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Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.

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Not here to argue

Leadville, CO
You should come for skijoring when Main Street is completely full on snow!
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not to be that guy, but it’s #analweek I’m pretty sure #mouthweek was when Sully got road head
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🍩👀
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A snowy parking lot 100% shows you who people are
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It was slim pickins today. Usually I go right when I get to Breckenridge at like 7ish. I thought I’d get us donuts while we wait for the delivery to get here and there’s not much left there after 9!
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
?? I was always under the impression that the name came from Pooh Shiesty
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It’s what the youths are calling the ski gear that covers your face/head and are popular in gang culture rn
a man wearing a red jacket and a la hat stands in front of a crowd
ALT: a man wearing a red jacket and a la hat stands in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I love them! I think I’m gonna get tickets for my mom for Christmas

They’re opening for a band in Denver in February but I don’t think we’re gonna make it down for that show
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It definitely makes it a lot more enticing to help the ice prep when the timing usually coincides with a beautiful sunset!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM