Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things
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I’m so old I haven’t watched Family Guy since it was canceled
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Thank you! It was kinda spur of the moment for me, I had done my coming out to family and close friends and HR at work and I was getting antsy and then boom! It was the tiny push I needed.
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And damn, only four years?! I’ve packed more joy and happiness into that four years than the first 39!
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Yeah I came out on national coming out day because I am a basic bitch of a queer
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Oh damn, it’s National Coming Out Day which means I a have been a public transsexual for four years.

For those that come out today, congratulations. For those that already have, congratulations. And for those who those who haven’t, and for those that can’t, we’re here for you.
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A lot of people don’t have anything against trans folks, but a lot of people sure would like to have something against trans folks
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This should probably just be my pinned post
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Is this a good idea? Probably not, but that’s the Callie difference.
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Hong Kong had umbrellas, Nepal One Piece, and Portland has antiphibians
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Now I just want people to stop giving me makeup (well, for the most part!)
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One hard reality of transitioning is that, no matter how much you don’t want them to, people will still try and talk to you about sports
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There’s a taco place here that used to make an Al pastor taco that tasted exactly like Hawaiian pizza and I just couldn’t
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Oh no this caught on, yall are on the hook for my legal defense fund when this happens
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What they said the revolution would look like vs what the revolution looks like
A side by side of the anonymous guy fawkes mask and the Portland frog
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Working in surgery is much more juvenile than hospital shows let on.
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Coworker: This instrument set didn’t have everything the doc needed and she was really frustrated and snippy with me, can we fix it so I’m not just standing around…
Me: With your dick in your hand?
Her: If I had one, yes, that’s where it would be instead of at home in a drawer.
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This is my best restaurant idea since my Irish small-plate breakfast diner named “Tapas the Morning to You”
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One great tactic against fascists is to do something in protest that’s dumb and silly, but something that they still have to respond to or they’ll look dumb and silly, and then when they do respond they REALLY look dumb and silly.

Stay strong, Antifa amphibians.
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This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually
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Dallas Steele

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This literally does nothing. You are not beating fascism by dressing up in inflatable suits and dancing

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Portland is leading the way. This is how you (non violently) beat Fascism. Humor and ridicule are key.

Stillframe from a video of Portland protesters dancing in inflatable suits 

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Is this a good idea? Probably not, but that’s the Callie difference.
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I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.
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And I’m all for it, I absolutely do not care about restoring the papacy to England in any way
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What they said the revolution would look like vs what the revolution looks like
A side by side of the anonymous guy fawkes mask and the Portland frog