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Archive of @callmeder.bsky.social’s tweets.
Hahahaha fuck you, orange fuck.
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Hahahaha fuck you, orange fuck.
Love to live in a major city, the green line is down and the red line hasn’t moved in half an hour. My kingdom for a functioning public transit system…
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Love to live in a major city, the green line is down and the red line hasn’t moved in half an hour. My kingdom for a functioning public transit system…
Some rando who didn’t bother leaving a return address or signing their name did a mass pro-Isr*el mailing to ppl in CambMA listing the names of Harvard students who lead Arab and other BIPOC orgs, asking that we “stand up against them.” Wtaf is wrong with ppl.
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Some rando who didn’t bother leaving a return address or signing their name did a mass pro-Isr*el mailing to ppl in CambMA listing the names of Harvard students who lead Arab and other BIPOC orgs, asking that we “stand up against them.” Wtaf is wrong with ppl.
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Today IG ads have given me a goth rave, a haunted soirée, a french halloween disco and a Lizzie Borden musical. HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON, QUEERS!
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Today IG ads have given me a goth rave, a haunted soirée, a french halloween disco and a Lizzie Borden musical. HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON, QUEERS!
Love to have my flight home delayed by 7 hours and then get the world’s dumbest driver home who can’t even find the pick up spot…
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Love to have my flight home delayed by 7 hours and then get the world’s dumbest driver home who can’t even find the pick up spot…
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than having to field the same truly stupid questions over and over again from the general public.
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than having to field the same truly stupid questions over and over again from the general public.
If it says it takes 3-5 business days to get a KTN after applying but you get your number the next day, does that mean you are actually the safest, most wholesome brand of chaotic?
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If it says it takes 3-5 business days to get a KTN after applying but you get your number the next day, does that mean you are actually the safest, most wholesome brand of chaotic?
Just had the most uncomfortable Uber ride ever. First time I’ve felt the need to share my location with a friend and so glad I had the destination as a bar and not my apt. 🧵
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Just had the most uncomfortable Uber ride ever. First time I’ve felt the need to share my location with a friend and so glad I had the destination as a bar and not my apt. 🧵
uh, did elmo kill tweetdeck? the only columns that will load are the home feeds for my accts. none of my lists...
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
uh, did elmo kill tweetdeck? the only columns that will load are the home feeds for my accts. none of my lists...
OH HELLS YEAH HYATT LEGACY ROOM! #DragonCon
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
OH HELLS YEAH HYATT LEGACY ROOM! #DragonCon
Uber parked on the wrong side of the street & the crap on my handtruck tipped over as I was trying to cross. So I’m throwing all my stuff back toward the sidewalk to get out of traffic & bro U-turns to get to the right side but parks 1/2 a block away. T*sla-driving asshole…
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Uber parked on the wrong side of the street & the crap on my handtruck tipped over as I was trying to cross. So I’m throwing all my stuff back toward the sidewalk to get out of traffic & bro U-turns to get to the right side but parks 1/2 a block away. T*sla-driving asshole…
P sure this is only my second cold since covid, thanks masks, and I forgot how annoying being a snot monster is. 100% just instacart’ed tissues and cold meds and cough drops…
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
P sure this is only my second cold since covid, thanks masks, and I forgot how annoying being a snot monster is. 100% just instacart’ed tissues and cold meds and cough drops…
It’s almost like co–star knows it’s #TheAgeofPleasure release day 😆
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
It’s almost like co–star knows it’s #TheAgeofPleasure release day 😆
Headphones in, looking down at my phone, typing rapidly, signs everywhere with the track number on it…and this rando decided to bother me until I looked up, lost the timed exercise I was doing, to ask what track we were on.
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Headphones in, looking down at my phone, typing rapidly, signs everywhere with the track number on it…and this rando decided to bother me until I looked up, lost the timed exercise I was doing, to ask what track we were on.
Ok but every time I hear a song from a tiktok meme in the wild it confuses me in a very specific way.
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Ok but every time I hear a song from a tiktok meme in the wild it confuses me in a very specific way.
The difference btw 80° and 90° is wild. 80° I’m like meh, it’s hot but fine, 90° is like *spontaneously combusts and melts into a gross puddle. Lowkey homophobic for it to be grossly hot on the first day of pride tbh.
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The difference btw 80° and 90° is wild. 80° I’m like meh, it’s hot but fine, 90° is like *spontaneously combusts and melts into a gross puddle. Lowkey homophobic for it to be grossly hot on the first day of pride tbh.
Ok Succession was good because everyone in it was hot garbage, but now that Logan’s dead it’s like just the JV team being entitled trash and it just makes me wanna punch a rich rando in the face.
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Ok Succession was good because everyone in it was hot garbage, but now that Logan’s dead it’s like just the JV team being entitled trash and it just makes me wanna punch a rich rando in the face.
Biking to buy beer means I can stress-drink more during game 7, right?
November 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Biking to buy beer means I can stress-drink more during game 7, right?
omg but the summer heights high theme music was my alarm tone for like yearssss 😆
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
omg but the summer heights high theme music was my alarm tone for like yearssss 😆
Losing my shit that they had a previous Eurovision rando sing YNWA. Fuck yeah, LFC but also Ukraine.
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Losing my shit that they had a previous Eurovision rando sing YNWA. Fuck yeah, LFC but also Ukraine.
Am I just skipping all my chores today to watch all the Eurovision stuff I missed this week? Yes. Obvs.
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Am I just skipping all my chores today to watch all the Eurovision stuff I missed this week? Yes. Obvs.
I was today years old when I realized that me and Jonathan from the cinematic masterpiece The Mummy (1999) have the same taste in whisky.
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I was today years old when I realized that me and Jonathan from the cinematic masterpiece The Mummy (1999) have the same taste in whisky.
i love my local a lot in that i just got greeted with a “hey queen, it’s been a minute” and also when i spoke like two words of french was told that i “give off bilingual vibes.”
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
i love my local a lot in that i just got greeted with a “hey queen, it’s been a minute” and also when i spoke like two words of french was told that i “give off bilingual vibes.”
The bar my work is at is literally playing Scotty Doesn’t Know from Eurotrip and I can’t even. 😂
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
The bar my work is at is literally playing Scotty Doesn’t Know from Eurotrip and I can’t even. 😂