Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Free valentines card for any history nerds that need to drop a hint to their crushes tomorrow
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Started reading a newer translation of Catullus and I think I might like the older translation better but this new one does use the f-slur with aplomb in some of the poems
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I guess I hadn’t heard Bondi talk because I was shocked at the Romy and Michelle quality of her voice
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Out: Maxxinista
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
In: TJ Looksmaxxing
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Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
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Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Proud to introduce ProteinMaxxx Beef Steaks, the only steak made from premium wagyu tallow bulls fed only the most alpha protein powder mix, made from 100% dead cows and NEVER ANY SOY.
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Bite into a steak and GET JACKED!!!HIYAAAAAAAA!
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Democrats introduce bill to censor, reform Bondi with better training, body cams
Felt like I was watching Bondi’s face Palpatine live
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Felt like I was watching Bondi’s face Palpatine live
Nurse: “Callie, what do I have to drop in the OR to get this case canceled?”
Me: “The surgeon.”
Me: “The surgeon.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Nurse: “Callie, what do I have to drop in the OR to get this case canceled?”
Me: “The surgeon.”
Me: “The surgeon.”
I went to an all-trans showing of the Toxic Avengers reboot and it was a blast
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I went to an all-trans showing of the Toxic Avengers reboot and it was a blast
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
(Me and my partner were the only ones in the theater)
This just in, AG Bondi has smashed her water glass on the table and is peeling off her face with the shards, screaming the lyrics to “Memory” from the musical Cats at the assembled legislators
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This just in, AG Bondi has smashed her water glass on the table and is peeling off her face with the shards, screaming the lyrics to “Memory” from the musical Cats at the assembled legislators
The real AI doom problem isn’t that this crop of compute is going to take your job, it’s that they’re trying to create a post work economy without caring about people in a post work economy.
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The real AI doom problem isn’t that this crop of compute is going to take your job, it’s that they’re trying to create a post work economy without caring about people in a post work economy.
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The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat
New Moldy Peaches lyric just dropped
i would be the early bird if u were a worm
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
New Moldy Peaches lyric just dropped
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Picking a candidate is like taking a bus, not finding a spouse.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Picking a candidate is like taking a bus, not finding a spouse.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
How many mentions of Epstein on the main pages of these outlets right now:
0 mentions on WaPo
7 for CNN
5 for NYT
4 for BBC
4 for AP
6 for Reuters
7 for CNN
5 for NYT
4 for BBC
4 for AP
6 for Reuters
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
How many mentions of Epstein on the main pages of these outlets right now:
In case you’re wondering how regime the WaPo has gone, there are no stories about the Epstein files on their landing page right now while CNN and even the NYT have stories at the top of their feeds
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
In case you’re wondering how regime the WaPo has gone, there are no stories about the Epstein files on their landing page right now while CNN and even the NYT have stories at the top of their feeds
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And yes, Newsom is the perfidious wretch and I will never forgive him for deceiving my ailing father into adopting him and then absconding with our fortune stolen and reputation in ruins after father’s mysterious poisoning.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
And yes, Newsom is the perfidious wretch and I will never forgive him for deceiving my ailing father into adopting him and then absconding with our fortune stolen and reputation in ruins after father’s mysterious poisoning.
Picking a candidate is like taking a bus, not finding a spouse.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Picking a candidate is like taking a bus, not finding a spouse.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
They should have a strange smell that always varies. They should mutter strange things sometimes, and have ads for drug treatment and therapy
They should not be a perfidious wretch that weds you solely to gain access to your fortune.
The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The world is terrible a lot of the time but I found a really cool headstone at the cemetery so that was neat
My great grandfather changed the spelling of the family name because kids kept putting an -ed on the end and making it Hayseed
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
My great grandfather changed the spelling of the family name because kids kept putting an -ed on the end and making it Hayseed
My riskiest kink is safe sex
(Tunneling into bank vaults with my partner and gettin frisky)
(Tunneling into bank vaults with my partner and gettin frisky)
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My riskiest kink is safe sex
(Tunneling into bank vaults with my partner and gettin frisky)
(Tunneling into bank vaults with my partner and gettin frisky)
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The Olympics is about athleticism and the inability of sportscasters to not make eyebrow raising comments based on racist stereotypes
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The Olympics is about athleticism and the inability of sportscasters to not make eyebrow raising comments based on racist stereotypes
The world’s descent into ignorance is the result of cell phones replacing these venerable tomes as toilet reading
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The world’s descent into ignorance is the result of cell phones replacing these venerable tomes as toilet reading