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Old Turty Bastard

@bwhiz.bsky.social

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I’m just tryna make my momma proud. I ain’t tryna let my momma down. 🧔🏽‍♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼‍♂️🍻 Not here to argue Leadville, CO

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 20m

One of my best efforts in a minute. Happy Sunday, everyone 🙏🏼🍳

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 56m

They went to the UVA game last night and I just wanna talk about spoarts ☹️

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1h

How it feels when neither my sister or mom picks up my FaceTime

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 2h

I competed in the Leadville GL’Open last night ⛳️🏌️

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 13h

Let’s go Hoos! ⚔️ #wahoowa

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 22h

Back to Leadville and in bed by 12:15!

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 23h

Last night was easily my most efficient Red Rocks exit. I texted my girlfriend that we were getting on 70 at 10:20 and that included grabbing 3 chicken sandies for the road 💪🏼

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 23h

So sick! I’m struggling at work today though lol

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

It’s important to insist on taking selfies with your boys

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

The most debilitating aspect of my color blindness is that I can never tell the difference between the red and green on port o potty doors 😔

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

lol we got to the lot way tomorrow early and it’s pretty much empty. Things are a little different for non jam bands

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll be honest, I don’t know what it means but it’s definitely a tasty boi 🍻

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

Another one ☝🏼 #sippin

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

#sippin on a road soda omw to Parcels

Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 1d

You guys, this is incredible news 🤤🙏🏼

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The Homeplace Restaurant expected to reopen by Easter 2026 under new ownership

The Homeplace Restaurant, a beloved landmark in Catawba, is preparing for a new chapter after closing its doors in 2020.

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 2d

I’m leaving for work and it 20° rn. As much shit as I’ve been talking about being ready for ski season, I’m not ready to be leaving for work in the negatives 😞☝🏼