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Coworker: This instrument set didn’t have everything the doc needed and she was really frustrated and snippy with me, can we fix it so I’m not just standing around…
Me: With your dick in your hand?
Her: If I had one, yes, that’s where it would be instead of at home in a drawer.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 12h

This is my best restaurant idea since my Irish small-plate breakfast diner named “Tapas the Morning to You”

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 12h

Absolute chaos but in the best way!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 15h

One great tactic against fascists is to do something in protest that’s dumb and silly, but something that they still have to respond to or they’ll look dumb and silly, and then when they do respond they REALLY look dumb and silly.

Stay strong, Antifa amphibians.

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 18h

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually

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This literally does nothing. You are not beating fascism by dressing up in inflatable suits and dancing

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Portland is leading the way. This is how you (non violently) beat Fascism. Humor and ridicule are key.

Stillframe from a video of Portland protesters dancing in inflatable suits

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

Is this a good idea? Probably not, but that’s the Callie difference.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

And I’m all for it, I absolutely do not care about restoring the papacy to England in any way

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

What they said the revolution would look like vs what the revolution looks like

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 15h

If there’s anything fascists hate it’s everything but them, and also anything joyful and silly.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 15h

One great tactic against fascists is to do something in protest that’s dumb and silly, but something that they still have to respond to or they’ll look dumb and silly, and then when they do respond they REALLY look dumb and silly.

Stay strong, Antifa amphibians.

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 18h

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not saying it’s a good idea for a restaurant, but a Vietnamese place called AntiPho could really cash in right now

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a Charlotte and have been saying this for years, but my ex had the audacity, the GALL, to say I was a Steve.

That little goober?!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

The funniest thing about Sex in the City is how long it took Apple to realize its logo was upside down when you opened your laptop

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

We’re here! We’re queer! We thought y’all were used to it but you’re being super uncool right now!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

👏👏👏😆

Masterful

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