor looking for a full time gig in this job market, my blood runs cold. Then I think about ICE agents and national guard deployments and my blood runs colder.

So basically I am now a snake. Don’t come near me.

Hiss.

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 2d

Co-founder and CEO of my misery. Now raising seed funding for a cool 70% stake in my misery.

What do you think sharks?

Patent pending

Burned out crone @burnedoutcrone.bsky.social · 2d

😂 i love the pettiness

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