Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
I’m sorry but if we don’t vote for Baron Trump in 2040 I hope you enjoy the camps
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I’m sorry but if we don’t vote for Baron Trump in 2040 I hope you enjoy the camps
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
(Because the camps are autonomous nomadic settlements that change seasonally to avoid the solar rays from the defunct yet dangerous X Sun Mirror array that destroyed all our satellites and made the planet inescapable)
Spent the day the way St Valentine would’ve wanted us to: reorganizing the garage and then eating hand pulled noodles while we drank champagne and watched the romantic masterpiece Seed of Chucky
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Spent the day the way St Valentine would’ve wanted us to: reorganizing the garage and then eating hand pulled noodles while we drank champagne and watched the romantic masterpiece Seed of Chucky
If it weren’t for gut flora Elon would have any culture at all
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If it weren’t for gut flora Elon would have any culture at all
Help, my AI doctor keeps saying I need to bring him six salamander bladders and four nirnroot so he can make a potion for his daughter but Im having chest pains and I can’t breathe and I’m so confused
It’s very telling that “whether you want it or not” is a key phrase for every ai booster in the public sphere.
Dr. Oz pushes AI avatars as a fix for rural health care. Not so fast, critics say
Dr. Mehmet Oz, who heads the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, is advancing a $50 billion plan to modernize rural health care.
www.npr.org
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Help, my AI doctor keeps saying I need to bring him six salamander bladders and four nirnroot so he can make a potion for his daughter but Im having chest pains and I can’t breathe and I’m so confused
Spending all day on the phone explaining to horny vacationers that my “Bred and breakfast” ad has a typo
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Spending all day on the phone explaining to horny vacationers that my “Bred and breakfast” ad has a typo
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Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Frederick Douglass is the only person I consider a personal hero, he was an amazing, compassionate man and the greatest orator of all time
Happy birthday to one of the greatest, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, he didn't know his actual birthday, but chose to celebrate it on this day.
Please read his books and essays; please teach your children his story when they are old enough to understand.
Please read his books and essays; please teach your children his story when they are old enough to understand.
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Frederick Douglass is the only person I consider a personal hero, he was an amazing, compassionate man and the greatest orator of all time
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We tell you he die of natural causes, many poison frog in Siberia. Is because global warming, very many poison frog. Alexei, we say, no play with frog, is poison. But Alexei, he play with frog and now is dead. Very sad, please no politicize.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
If you’re wooing someone, I sent my partner Catullus 5 when we started dating and I knew I wasn’t letting her go because if 2000 year old poetry doesn’t scare someone off they’re a keeper
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If you’re wooing someone, I sent my partner Catullus 5 when we started dating and I knew I wasn’t letting her go because if 2000 year old poetry doesn’t scare someone off they’re a keeper
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“One may be west coast and the other east, but the only beef between Newsom and Platner was the 96 oz steak they were spotted splitting at one of LAs newest liberal hangs and the chatter about this democratic dynamic duo can’t be ignored.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“One may be west coast and the other east, but the only beef between Newsom and Platner was the 96 oz steak they were spotted splitting at one of LAs newest liberal hangs and the chatter about this democratic dynamic duo can’t be ignored.”
Today’s art is about my shatteringly good looks
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Today’s art is about my shatteringly good looks
This is the worst thing I have ever written down and I’m sorry
“One may be west coast and the other east, but the only beef between Newsom and Platner was the 96 oz steak they were spotted splitting at one of LAs newest liberal hangs and the chatter about this democratic dynamic duo can’t be ignored.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
This is the worst thing I have ever written down and I’m sorry
Gonna tell my kid this was The White Stripes
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Gonna tell my kid this was The White Stripes
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It’s Friday the thirteenth which means Galentines is canceled and it’s time to get together your favorite ghosts and goblins and celebrate Ghoulentines Day
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It’s Friday the thirteenth which means Galentines is canceled and it’s time to get together your favorite ghosts and goblins and celebrate Ghoulentines Day
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Mamdani is the mayor of a city that would be the 13th largest state, and Jasmine Crockett represents over 700,000 people. Here’s why an oysterman who is either lying about or too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo and is hoping to represent the 9th least populous state is the future of leftism.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Mamdani is the mayor of a city that would be the 13th largest state, and Jasmine Crockett represents over 700,000 people. Here’s why an oysterman who is either lying about or too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo and is hoping to represent the 9th least populous state is the future of leftism.
It’s Friday the thirteenth which means Galentines is canceled and it’s time to get together your favorite ghosts and goblins and celebrate Ghoulentines Day
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It’s Friday the thirteenth which means Galentines is canceled and it’s time to get together your favorite ghosts and goblins and celebrate Ghoulentines Day
Mamdani is the mayor of a city that would be the 13th largest state, and Jasmine Crockett represents over 700,000 people. Here’s why an oysterman who is either lying about or too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo and is hoping to represent the 9th least populous state is the future of leftism.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Mamdani is the mayor of a city that would be the 13th largest state, and Jasmine Crockett represents over 700,000 people. Here’s why an oysterman who is either lying about or too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo and is hoping to represent the 9th least populous state is the future of leftism.
Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
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Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!