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John Byrne

@byronchenko.bsky.social

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Sports nerd, fantasy NFL/FPL, dog dad. Podcast/YT @GTW_GTC https://www.youtube.com/@GTW_GTC

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · Jun 21

I used @mikeclaynfl.bsky.social‘s season projections to make an #SFB15 projection sheet

If you’d like a copy, reply w/ a
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social receipt (donation/purchase) from JUNE 2025 onwards!

They’re having an End Of Summer Giveaway campaign currently: fantasycares.org/campaigns

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 10h

The guy who does the dog bark at his boss in that commercial shouldn’t be in the same category as a cotton candy thief, he’s just trying to bond with his boss! It’s a normal thing to do.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 10h

Pantless asses are the official uni of National TE Day.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 14h

Saints going to the elder QB, rookie Tyler Shough.

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 15h

Justin Fields revenge game against his current franchise

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 15h

I’d love (someone else) to ask him about these quotes when he’s slamming his helmet on the sideline after a five sack game while being blown out.

Superstar defensive end Myles Garrett recently signed an extension with the Cleveland Browns that makes him the highest-paid non-quarterback in NFL history at $40 million per
season.
Furthermore, it appears that Garrett is now privy to Cleveland's quarterback plans.
"After conversations, I do have an idea," Garrett said about whether he knows who the Browns' quarterback will be next season. "I like it [the ideal enough to be here smiling in front of you, because I think we have a good chance of that happening and making the most out of it."

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 19h

These Eagles jerseys are probably the best in the league.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 23h

I do like a Loveland TD at 3/1 this week as well. Love that you can still Bears at +3.

Good Teams Win, Great Teams Cover @gtwgtc.bsky.social · 23h

Still no Lamar Jackson for the Ravens as they host the Bears in the Sky Sports Early Game today

Here’s our best bets for the game….

*Paul took a loss and jumped off Ravens -6.5 after they f’d around with Lamar’s injury status.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23h

The Company Woman +59822

Double TDs +26637

Tight End parlays bc duh

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Don't Be Scared, It's National Tight Ends Day! Travis Kelce and George Kittle Will Score Big in Week 8

Cooterdoodle is back with another installment of Scared Money and she's focused on National Tight Ends Day, especially stars Travis Kelce and George Kittle.

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 1d

Kemper shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

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RyanMc23 @ryanmc23.bsky.social · 1d

Week 8 QB Matchups-->

+ Fields, Nix, Ward, Cousins, Mayfield, Love, Rattler, Mahomes

- Tua, Dalton, Maye, Jones/Purdy, Mariota, Herbert, Gabriel, DJones

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 1d

Bringing in Cousins because of a soft Penix sounds like a video Mike Johnson would have to tell his son he’d watched.

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d

Penix. Bryce. McCarthy. The benchings have never been softer.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 2d

How long will be spent analysing the JJ McCarthy zapruder ankle film?

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

Carson Wentz is not a sex pest but he is fucking for his fucken life

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3d

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

This is gold.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

Last year I picked the Vikings to be the worst team in football when McCarthy went down.

This year I picked them to win the division and a sneaky SB pick.

a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words if every instinct you have is wrong on the screen

Alt: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words if every instinct you have is wrong on the screen

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .

Alt: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

What if Max Brosmer is Him?

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 3d

Now affiliated with “Kalshi Sports”, as if it couldn’t get shitter.

Fantasy Receipts affiliated with KalshiSports

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 4d

🤝

My garbage team.

Mariota
Harvey, Mason
Egbuka, Christian fucking Watson, Coker
Gadsden, please be Gadsden week
Breshard Smith at SFlex
A defense

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4d

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 4d

Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.

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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 4d

“the pasta that’s also a sandwich” is just ravioli.

John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 4d

Not until Indy Back Alley Fights is a broadcasted event anyway.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 5d

The proliferation of sports on Bluesky is important for a few reasons, not least of which is getting young men away from the fascist filth of X and into a far healthier social media environment.

I know I sound like a concerned dad. I guess I am.

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