intercuntinental benz
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Grateful Dead/JGB shows I can watch in full on YouTube, go!
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huh… cause I’m like, thriving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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nope that would be VERY BAD.

I snuck up the aisle for a closer spot.
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anyway, I wouldn’t mind the big naturals… had a guy lifting weights while driving me once, that was weird
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semi related: I thought my uber driver was about to pull his dick out because he took his seat belt off, shifted, and then I heard a zipper.

he was taking off his jacket 😅
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After I went off to college this Taco Bell got busted for exactly this lmfaooooooooo we had no idea they were known for this we thought we just got lucky
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Picture this: Ohio, 2002…
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Taco Bell drive thru in the months after Dude Where’s My Car was released. Thru the speaker the guy joked “and then??? And then???” (like in the movie.) And we said “And thennnn??? A dime bag?” He put it in our Taco Bell order, we paid him an extra $10 cash, and had ourselves a time
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and part of it is because…. If it’s in you mouth longer than .05 seconds it tastes like shit, bringing it back to my original point
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Actually three hits:
The sign
Don’t turn around
All that she wants
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work trip that billy happened to play a show the day after work stuff ended
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Only if you explain to me why this is the spiciest Libra season I’ve ever experienced
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I actually think their whole first album is bangers 🫣
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I like subskeeting people and not tagging them just using their name cause it’s a fun little game for me of if they’ll see it or not
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I think he had a hat on but brunette and def dopey
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prepare for some poasting, obviously
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just passed a place called “tossed: food to make you feel good” - very Seth coded
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Were you the shirtless shoeless Wook that time?