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Jewan MacGregor

@butisitart.bsky.social

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Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and works making media. Old enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet. Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.

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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · Sep 2

All headlines are marketing

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 9h

Context free, it is a thing of beauty

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 9h

It’s late at night, you’re wide awake, and you’re not wearing pants

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 9h

It’s late at night, you’re wide awake, and you’re not wearing pants

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 9h

The best was the guy whose name I don’t recall with the pink shirt who used it for jock itch but they said “no that won’t do” and made him change it to “male itch.”

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 9h

In the early 90s I was on a listserv for fans for an overnight news show called World News Now. They aired the gold bond spots so often that ppl on the listserv began tracking down the interviewees and interviewing them, and its turns out none of them knew they’d be on TV.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 16h

“Then I met you at the station in Ronkonkoma / Sweetly resonating with the things you are”

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 20h

Cat cuddling is actually the best way to spend time known to man! You win.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 20h

Waking up is better than not so you’re already in the plus column

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 20h

Exactly we do not have to accept their pretense of decorum bc that in itself legitimizes them

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

I think ultimately the US dollar will be evacuated of value in favor of other “currencies”

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

Staten Island counts

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

We pay them to withstand that. If they can’t they should resign.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

This is the penile equivalent of a rat king.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

Whitefish salad on a salt bagel or lox and cream cheese on a cinnamon raisin

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

The American people wish you did too…but don’t worry, sport, you’ll surely get em next time

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

ET for Atari gameplay

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d

Notice how they still dilute it w the verb “echo.”

“Jeffrey Dahmer’s murdering and cannibalism echo the serial killer playbook.”

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d

Check.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d

I want you to write a Punisher comic and I want to buy it.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my early meeting ends are like a vacation congrats!

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d

how are you and what was the best part of your day so far?

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d

a screen grab from British satire series The Day Today pairing a news anchor and a screen which reads “ Stylish Death” under an image of the American flag behind prison bars.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3d

Funny, I can’t even give it away

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t threaten us w a good time

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3d

I didn’t know there was a franchise after the initial game pre-doom.

I sigh, deeply, from a hollow, sad place within.

Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3d

“Well I know it’s not in your panths”