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Guinea Pig Herder
Bunny Snuggler
xBorg
Brood Parasite
Jalen Hurts Defender
Go Birds
Everyone in Digimon Beatbreak looks queer af
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Everyone in Digimon Beatbreak looks queer af
What do Hilary Clinton & Bari Weiss have in common?
Both of their spouses were friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
Neither of them filed for divorce.
Both of their spouses were friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
Neither of them filed for divorce.
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
What do Hilary Clinton & Bari Weiss have in common?
Both of their spouses were friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
Neither of them filed for divorce.
Both of their spouses were friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
Neither of them filed for divorce.
Nahhhh it'll get better. The moon has her cycles.
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Nahhhh it'll get better. The moon has her cycles.
Just think, there are married women whose husbands have never given them an orgasm. Edging for 40 minutes has been their sex life for years.
You're speedrunning womanhood!
You're speedrunning womanhood!
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Just think, there are married women whose husbands have never given them an orgasm. Edging for 40 minutes has been their sex life for years.
You're speedrunning womanhood!
You're speedrunning womanhood!
Walls pull back to reveal a tv crew & a studio audience
Ashton Kutcher walks out juggling your dilators
"There's no such thing as the female orgasm. You've been punk'd"
John Cena stands next to him but never says a word.
Ashton Kutcher walks out juggling your dilators
"There's no such thing as the female orgasm. You've been punk'd"
John Cena stands next to him but never says a word.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Walls pull back to reveal a tv crew & a studio audience
Ashton Kutcher walks out juggling your dilators
"There's no such thing as the female orgasm. You've been punk'd"
John Cena stands next to him but never says a word.
Ashton Kutcher walks out juggling your dilators
"There's no such thing as the female orgasm. You've been punk'd"
John Cena stands next to him but never says a word.
You're not high enough.
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
You're not high enough.
Where mommy goes after she puts you to sleep. James Harden is a man at mommy's job. He has a big beard. He gives mommy's lots of money & likes to play basketball with his friends.
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Where mommy goes after she puts you to sleep. James Harden is a man at mommy's job. He has a big beard. He gives mommy's lots of money & likes to play basketball with his friends.
Beard
Strip clubs
Shrugs a lot
Strip clubs
Shrugs a lot
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Beard
Strip clubs
Shrugs a lot
Strip clubs
Shrugs a lot
The entire Trump administration is terminally online. By posting through the fall, they will gift us with the most documented, unfiltered, fall of a fascist regime in history.
They will leak their own chatlogs as they crash out in an attempt to survive.
They will leak their own chatlogs as they crash out in an attempt to survive.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The entire Trump administration is terminally online. By posting through the fall, they will gift us with the most documented, unfiltered, fall of a fascist regime in history.
They will leak their own chatlogs as they crash out in an attempt to survive.
They will leak their own chatlogs as they crash out in an attempt to survive.
jk rowling being in the epstein files is the wind beneath my wings
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
jk rowling being in the epstein files is the wind beneath my wings
Life Is beautiful
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Life Is beautiful
I envy that approach. Not wearing foundation makes me feel naked. @_@
Washing it off after work always makes me feel reborn tho. Its such a sensory nightmare. I bet my neighbors hear me through the pipes explaining how good I feel after washing my face lmao
Washing it off after work always makes me feel reborn tho. Its such a sensory nightmare. I bet my neighbors hear me through the pipes explaining how good I feel after washing my face lmao
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I envy that approach. Not wearing foundation makes me feel naked. @_@
Washing it off after work always makes me feel reborn tho. Its such a sensory nightmare. I bet my neighbors hear me through the pipes explaining how good I feel after washing my face lmao
Washing it off after work always makes me feel reborn tho. Its such a sensory nightmare. I bet my neighbors hear me through the pipes explaining how good I feel after washing my face lmao
No. The core was broken when Rhys left & his departure ushered in a few seasons of mid.
a baseball game is being played between the phillies and the la
Alt: Hoskins slamming his bat
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
No. The core was broken when Rhys left & his departure ushered in a few seasons of mid.
When we win, we will feel like anything is possible. Optimism & sincerity will define the era.
Generations reduced to prolonged adolescence will finally become adults.
This will finally be our nation.
Generations reduced to prolonged adolescence will finally become adults.
This will finally be our nation.
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
When we win, we will feel like anything is possible. Optimism & sincerity will define the era.
Generations reduced to prolonged adolescence will finally become adults.
This will finally be our nation.
Generations reduced to prolonged adolescence will finally become adults.
This will finally be our nation.
Thats the thing! It was incredibly well done compared to its contemporaries. It was a bit too much of a dude movie for me but I knew that going in. It kept my interest the entire almost 4 hours. Akshaye Khanna killed it.
I'm critical of it but can see the good.
I'm critical of it but can see the good.
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Thats the thing! It was incredibly well done compared to its contemporaries. It was a bit too much of a dude movie for me but I knew that going in. It kept my interest the entire almost 4 hours. Akshaye Khanna killed it.
I'm critical of it but can see the good.
I'm critical of it but can see the good.
Yoooo hell yeah! I didn't expect anyone but me to get down to this
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Yoooo hell yeah! I didn't expect anyone but me to get down to this
I keep trying to blend the 2. I got the mix right 1 time & never again. -_-
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I keep trying to blend the 2. I got the mix right 1 time & never again. -_-
My queendom for a foundation that doesn't make me look pale or orange
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
My queendom for a foundation that doesn't make me look pale or orange
Work music ^_^
Desi Beats on Mumbai Streets | Rickshaw DJ Set | Feat. @suggahunny
YouTube video by Gently Altered
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Work music ^_^
There's a scene in Dhurandhar where they play an irl audio recording of terrorists talking about the 26/11 terrorist attack in Mumbai. As it plays, the transcript is on screen.
It felt like Bush era war propaganda. Its all I've thought about since the credits rolled.
It felt like Bush era war propaganda. Its all I've thought about since the credits rolled.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
There's a scene in Dhurandhar where they play an irl audio recording of terrorists talking about the 26/11 terrorist attack in Mumbai. As it plays, the transcript is on screen.
It felt like Bush era war propaganda. Its all I've thought about since the credits rolled.
It felt like Bush era war propaganda. Its all I've thought about since the credits rolled.
Dhurandhar felt kinda gross
Like the nationalistic propaganda was so heavy handed
First half was way way way better than the 2nd
Like the nationalistic propaganda was so heavy handed
First half was way way way better than the 2nd
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Dhurandhar felt kinda gross
Like the nationalistic propaganda was so heavy handed
First half was way way way better than the 2nd
Like the nationalistic propaganda was so heavy handed
First half was way way way better than the 2nd
Demolishing the Kennedy center had to be on someone's bingo card
Which one of you was it?
Which one of you was it?
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Demolishing the Kennedy center had to be on someone's bingo card
Which one of you was it?
Which one of you was it?
Thats true, you even ran to an authority, the internet, to tattle on yourself.
The programming is strong. :p
The programming is strong. :p
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thats true, you even ran to an authority, the internet, to tattle on yourself.
The programming is strong. :p
The programming is strong. :p
Not very pure and delightsome of you, sis
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Not very pure and delightsome of you, sis
How it feels putting on a cardigan for a zoom meeting when you're wfh
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
How it feels putting on a cardigan for a zoom meeting when you're wfh