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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Hahahaha fuck you, orange fuck.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Love to live in a major city, the green line is down and the red line hasn’t moved in half an hour. My kingdom for a functioning public transit system…
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Someone feels strongly enough to send unsolicited calls to action against college kids but doesn’t have the courage to put their name on the mailing? Cowardly af. What Ir*el is doing in G*za is horrific and more people should say it.
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Some rando who didn’t bother leaving a return address or signing their name did a mass pro-Isr*el mailing to ppl in CambMA listing the names of Harvard students who lead Arab and other BIPOC orgs, asking that we “stand up against them.” Wtaf is wrong with ppl.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
https://youtu.be/0IyA9qKBYqI?si=c7ZuYv2UV9pu3dkM
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Today IG ads have given me a goth rave, a haunted soirée, a french halloween disco and a Lizzie Borden musical. HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON, QUEERS!
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Love to have my flight home delayed by 7 hours and then get the world’s dumbest driver home who can’t even find the pick up spot…
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than having to field the same truly stupid questions over and over again from the general public.
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
If it says it takes 3-5 business days to get a KTN after applying but you get your number the next day, does that mean you are actually the safest, most wholesome brand of chaotic?
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Thankfully the ride ended shortly after and I got out and went into the bar, but holy crap I would like to never have an Uber ride like that again. Always good to be reminded that even in a very liberal city, people can still be creepy af. /🧵
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
So just when I think he’s done, he asks me if I’m physically a girl. “Because you look like a girl, are you like normal? Physically?” And I swear I almost ended the ride early but we were only a few blocks away.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
And then he’s like you know there are people who like both men and women! As if it was some shocking and confusing thing. And I’m like yup! There are indeed people who like both men and women… *checking how much longer in the ride I have*
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
So I’m trying to be as pleasant as possible and like not let on how offensive he’s being and how uncomfortable I am and am just like, it’s not a problem? It’s just who I am?
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
So a few blocks later he asks me if I have a physical or mental problem. And I’m like, I don’t understand the question. And he’s like you said you’re gay, is that physical or mental? And I’m like *share my location with a friend and let some other friends know what’s happening*.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
He seemed confused and was like huh, but you smile and are so friendly! And I’m like….because I have manners? So he waits another couple blocks and asks me if I ever want to get married. And I’m like someday, yeah. And he’s like to a man? And I’m like ….no.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
I said hi and smiled when I got into the car because, you know, I’m polite. And the driver waits all of like one block to ask if I have a boyfriend. I told him no, I’m gay, assumed that would be the end of it. But no.
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Just had the most uncomfortable Uber ride ever. First time I’ve felt the need to share my location with a friend and so glad I had the destination as a bar and not my apt. 🧵
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
uh, did elmo kill tweetdeck? the only columns that will load are the home feeds for my accts. none of my lists...
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
OH HELLS YEAH HYATT LEGACY ROOM! #DragonCon
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Buddy sees me struggling with all my stuff and doesn’t even bother to pop the trunk until I like wave through the window to point/ask through the glass.
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Uber parked on the wrong side of the street & the crap on my handtruck tipped over as I was trying to cross. So I’m throwing all my stuff back toward the sidewalk to get out of traffic & bro U-turns to get to the right side but parks 1/2 a block away. T*sla-driving asshole…
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Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
P sure this is only my second cold since covid, thanks masks, and I forgot how annoying being a snot monster is. 100% just instacart’ed tissues and cold meds and cough drops…
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
It’s almost like co–star knows it’s #TheAgeofPleasure release day 😆
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Headphones in, looking down at my phone, typing rapidly, signs everywhere with the track number on it…and this rando decided to bother me until I looked up, lost the timed exercise I was doing, to ask what track we were on.
Der @callmederarchive.bsky.social · Nov 16
Ok but every time I hear a song from a tiktok meme in the wild it confuses me in a very specific way.