I am less ready but I am still ready

I gave up on dreams and hope 12 years ago

I specifically play with a tiny USB travel mouse that entirely fits in my palm because I've gotten so used to playing with it (learned to play TF2 with a mouse like that in 2010) that I literally can't make precise movements with a full-sized mouse anymore. It has 2 buttons and a scroll wheel.

I rebound my keys to 1234QERFZXCV like a million years ago specifically because of this, I don't have a fancy mouse and I need to be able to hit everything with one hand to be comfortable...

It works well but I had to rebind like every keyboard shortcut so I don't know what they used to be anymore

I love this so much. Chocobo racing can never be normal.