Callie Petch
@calliepetch.bsky.social
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Occasional critic, human disaster, naïve progressive. Words: Soundsphere Magazine, Little White Lies, Stereogum, and my own place. (They/them.)
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I would pay very good money to ensure that Piers Morgan never knows a 10 minute stretch of his life without a giant cartoon anvil falling on his head.
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Aside from the Boxhead Collective's overbearing score, that's an excellent documentary. Manages to feel raw and brutal, yet still finds some strange beauty in the pursuit of guys beating the shit out of each other. Hope it gets put back into accessible circulation. #TheSmashingMachine #FilmSky
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#NowWatching The Smashing Machine [2002].
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Given the fact the Skeletor famously has a skull for a face, and so there's no reason as to why we need to see Leto's dirtbag visage, it's still not too late for them to just replace his voice with somebody who might not repel every human being in a 50 mile radius.
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If we're not getting at least a handful of promo gigs where they have Sam perform these songs in character live with the band, then what are we even doing here?
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Get in the seat, Emily!
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Every time Taro just jutted into frame to knick some more treat, I legit snort-laughed. Never got old.
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His eyes and ears were so cute and heart-breaking! Such a sweetie!
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That was absolutely Phil Ellis' coming out party, for those not aware of him prior to this series. Completely ran away with that episode. #Taskmaster
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Fully convinced that the AI troupe are actually just the brain slugs from Futurama feasting on the brains of people who should know better at this point.
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At this point, I'm convinced a significant chunk of the executive (and some of the creative) class have been overtaken by the brain slugs from Futurama. It's the only plausible explanation.
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Bowser just going back to the pole like "yeah, he does that all the time, you learn to live with it."
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"Pool" just guts me everytime I hear it. I've never been in a romantic relationship, but I can absolutely relate to the "this situation is toxic and doomed but I prefer that sick comfort to the terrifying unknown of change" sentiment.
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The Mid shall continue until morale improves, I guess? #FilmSky
*Yet another* full day of films where nothing rises above a three-star rating, two of which were gigantic disappoinments.
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I kind of want to see it again to be certain, but gut feeling right now... this dogshit year can't even give me a real good Kathryn Bigelow movie. Why am I still bothering to give a crap about cinema? #AHouseOfDynamite #FilmSky
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#NowWatching A House of Dynamite.
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A less clumsy second-act (or maybe even just one excised of all but the essentials) and this'd be a pretty great thriller. As is, pretty good thriller! #DeadOfWinter #FilmSky
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#NowWatching Dead of Winter.
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Commits 3 of the 4 cardinal romance film sins.
1] Fails to give a compelling reason why the leads shouldn't immediately get together.
2] Fails to convincingly argue why they should get together.
3] Makes me just want to watch very similar better films instead.
#ABigBoldBeautifulJourney #FilmSky
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#NowWatching A Big Bold Beautiful Journey.
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(I definitely got this skeet properly correct on the first try. Hush.)