Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
The best part of every Leadville parade is the flamethrower 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The best part of every Leadville parade is the flamethrower 🔥
Leadville Christmas Parade! 🎅🏼🎄
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Leadville Christmas Parade! 🎅🏼🎄
This rare Beardless Brian picture popped up in my mom’s Featured Photos today
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This rare Beardless Brian picture popped up in my mom’s Featured Photos today
It’s snowing at my sister’s and my heart can’t handle the cuteness 🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s snowing at my sister’s and my heart can’t handle the cuteness 🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹🥰🥹
2 Trips to Daylight Donuts this week 😤💪🏼🍩 (and maybe another trip tomorrow morning if I’m feeling like a Real Nasty Boy™️)
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
2 Trips to Daylight Donuts this week 😤💪🏼🍩 (and maybe another trip tomorrow morning if I’m feeling like a Real Nasty Boy™️)
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
youtu.be/fOcbvOihQtc?...
?? I was always under the impression that the name came from Pooh Shiesty
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
?? I was always under the impression that the name came from Pooh Shiesty
I help do another flood of the curling ice today 🥌🧊
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I help do another flood of the curling ice today 🥌🧊
The paperback doesn’t come out til March 31st so I had to pull the trigger on the next Stormlight Archive book in hardback (and also this Questlove book I saw in the store)
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The paperback doesn’t come out til March 31st so I had to pull the trigger on the next Stormlight Archive book in hardback (and also this Questlove book I saw in the store)
All the team names for curling this year 🥌
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
All the team names for curling this year 🥌
Starting it up! @phishatdicks.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Starting it up! @phishatdicks.bsky.social
Just remembered there’s a captains meeting for the curling league tonight!! 🥌
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just remembered there’s a captains meeting for the curling league tonight!! 🥌
Another year of Spotify Wrapped, another year of Tity 2 Necklace being my favorite artist 😤💪🏼⛓️
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Another year of Spotify Wrapped, another year of Tity 2 Necklace being my favorite artist 😤💪🏼⛓️
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
(Kinda cool that they got my age exactly right!)
It’s gonna be a great mf day 🙏🏼🍩
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s gonna be a great mf day 🙏🏼🍩
LFG! I ordered these patches form someone I knew through bike messaging sometime back in the spring and completely forgot about them but they just showed up in my mailbox 🚴🏼💨
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
LFG! I ordered these patches form someone I knew through bike messaging sometime back in the spring and completely forgot about them but they just showed up in my mailbox 🚴🏼💨
I can’t remember if I shared this before, but when I was sending pictures to my girlfriend from Saturday night at Field of Vision she thought she was going to have to break up with me bc she was unaware of Mankind and basically was like “how the fuck does he have this mask and I not know about it”
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I can’t remember if I shared this before, but when I was sending pictures to my girlfriend from Saturday night at Field of Vision she thought she was going to have to break up with me bc she was unaware of Mankind and basically was like “how the fuck does he have this mask and I not know about it”
Some news dropped in the FF group chat and my girlfriend has asked me what I’m laughing at 3 times in the last 5 minutes 😂🏈
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Some news dropped in the FF group chat and my girlfriend has asked me what I’m laughing at 3 times in the last 5 minutes 😂🏈
@bobbby.online I still have my last MTA card in my wallet 🚇
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@bobbby.online I still have my last MTA card in my wallet 🚇
Got peer pressured into trying someone’s local matcha at the acupuncture place. I don’t think I’ve ever had matcha before. It makes me think I’m drinking water from a dirty aquarium that’s been heated up
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Got peer pressured into trying someone’s local matcha at the acupuncture place. I don’t think I’ve ever had matcha before. It makes me think I’m drinking water from a dirty aquarium that’s been heated up
Look how cute we are 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look how cute we are 🥰
Picture from the game last night 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Picture from the game last night 🥰
🗣️ U-V-A! GO HOOS GO!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
🗣️ U-V-A! GO HOOS GO!!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Literally all I care about for the next day 😤🏈
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Literally all I care about for the next day 😤🏈