ddiiggss
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ok but it’s not a word either
ddiiggss.bsky.social
daughter said last night that wife was going to take her out to buy uggs today. I would have bet her college fund on that not happening and both of them laying down and watching Gilmore girls all day and would have nailed it
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Draft kings should make a way for me to bet on the inner workings of my family
ddiiggss.bsky.social
My old boss and his wife have a joint Facebook account and every time I saw it pop up in my suggestions I was like ok which one cheated?
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fluffhead67.bsky.social
I have a pair of Eggy tix for both nights of Denver Halloween and we can’t make it so selling them cheap!!

Got them at early-bird costs to begin with so this is a great deal. 2 tix for 10/31 and 2 tix for 11/1. My cost was $115. They are yours for $100 if you take all 4 off my hands!

Please share!
ddiiggss.bsky.social
you don’t have to like the movie, but it’s maybe the most accurate depiction of what America looks like/will look like for at least the next 4 years
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Quite possibly the worst take I’ve ever seen
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I have a lot of problems with the democrats but in this particular case one party is actively pushing for the release of all documents and one is going on recess and refusing to swear in newly elected members, fuck outta here with the both sides thing
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
ddiiggss.bsky.social
We just need a band called Gander and then we can be done
ddiiggss.bsky.social
I hate people who think they are cooler than art thou
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Yes this is a smear campaign by the worst people in the world, but those only usually work when you have obvious weaknesses they can exploit, let’s get someone better to take her place forever
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Tired of her, begone already
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Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?
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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal
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gaaarwood.bsky.social
Tough day for philadelphians. While it hursts me to post this, I unfortunately cannot use 2 tix to tomorrow nights MMJ show at the Met and will be unloading. Good seats, face, you know the drill. If interested smash the like and subscribe button and hmu
ddiiggss.bsky.social
EMTs came into the diner where we’re eating to order breakfast to go and 5yo saw them and their ambulance and said “they work on an ambulance, and we’re just two boring people”
ddiiggss.bsky.social
average American voter
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Use Bitwarden, it’s free and it works across all your devices
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The ballot dropbox was just out of frame
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ddiiggss.bsky.social
How many ballots did they find in the book drop and vice versa before they bit the bullet and got the sign printed?
A sign next to a library book drop that says “DO NOT USE BOOK DROP FOR VOTE BY MAIL BALLOT”
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Maybe we’d see an uptick of those “she voted for Trump but now she’s having second thoughts” thinkpieces which would be an objectively worse development
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Do you think if hard, irrefutable evidence came out that the assassination attempt last summer was staged that anything would change at all? I don’t think it would
ddiiggss.bsky.social
that guy blocked me months ago, funny to see him pop up on a completely different end of bluesky still being a freak
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Does Billy have any other foot songs besides Lead and Slew?