Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
So many big directors want to make musicals too!
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So many big directors want to make musicals too!
Catullus: Come for the romantic poems, stay for the ones that call Caesar a fag.
Also the ones about blow jobs.
Also the ones about blow jobs.
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Catullus: Come for the romantic poems, stay for the ones that call Caesar a fag.
Also the ones about blow jobs.
Also the ones about blow jobs.
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
If SNL doesn’t have Lisa Kudrow playing her they’re a bunch of damned fools
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If SNL doesn’t have Lisa Kudrow playing her they’re a bunch of damned fools
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
If there’s anything cozy in XL let me know!
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
If there’s anything cozy in XL let me know!
But who knows what will happen under Marshall’s Law if it comes to that
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
But who knows what will happen under Marshall’s Law if it comes to that
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
Sponsored by the worm in RFKs brain and Jack Paul (no relation)
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Sponsored by the worm in RFKs brain and Jack Paul (no relation)
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Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
ProtienMaxxx not responsible for prion diseases or other wasting disease caused by eating Protienmaxxx beef. Not intended for human consumption. Not safe for humans that are pregnant, nursing, old, young, or alive.
GET JACKED!!!
GET JACKED!!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
ProtienMaxxx not responsible for prion diseases or other wasting disease caused by eating Protienmaxxx beef. Not intended for human consumption. Not safe for humans that are pregnant, nursing, old, young, or alive.
GET JACKED!!!
GET JACKED!!!
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Now that’s just a damn shame
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Now that’s just a damn shame
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
Felt like I was watching Bondi’s face Palpatine live
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Felt like I was watching Bondi’s face Palpatine live
The OR is a curious place and that’s why we’re kept away from all the other departments in any facility
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The OR is a curious place and that’s why we’re kept away from all the other departments in any facility
Nurse: “Callie, what do I have to drop in the OR to get this case canceled?”
Me: “The surgeon.”
Me: “The surgeon.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Nurse: “Callie, what do I have to drop in the OR to get this case canceled?”
Me: “The surgeon.”
Me: “The surgeon.”
That tailor shop had me feeling feelings that I just couldn’t not investigate further and damn did those dominoes start falling after that
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
That tailor shop had me feeling feelings that I just couldn’t not investigate further and damn did those dominoes start falling after that
Oh and my mom took me and my 12
Year old brother to watch the Big Lebowski in theaters.
Twice.
Year old brother to watch the Big Lebowski in theaters.
Twice.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Oh and my mom took me and my 12
Year old brother to watch the Big Lebowski in theaters.
Twice.
Year old brother to watch the Big Lebowski in theaters.
Twice.
I went to an all-trans showing of the Toxic Avengers reboot and it was a blast
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I went to an all-trans showing of the Toxic Avengers reboot and it was a blast
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
This just in, AG Bondi has smashed her water glass on the table and is peeling off her face with the shards, screaming the lyrics to “Memory” from the musical Cats at the assembled legislators
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This just in, AG Bondi has smashed her water glass on the table and is peeling off her face with the shards, screaming the lyrics to “Memory” from the musical Cats at the assembled legislators
Maybe we should just skip to a post economy economy
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Maybe we should just skip to a post economy economy
The real AI doom problem isn’t that this crop of compute is going to take your job, it’s that they’re trying to create a post work economy without caring about people in a post work economy.
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The real AI doom problem isn’t that this crop of compute is going to take your job, it’s that they’re trying to create a post work economy without caring about people in a post work economy.
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The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat