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Jewan MacGregor
@butisitart.bsky.social
830 followers 1.6K following 2K posts
Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and works making media. Old enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet. Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · Sep 2
All headlines are marketing
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3h
Cat cuddling is actually the best way to spend time known to man! You win.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3h
Waking up is better than not so you’re already in the plus column
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 3h
Exactly we do not have to accept their pretense of decorum bc that in itself legitimizes them
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 19h
I think ultimately the US dollar will be evacuated of value in favor of other “currencies”
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 21h
Staten Island counts
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 23h
We pay them to withstand that. If they can’t they should resign.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
This is the penile equivalent of a rat king.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
Whitefish salad on a salt bagel or lox and cream cheese on a cinnamon raisin
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
The American people wish you did too…but don’t worry, sport, you’ll surely get em next time
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
ET for Atari gameplay
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d
sherman, for the love of god!
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
Notice how they still dilute it w the verb “echo.”

“Jeffrey Dahmer’s murdering and cannibalism echo the serial killer playbook.”
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
Check.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
I want you to write a Punisher comic and I want to buy it.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my early meeting ends are like a vacation congrats!
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 1d
how are you and what was the best part of your day so far?
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
a screen grab from British satire series The Day Today pairing a news anchor and a screen which reads “ Stylish Death” under an image of the American flag behind prison bars.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
Funny, I can’t even give it away
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
Don’t threaten us w a good time
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
I didn’t know there was a franchise after the initial game pre-doom.

I sigh, deeply, from a hollow, sad place within.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
“Well I know it’s not in your panths”
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
First time someone calls wolfenstein woke im losing my shit, people.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2d
It's now considered controversial to fight the KKK in a video game.
Alt text: A tweet from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) reads: “Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post–Civil War era. • Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave • Players would fight the emerging KKK • Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash.” The source link is listed as “gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubisof…”. Below the text are two images side by side: on the left, a hooded Assassin in white and red armor from the Assassin’s Creed series; on the right, the red Assassin’s Creed logo on a plain background. The tweet was posted at 4:11 PM on October 8, 2025, and has 665.8K views.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
CHINRUB
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
Alt-text severely downplaying the hotness going on.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
I live the life of a packet of cigarettes that fell behind the hotel bed last century.
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Jewan MacGregor @butisitart.bsky.social · 2d
Yet it’s a headline that hides the thesis behind the subtlety of noting the quoted word’s conflict with the unquoted stated time. It’s a headline that means something completely differently based up on the quality and duration of your education.