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s🪩th
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Labubu nuru guru. 👀’s reply guy. Christ-centered scroteposter. Real💯 outcasty.
goes harder'n SNOT 😤
“Using Men’s Soup” is the name of my future emo band.

(wet) is our debut single.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Just got done #using men’s soup (wet) and a grilled chee AMA
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Imma top 5 ur ass right onto a Top 5 Dweebposting nuclear block pack bro CMON
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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beef hole
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
back on my bullsh*t str8 from the McTeat bro 😎
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Shit. Fuck. Is der kommissar in town rn bro??
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It’s thirsty Thursday yall. Time to crush some tekillya y VINO TINTO 😤
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Dave Matthews Band
Phish
Fleetwood Mack
Pink Floyd
Pearl Jam
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
taking the fucktruck to smoothieville BITCHE wait wut #menshelth
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The 5 poasting is gonna run me offa the damn website 🫵😒
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I get to go skiing this afternoon methinks ⛷️💨🐶
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
::Bobby departs this physical earth::

Us: NFA🥀🫂😪

G♿️⚙️se fans:
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
It’s called The Honknomenon
‘Hey I really love this song, check it out man’

Vs.

‘You know your favorite band? This is actually better than that, and is actually god tier in a way never before heard by human ears’
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 disgusting foods:

Baked goods w/ nuts
Stringy beef dishes
Baked goods w/ dried fruit
Tacos de Lengua
SCROD
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
America has been trying to start WW3 since the end of WW2
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It’s entirely possible The Pitt goes on for 10+ years. Brilliant show
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Okurrr Knicks jfc 😂
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Now this one I’ll do: five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:

Courtney Barnett
Lizzo
Ani DiFranco
St. Vincent
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:

Lady Gaga
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Paramore
War On Women
Ani DiFranco
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:

The Coathangers
Savages
The Fiery Furnaces
Stereolab
Beach House
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
quit eating shrimps with the pimps and come eat lobster with the throbster
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Took the fucktruck to Eggytown and all I got was this Calling All Angels jam (a real ball drainer)
a fried egg with a face on it is floating in the water
ALT: a fried egg with a face on it is floating in the water
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Top 5 times I've eaten ass:

1. That one time
2. And another
3. Did it again
4. Oops (I did it again)
5. MORE
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
::screaming at you IRL every time you ask a question:: OK ALPER YOU FUCK
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM