Caf Coleo 🏳️⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc
@cafcoleo.bsky.social
Final Fantasy XIV Fishing Main and minutiae explorer. Veteran wine aunt, inveterate weeb, invertebrate enthusiast.
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Can You Catch Every Legendary Fish in FFXIV in One Day?
YouTube video by Caf Coleo
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New Video! In May, by a miraculous confluence of fate, all 30 legendary fish spawned in the span of slightly over 24 hours. And I tried to catch every single one of them.
It went... ok.
It went... ok.
It is with a heavy heart that I must report that I am ready for patch 7.4
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must report that I am ready for patch 7.4
did it with so many days to spare
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
did it with so many days to spare
If you're still getting baited by Half Life 3 rumors in 2025 you deserve what happens to you (disappointment)
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If you're still getting baited by Half Life 3 rumors in 2025 you deserve what happens to you (disappointment)
When you get crushed by a certain amount you just kind of have to laugh about it. This was probably the single largest FL loss I've ever seen?
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
When you get crushed by a certain amount you just kind of have to laugh about it. This was probably the single largest FL loss I've ever seen?
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
Oh my god, maybe I might actually try to solo now??
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh my god, maybe I might actually try to solo now??
All of my friends are getting snow and I'm getting gross rain 😞
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
All of my friends are getting snow and I'm getting gross rain 😞
THIS is peak deep dungeon performance, if you want it to take 40 minutes to do anything
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
THIS is peak deep dungeon performance, if you want it to take 40 minutes to do anything
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A couple months late after the clear, but here's some celebratory art for clearing the Aloalo Island Criterion Savage Dungeon in #FFXIV, alongside @cafcoleo.bsky.social, @aerialblast.bsky.social, and @fshybeans.bsky.social !!!
sure we're all fishers but that doesn't mean we can't kick ass sometimes
sure we're all fishers but that doesn't mean we can't kick ass sometimes
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A couple months late after the clear, but here's some celebratory art for clearing the Aloalo Island Criterion Savage Dungeon in #FFXIV, alongside @cafcoleo.bsky.social, @aerialblast.bsky.social, and @fshybeans.bsky.social !!!
sure we're all fishers but that doesn't mean we can't kick ass sometimes
sure we're all fishers but that doesn't mean we can't kick ass sometimes
Cold turkey cut down to 2 cups of coffee a day and I am struggling to function after 5 PM now.
Yes, I cut down to 2 cups.
Yes, I know. That's why I did it.
Yes, I cut down to 2 cups.
Yes, I know. That's why I did it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cold turkey cut down to 2 cups of coffee a day and I am struggling to function after 5 PM now.
Yes, I cut down to 2 cups.
Yes, I know. That's why I did it.
Yes, I cut down to 2 cups.
Yes, I know. That's why I did it.
Bobgoblin Bass is literally my favorite fish in FFXIV by such a wide margin, I love him so much. Why is he like that.
Goofy ass
Goofy ass
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Bobgoblin Bass is literally my favorite fish in FFXIV by such a wide margin, I love him so much. Why is he like that.
Goofy ass
Goofy ass
With the Bobgoblin Bass going on yet another extra-long holiday, now is a great time to rewatch "The Bobgoblin Blitz," a video I made last year about my barely-failed quest to hit Final Fish during the last Bobby downtime!
youtu.be/58oGLocwREY
youtu.be/58oGLocwREY
The Bobgoblin Blitz (OR: I tried to Catch Every Big Fish in Final Fantasy XIV in 37 Days)
YouTube video by Caf Coleo
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November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
With the Bobgoblin Bass going on yet another extra-long holiday, now is a great time to rewatch "The Bobgoblin Blitz," a video I made last year about my barely-failed quest to hit Final Fish during the last Bobby downtime!
youtu.be/58oGLocwREY
youtu.be/58oGLocwREY
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Today is a momentous day in FFXIV fishing history!
Bobgoblin Bass takes the podium sweep for downtimes, with a 38 day downtime starting now. It knocks Cinder's recent 32 day vacation out of third place.
