Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
The best part of every Leadville parade is the flamethrower 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The best part of every Leadville parade is the flamethrower 🔥
Leadville Christmas Parade! 🎅🏼🎄
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Leadville Christmas Parade! 🎅🏼🎄
I’m not sure who it is yet but my sister just told me she showed one of her patients in Virginia my picture and he knows me from bike messaging in NYC! 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m not sure who it is yet but my sister just told me she showed one of her patients in Virginia my picture and he knows me from bike messaging in NYC! 🤯
This rare Beardless Brian picture popped up in my mom’s Featured Photos today
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This rare Beardless Brian picture popped up in my mom’s Featured Photos today
It’s snowing at my sister’s and my heart can’t handle the cuteness 🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s snowing at my sister’s and my heart can’t handle the cuteness 🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹
2 Trips to Daylight Donuts this week 😤💪🏼🍩 (and maybe another trip tomorrow morning if I’m feeling like a Real Nasty Boy™️)
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
2 Trips to Daylight Donuts this week 😤💪🏼🍩 (and maybe another trip tomorrow morning if I’m feeling like a Real Nasty Boy™️)
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
I’m kind of over House of the Dragon, but now they’ve got me right back in with this Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer 🤩
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m kind of over House of the Dragon, but now they’ve got me right back in with this Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer 🤩
Is wearing a shiesty under your helmet something that’s new to the NFL this year or did I just not notice it before?
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Is wearing a shiesty under your helmet something that’s new to the NFL this year or did I just not notice it before?
Just saw that Big Richard is playing in my hometown 🥹🥹🥹
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just saw that Big Richard is playing in my hometown 🥹🥹🥹
I help do another flood of the curling ice today 🥌🧊
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I help do another flood of the curling ice today 🥌🧊
The paperback doesn’t come out til March 31st so I had to pull the trigger on the next Stormlight Archive book in hardback (and also this Questlove book I saw in the store)
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The paperback doesn’t come out til March 31st so I had to pull the trigger on the next Stormlight Archive book in hardback (and also this Questlove book I saw in the store)
Can I admit something? I’ve officially started to think about and am excited to see the End of Year Hotdog Presentation 🌭
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can I admit something? I’ve officially started to think about and am excited to see the End of Year Hotdog Presentation 🌭
Dude the moon looked so fucking cool when I was driving to work this morning 🤩🌕
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Dude the moon looked so fucking cool when I was driving to work this morning 🤩🌕
All the team names for curling this year 🥌
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
All the team names for curling this year 🥌
Starting it up! @phishatdicks.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Starting it up! @phishatdicks.bsky.social
Just remembered there’s a captains meeting for the curling league tonight!! 🥌
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just remembered there’s a captains meeting for the curling league tonight!! 🥌
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
I’ve clinched a playoff spot in the league with my high school friends for the first time in 3 years, and I’m on a 6 game win streak. Honestly, I don’t really feel like I have any chance to win, but I’d be lying if I said I haven’t started to think about the money just a little bit 😈🙏🏼🏈
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve clinched a playoff spot in the league with my high school friends for the first time in 3 years, and I’m on a 6 game win streak. Honestly, I don’t really feel like I have any chance to win, but I’d be lying if I said I haven’t started to think about the money just a little bit 😈🙏🏼🏈
I think I’m fucked for the $100 in our Snow Pool. My first day isn’t until the 8th
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think I’m fucked for the $100 in our Snow Pool. My first day isn’t until the 8th
Super Bee lift just opened up at Copper! I do believe that my cue to start bringing my ski gear with me to work 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Super Bee lift just opened up at Copper! I do believe that my cue to start bringing my ski gear with me to work 🫡
When she travels on your package til you Sphere 🫦🔮
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When she travels on your package til you Sphere 🫦🔮
My favorite part of Spotify Wrapped Day so far has been seeing one of my best friend’s Top Songs were all rap music and also a song from The Wiggles
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My favorite part of Spotify Wrapped Day so far has been seeing one of my best friend’s Top Songs were all rap music and also a song from The Wiggles
Another year of Spotify Wrapped, another year of Tity 2 Necklace being my favorite artist 😤💪🏼⛓️
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Another year of Spotify Wrapped, another year of Tity 2 Necklace being my favorite artist 😤💪🏼⛓️
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)