Chellybreeze
@chellybreeze.bsky.social
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Need to survive so I can experience the moment words regain their meaning & power

Still think it would be funny if it happens when J.D. Vance becomes president
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I've seen it a bunch of times. Played them after the election & stumbled upon people talking about how the left ruined the franchise by making it woke
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Our long national nightmare is over, the Phillies have won a game.
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Clayton Kershaw? More like Clayton Nerdshaw amirite
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Lol didnt realize it until I saw all the JT homerun skeets
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Bsky is a solid 3 minutes ahead of the Phillies game I'm watching

I could find a new stream but we're winning with this one

Feels like bad luck to chase it
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Hey! You said you weren't gonna watch :p
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How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Saddest story every told, sis
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Nick Wright "Now that the series is 2-0 & the Phillies are down by 1 run, the series can finally start"
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Sorry, whenever I see a Philly athlete smile I start looking for the yellow flag
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Bryce Harper flagged for taunting
Phillies lose 15 yards on that error by the Dodgers
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When he gets his 2nd ring, Ill ask that you kiss the ring on his statue's finger.
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Replacing the Christopher Columbus statue in Philly w/ one of Nick Sirianni

Italians get to keep the spot
Everyone else still gets to bitch
Zero genocide

win-win
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Muting instead of blocking so I don't miss out on any drama
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Cowboys making the playoffs only to lose a week later maximizes their pain
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Worst part about the Dodgers doing anything good is you have to see close ups of rich white people dancing
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Fuck you, LA
Booing the Phillies is our thing
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What would won, the thick layer of coal dust covering his body or 1 thumb print worth of cheeto dust?
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Gut feeling w/ these outspoken detransitioners is that its the most extreme version of purging they can come up with

Burning so many bridges that coming out again would be 100x harder
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Not to mention Cole admits she still suffers from gender dysphoria. Choosing not to treat your own headaches doesn't mean you get to ban Tylenol.
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“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.”

Same shit different era.
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Oh shit!!! Fuck yeah! Fuck them ears!
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Does it taste better than his hoagie?
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Inhale screaming into the phone when a telemarketer calls