This is the 2nd longest downtime of any fish in #FFXIV.
Bobgoblin Bass takes the podium sweep for downtimes, with a 38 day downtime starting now. It knocks Cinder's recent 32 day vacation out of third place.
This is the 2nd longest downtime of any fish in #FFXIV.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Today is a momentous day in FFXIV fishing history!
Bobgoblin Bass takes the podium sweep for downtimes, with a 38 day downtime starting now. It knocks Cinder's recent 32 day vacation out of third place.
This is the 2nd longest downtime of any fish in #FFXIV.
Bobgoblin Bass takes the podium sweep for downtimes, with a 38 day downtime starting now. It knocks Cinder's recent 32 day vacation out of third place.
This is the 2nd longest downtime of any fish in #FFXIV.
I finally got my first cavity 😭 I had a good thirty-[mumble] year streak going, too...
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I finally got my first cavity 😭 I had a good thirty-[mumble] year streak going, too...
Slowly creating a spotter's guide to the carpeting in my neighboring buildings so I can more quickly figure out where my food is based on the delivery photo
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Slowly creating a spotter's guide to the carpeting in my neighboring buildings so I can more quickly figure out where my food is based on the delivery photo
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Hey, this starts in about 24 hours.
It's going to be very fun, and I hope folks definitely try doing personal scoring this year for rankings!
It's going to be very fun, and I hope folks definitely try doing personal scoring this year for rankings!
🔍The 3rd Annual #FFXIV Fishcord Fishing Derby!
From Nov 7 -> 17th, join other fishers in completing the community fishing log during the Fishcord Fishing Derby! This year is a little twist on the original derby, and all are welcomed to participate!
More info in the Fishcord!
From Nov 7 -> 17th, join other fishers in completing the community fishing log during the Fishcord Fishing Derby! This year is a little twist on the original derby, and all are welcomed to participate!
More info in the Fishcord!
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey, this starts in about 24 hours.
It's going to be very fun, and I hope folks definitely try doing personal scoring this year for rankings!
It's going to be very fun, and I hope folks definitely try doing personal scoring this year for rankings!
Ah yeah that point in the patch cycle huh
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ah yeah that point in the patch cycle huh
Having grown up in a very small town, I have to say that an underrated awesome thing about living in a city is that you might luck into a scenario like "polling place is in the lobby of your apartment building."
Literally voted on my way out the door to work.
Literally voted on my way out the door to work.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Having grown up in a very small town, I have to say that an underrated awesome thing about living in a city is that you might luck into a scenario like "polling place is in the lobby of your apartment building."
Literally voted on my way out the door to work.
Literally voted on my way out the door to work.
Being a kid and it starts lightly snowing during school and everyone gets all excited, wondering if we're going to be sent home early... nothing in adulthood matches that feeling quite as well as "sitewide IT outage"
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Being a kid and it starts lightly snowing during school and everyone gets all excited, wondering if we're going to be sent home early... nothing in adulthood matches that feeling quite as well as "sitewide IT outage"
I am unbound. I am unstoppable. Soon, 40% of my glamour wardrobe will actually see some use.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I am unbound. I am unstoppable. Soon, 40% of my glamour wardrobe will actually see some use.
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spearfishing looks intense now
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
spearfishing looks intense now
This is the specific ad (Reddit link in a probably-futile attempt to avoid giving the actual commercial more traffic)
This feels like a scene from an artsy Dystopian horror movie
This feels like a scene from an artsy Dystopian horror movie
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is the specific ad (Reddit link in a probably-futile attempt to avoid giving the actual commercial more traffic)
This feels like a scene from an artsy Dystopian horror movie
This feels like a scene from an artsy Dystopian horror movie
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update
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
update
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?
The gambling app ad where a giant line of people on bicycles follow each other into an ominous purple portal while unsettling music plays is so on-the-nose that if it was written as a satirical art piece I would think it was too much
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The gambling app ad where a giant line of people on bicycles follow each other into an ominous purple portal while unsettling music plays is so on-the-nose that if it was written as a satirical art piece I would think it was too much