Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
Realtor told me there was a sub basement but it didn’t look like a sex dungeon at all
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Realtor told me there was a sub basement but it didn’t look like a sex dungeon at all
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Boston cream pies?
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Boston cream pies?
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
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This hibachi magic wand I got off Temu gets way too hot
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This hibachi magic wand I got off Temu gets way too hot
Come check out my live twitch scream (the frantic dance and noise I make while running from angry wasps)
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Come check out my live twitch scream (the frantic dance and noise I make while running from angry wasps)
Boston cream pies?
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Boston cream pies?
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
Pornhub is getting real specific with these categories.
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot
The stages of Contrapoints are:
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The stages of Contrapoints are:
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
Fun fact: The US exports more blood products than it does gold or coal, making it our 9th largest export!
That seems bad!
That seems bad!
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Fun fact: The US exports more blood products than it does gold or coal, making it our 9th largest export!
That seems bad!
That seems bad!
America’s armies must be lead by the nine kings of MEN, who above all crave power and were GIFTED the nine rings, which are harmless!, by our great and wonderful friend who is doing some VERY GREAT things for the people of Middle earth! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
February 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
America’s armies must be lead by the nine kings of MEN, who above all crave power and were GIFTED the nine rings, which are harmless!, by our great and wonderful friend who is doing some VERY GREAT things for the people of Middle earth! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
This hibachi magic wand I got off Temu gets way too hot
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This hibachi magic wand I got off Temu gets way too hot
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot
I would like to apologize to the polycule for attempting to impose relationship monarchy and declaring myself empress of the house
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I would like to apologize to the polycule for attempting to impose relationship monarchy and declaring myself empress of the house
The stages of Contrapoints are:
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The stages of Contrapoints are:
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
1. “Love her videos, she’s so insightful.”
2. “Turns out she’s wrong about a lot but I love her style.”
3. “Oh. Bad take.”
4. Blocks Natalie Wynn
5. Hears some nonsense she crawled off her fainting couch to deliver and says “Oh my god I forgot about her!”
I would like to apologize to the polycule for attempting to impose relationship monarchy and declaring myself empress of the house
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I would like to apologize to the polycule for attempting to impose relationship monarchy and declaring myself empress of the house
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot
Invoking Satan when discussing Newsom disgusts me because Satan is a deeply principled being who would give up anything for his beliefs and Newsom will agree with whatever sentence he just heard
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Invoking Satan when discussing Newsom disgusts me because Satan is a deeply principled being who would give up anything for his beliefs and Newsom will agree with whatever sentence he just heard
Modern Japanese Godzilla movies are like, what if we use this monster to explore the scars of war and failures of government and the horrors of nuclear bombs while American Godzilla movies are like, what if King Kong used an infinity gauntlet to could travel through time and fight Godzilla in space?
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Modern Japanese Godzilla movies are like, what if we use this monster to explore the scars of war and failures of government and the horrors of nuclear bombs while American Godzilla movies are like, what if King Kong used an infinity gauntlet to could travel through time and fight Godzilla in space?
Invoking Satan when discussing Newsom disgusts me because Satan is a deeply principled being who would give up anything for his beliefs and Newsom will agree with whatever sentence he just heard
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Invoking Satan when discussing Newsom disgusts me because Satan is a deeply principled being who would give up anything for his beliefs and Newsom will agree with whatever sentence he just heard
I’m sorry but if we don’t vote for Baron Trump in 2040 I hope you enjoy the camps
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I’m sorry but if we don’t vote for Baron Trump in 2040 I hope you enjoy the camps
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
Spent the day the way St Valentine would’ve wanted us to: reorganizing the garage and then eating hand pulled noodles while we drank champagne and watched the romantic masterpiece Seed of Chucky
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Spent the day the way St Valentine would’ve wanted us to: reorganizing the garage and then eating hand pulled noodles while we drank champagne and watched the romantic masterpiece Seed of Chucky
If it weren’t for gut flora Elon would have any culture at all
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If it weren’t for gut flora Elon would have any culture at all
Help, my AI doctor keeps saying I need to bring him six salamander bladders and four nirnroot so he can make a potion for his daughter but Im having chest pains and I can’t breathe and I’m so confused
It’s very telling that “whether you want it or not” is a key phrase for every ai booster in the public sphere.
Dr. Oz pushes AI avatars as a fix for rural health care. Not so fast, critics say
Dr. Mehmet Oz, who heads the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, is advancing a $50 billion plan to modernize rural health care.
www.npr.org
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Help, my AI doctor keeps saying I need to bring him six salamander bladders and four nirnroot so he can make a potion for his daughter but Im having chest pains and I can’t breathe and I’m so confused
Spending all day on the phone explaining to horny vacationers that my “Bred and breakfast” ad has a typo
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Spending all day on the phone explaining to horny vacationers that my “Bred and breakfast” ad has a typo
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We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Frederick Douglass is the only person I consider a personal hero, he was an amazing, compassionate man and the greatest orator of all time
Happy birthday to one of the greatest, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, he didn't know his actual birthday, but chose to celebrate it on this day.
Please read his books and essays; please teach your children his story when they are old enough to understand.
Please read his books and essays; please teach your children his story when they are old enough to understand.
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Frederick Douglass is the only person I consider a personal hero, he was an amazing, compassionate man and the greatest orator of all time
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...