Callie Petch
@calliepetch.bsky.social
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Occasional critic, human disaster, naïve progressive. Words: Soundsphere Magazine, Little White Lies, Stereogum, and my own place. (They/them.)
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...eh? ...sure? Ok, I guess? #OneBattleAfterAnother #FilmSky
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#NowWatching One Battle After Another.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... #TronAres #FilmSky
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#NowWatching Tron: Ares.
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Somebody in some comment thread on here said it was the next evolution of pick-up artists and will radicalise (for the worse) a whole new generation of men, an observation I hadn't even considered before yet makes total terrifying sense.
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A brilliant, confident directorial debut from Harris Dickinson with a star-making, thorny central performance by Frank Dillane. In conversation with Mike Leigh but (at least for me) a more engaging and deeper watch than something like Naked. #Urchin #FilmSky
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"I saw ChatGPT and OpenAI in the closet making babies and the baby looked at me."

"The baby looked at you!?"
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Diane Keaton, who won an Academy Award for best actress for her portrayal of the titular quirky character in Annie Hall and portrayed Kay Adams in the three Godfather films, has died. She was 79. Read about her life and legacy: bit.ly/47kDP0j
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I would pay very good money to ensure that Piers Morgan never knows a 10 minute stretch of his life without a giant cartoon anvil falling on his head.
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Aside from the Boxhead Collective's overbearing score, that's an excellent documentary. Manages to feel raw and brutal, yet still finds some strange beauty in the pursuit of guys beating the shit out of each other. Hope it gets put back into accessible circulation. #TheSmashingMachine #FilmSky
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#NowWatching The Smashing Machine [2002].
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Given the fact the Skeletor famously has a skull for a face, and so there's no reason as to why we need to see Leto's dirtbag visage, it's still not too late for them to just replace his voice with somebody who might not repel every human being in a 50 mile radius.
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If we're not getting at least a handful of promo gigs where they have Sam perform these songs in character live with the band, then what are we even doing here?
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Every time Taro just jutted into frame to knick some more treat, I legit snort-laughed. Never got old.
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His eyes and ears were so cute and heart-breaking! Such a sweetie!
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That was absolutely Phil Ellis' coming out party, for those not aware of him prior to this series. Completely ran away with that episode. #Taskmaster
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Fully convinced that the AI troupe are actually just the brain slugs from Futurama feasting on the brains of people who should know better at this point.
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At this point, I'm convinced a significant chunk of the executive (and some of the creative) class have been overtaken by the brain slugs from Futurama. It's the only plausible explanation.
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Bowser just going back to the pole like "yeah, he does that all the time, you learn to live with it."
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"Pool" just guts me everytime I hear it. I've never been in a romantic relationship, but I can absolutely relate to the "this situation is toxic and doomed but I prefer that sick comfort to the terrifying unknown of change" sentiment.