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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc

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Final Fantasy XIV Fishing Main and minutiae explorer. Veteran wine aunt, inveterate weeb, invertebrate enthusiast. twitch.tv/CafColeo youtube.com/@cafcoleo

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Jul 5

New Video! In May, by a miraculous confluence of fate, all 30 legendary fish spawned in the span of slightly over 24 hours. And I tried to catch every single one of them.

It went... ok.

Can You Catch Every Legendary Fish in FFXIV in One Day?

YouTube video by Caf Coleo

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ViMiMi 💜🎵 @ GWF 502 @vimimi.bsky.social · 19h

update
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 6h

The gambling app ad where a giant line of people on bicycles follow each other into an ominous purple portal while unsettling music plays is so on-the-nose that if it was written as a satirical art piece I would think it was too much

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 12h

You may not like it, but this is what peak Deep Dungeon performance looks like

Screenshot of a light party consisting of one scholar and three red mages

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 1d

My office put up a bunch of big signs for a health charity awareness thing but the way they're split means that there's just one giant line of text that says "I AM BLOOD" and it's the only part visible if you aren't like 5 feet away.

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 3d

I can alllllllmost see it.

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Innis 🐟 🐌 🌧️ Snailingway @innismeow.bsky.social · 6d

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The FFXIV Weather Archive site is now live, offering a visual view of all different weather conditions in #FFXIV! The archive is dynamic, and in constant development.

FFXIV Weather Archive

The FFXIV Weather Archive aims to visually document and archive all weather types in FFXIV. The archive is dynamic and will updated frequently.

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 8d

Cleared a deep dungeon for the first time ever! Those extra checkpoints + matchmaking up to the end really do make a huge difference.

Honestly I would love it if they added that retroactively to the older DDs, then I might actually ever clear those too lmao, I just can't do more than 2 sets at once

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 13d

Extremely minor Deep Dungeon early floor theme spoiler:

I think it's extremely fun that the 21-30 floorset of Pilgrim's Traverse seems to be based on the FFXI version of Alzadaal Undersea Ruins and not the FFXIV Alzadaal's Legacy dungeon. I think that's a fun touch.

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 20d

Every once in a while I think about the New Game+ in Bravely Second and I'm still kind of in awe. Best use of that feature in literally any game ever made. I'm going to be chasing that high for the rest of my life.

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 22d

This city looks evil....

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 22d

I'm in Philadelphia at night for probably the first time in my life. Why are all the buildings lit up so red?

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · Apr 29

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 29d

It depends on what happens next- there's also the possibility that Sinus was actually the hardest we get in the sense of "here's a taste, come back once you've trained yourself" (idk how likely that is but if we don't see a return of dual-class missions on later planets...)

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 29d

I have a pet theory that Phaenna was always meant to be easier than Sinus- the lack of dual-class missions, the significantly easier crafting missions, the large number of missions with *no* timers rather than very lax timers; I guess the question is what the next planet looks like.

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · 29d

When I was first learning to play the game, I read a guide for scholar whose only advice for Physick was "if you're pushing this button it means something has gone wrong"

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 25

This combination of video and song is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life and it isn't close. I can't explain it.

By the end I was laughing so hard I was literally crying.

Response from others I have shown this to has been... mixed.

How to merge pieces of bar soaps into one large one in 2 minutes

YouTube video by Billy Hong

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Getting back into writing is fun because now I spend a solid 90% of my time producing pages and pages of text that I would never show to another living person under penalty of death, that I fantasize about getting published.

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Fenrishion💙💛🎃 @fenrishion.bsky.social · Sep 20

finances? whats that
the azure dragoon has no use for numbers

#ffxiv #ff14

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 17

Italy turbonerf

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 16

We got exactly 10 clears and then half the group dipped and that was that and I've never managed to finish grinding out all the stuff I still needed.

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 16

The only reason I got into a group at all at that point was because before it even dropped, my blue mage static, one of our static mates' regular savage static, and one of *their* static mates' regular ultimate static all made plans to do it together later, and it wound up being like 14 fresh/10 vet

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 16

The fact that they released it on Christmas Eve made it really fuckin' rough for anyone who had family commitments. I got in one(1) hour of prog on the morning of day 1 while everyone was sleeping and then didn't get to try again for like 2 weeks.

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 13

Low effort shitpost

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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · Sep 12

Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker

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Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc @cafcoleo.bsky.social · Sep 11

This is what the end stages of terminal clout brain look like

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