Caitlin Rozakis
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SFF Author (she/her) of NY Times best-selling book Dreadful and The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association. AKA Catherine Beck, author of Leah's Perfect Christmas. https://www.caitlinrozakis.com/ https://linktr.ee/caitlinrozakis
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My sinuses are shriveling up in terror just looking at it.
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I don't have much to add here besides, dammit, that sucks for everyone. You for obvious reasons and us for getting fewer amazing pieces of art to enjoy.
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Today's food experiment - bacon-potato roses. Verdict, very pretty, nice enough flavor, but the texture shows it's a stunt food invented more for the camera than a pleasant eating experience. (Too soft bacon, too crunchy potato edges.)
Three roses made out of thinly sliced potatoes rolled up in bacon
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It's like people literally stop reading halfway through the title.
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I actually think the book is less cozy (and more lyrical/literary) than the movie.
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People keep asking if Dreadful or The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association are middle grade!
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Got my flu and COVID shots last night, so today is a day of genial stupidity.

(My personal side effects are about 24 hours of malaise and, like, a 50% drop in IQ. The brain fog is intense, but at least I know from experience it will lift.)
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Yeah, I just had my third round of tests about this today. (It's not my hormones, we have determined at least.)

*fistbump of exhausted solidarity*
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I currently have 3 physical library books (1 25% read), a Net Galley ARC on my Boox (45% read), an ARC from my publisher I promised to blurb on my laptop (33% read), and I'm cheating on them all with a book on my phone.
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Less than a week and less than $3k to go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ufo...

Do you want a goblin B&B story? Because I will write you all a goblin B&B story for this anthology!
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You made it halfway through the week *and* we still have free shipping? Sounds like the perfect time to treat yourself to a new book and support indie bookstores in the process. 📚
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Sleepy bees in my flowers is one of my favorite things.
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The audiobook for THE GRIMOIRE GRAMMAR SCHOOL PARENT TEACHER ASSOCIATION is almost here!

(There was a bit of a snag and the audiobook is releasing late.)

Next week, Grimoire will be available for your listening pleasure! Preorder here! rbmediaglobal.com/audiobook/97...
Image: Cover of The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association by Caitlin Rozakis
Audiobook
Coming soon 
October 14, 2025
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I'm mired in the very stereotypical middle-of-the-book muck, and do not enjoy being a cliche.
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Free shipping, you say? Bookshop.org is offering free shipping today and tomorrow as part of their Anti-Prime sale. It's a perfect chance to pick up THE GRIMOIRE GRAMMAR SCHOOL PARENT TEACHER ASSOCIATION (or whatever you fancy) and support local bookstores!
The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association
Check out The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association - <b>From the NYT-bestselling author of <i>Dreadful</i>, <i>Big Little Lies</i> goes to magic school, cozy fantasy perfect for fans of ...
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...it occurs to me too late that this could be interpreted as putting the bones of my own skeleton in the smoker, rather than getting beef neckbones from the supermarket like a normal person (except normal people wouldn't do that, either)
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WE ARE STUPID AND THEN THE DELICIOUSNESS REINFORCES THE BAD BEHAVIOR
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OMG salad nicoise is delicious but involves stupid amounts of separately prepared ingredients.

...cried the woman who SMOKED HER OWN BONES this week for stock for French onion soup. 🙄
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I'm trying to organize all the contact info I got of all the cool publishing folks/fellow authors I met over this summer's tour. And I will be so happy to have this when I can't remember the names of people two years from now (and thus can't search for them) but uggggghhh it's so boring
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Woo, more holiday gifts for my own kid!

(He will receive plenty of presents regardless, no one needs to buy my book unless they actually want to read it.)
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Warm welcome from the Millville Public Library last night - they got me flowers that matched my book cover!
Caitlin in front of a library (it's a selfie, so Library is mirrored) Caitlin with a table of Grimoire and Grimoire swag, with matching flowers