Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
The New Testament is absolutely unauthorized fanfic
people saying "harry potter was the first fandom" as if jesus christ didn't have TWELVE apostles smdh
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The New Testament is absolutely unauthorized fanfic
I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Somebody, put James Carville away with the rest of the Halloween skeleton decorations, they’re no longer relevant and neither is he
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Somebody, put James Carville away with the rest of the Halloween skeleton decorations, they’re no longer relevant and neither is he
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
The one, the only, the inebriated Calamity Jane
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The one, the only, the inebriated Calamity Jane
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Help, I used grok to roast someone at a party and now everyone is laughing and throwing things at me
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Help, I used grok to roast someone at a party and now everyone is laughing and throwing things at me
“Orwell smash was the right orbs” is the most incomprehensible British slang I’ve heard in a while
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Orwell smash was the right orbs” is the most incomprehensible British slang I’ve heard in a while
Me trying to justify a Steam deck on the basis of all the money I saved buying games on Holiday sales
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me trying to justify a Steam deck on the basis of all the money I saved buying games on Holiday sales
It’s that time of year where people ask what I’m doing for Thanksgiving, I say I’m a vegetarian, they say “I’m sorry”, and then I explain that we just put out fancy cheese and crackers and olives and appetizers and drink wine and graze all day and then they say “ohmygod that sounds so much better”
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s that time of year where people ask what I’m doing for Thanksgiving, I say I’m a vegetarian, they say “I’m sorry”, and then I explain that we just put out fancy cheese and crackers and olives and appetizers and drink wine and graze all day and then they say “ohmygod that sounds so much better”
Nintey Nine Red Balloons
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nintey Nine Red Balloons
Per Variety, Ice Cube set to began filming on his long awaited silent film and newest entry into the franchise, Shut the Fuck Up Friday, this spring
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Per Variety, Ice Cube set to began filming on his long awaited silent film and newest entry into the franchise, Shut the Fuck Up Friday, this spring
Okay but who amongst us (who is not Chuck Schumer) wouldn’t be beaming to meet Mamdani?
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Okay but who amongst us (who is not Chuck Schumer) wouldn’t be beaming to meet Mamdani?
Anybody know which billionaire yacht would be the best flagship for a pirate fleet?
Asking for a mate.
Asking for a mate.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anybody know which billionaire yacht would be the best flagship for a pirate fleet?
Asking for a mate.
Asking for a mate.
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
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November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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For $150 a month we provide unlimited bad advice, black market testosterone or grey market estrogen, Blajah care, exclusive access to Trans Bluesky, Hot Topic coupons and the soundtrack to Paris is Burning on vinyl
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I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
But…
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
But…
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
But…
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
I will not say “it doesn’t always take” when my coworkers talk about a gender reveal party
But…
I’d like to apologize for not standing up for your rights, I learned it might result in a minor inconvenience and I’m just not in a space for that right now
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’d like to apologize for not standing up for your rights, I learned it might result in a minor inconvenience and I’m just not in a space for that right now
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November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Calpurnia Conglomerated is proud to announce our subscription HRT service, CalTrans
For $150 a month we provide unlimited bad advice, black market testosterone or grey market estrogen, Blajah care, exclusive access to Trans Bluesky, Hot Topic coupons and the soundtrack to Paris is Burning on vinyl
For $150 a month we provide unlimited bad advice, black market testosterone or grey market estrogen, Blajah care, exclusive access to Trans Bluesky, Hot Topic coupons and the soundtrack to Paris is Burning on vinyl
If you want to make good art you can’t skip the most important step:
Making lots of “bad” art first
Making lots of “bad” art first
the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you want to make good art you can’t skip the most important step:
Making lots of “bad” art first
Making lots of “bad” art first
Are Nazis are back because we made too many or because we didn’t make enough Holocaust movies?
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Are Nazis are back because we made too many or because we didn’t make enough Holocaust movies?
Help! My son just killed his grandmother with a withering stare after she asked if he’d ever use AI for his art!
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Help! My son just killed his grandmother with a withering stare after she asked if he’d ever use AI for his art!
Somebody who still goes to X (no judgement*) ask Grok if Elon is the Goatse GOAT
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Somebody who still goes to X (no judgement*) ask Grok if Elon is the Goatse GOAT
I don’t think young folks understand that hydration just wasn’t a thing until the 90s. Nobody carried a water bottle. There were fountains here and there but that’s damn near it
And it would be a few years before folks started drinking water, too. Didn’t touch the stuff when we had soda and juice, ‘cept the juice was water and dye and corn syrup. You strut around with that Stanley insulated cup but back then a Stanley was a green thermos and your water bottle was plastic.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don’t think young folks understand that hydration just wasn’t a thing until the 90s. Nobody carried a water bottle. There were fountains here and there but that’s damn near it
My start up ObsequAIs (Powered by Grok) promises to bring you technology that will always build you up, compliment you, and defend you as smarter, faster, and better than anyone, no matter what facts say.
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My start up ObsequAIs (Powered by Grok) promises to bring you technology that will always build you up, compliment you, and defend you as smarter, faster, and better than anyone, no matter what facts say.
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
Those Doritos you like? They didn’t always have that much insane flavor, nosiree. Weren’t until the late 1900s that they made em Nacho Cheezier and Cooler Ranch. O’ course, you kids just know them as Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese, which reminds me of another story…
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Those Doritos you like? They didn’t always have that much insane flavor, nosiree. Weren’t until the late 1900s that they made em Nacho Cheezier and Cooler Ranch. O’ course, you kids just know them as Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese, which reminds me of another story…