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Still my favorite picture from the last Oakland game

Me and this dude just vibed for like 15 minutes yelling
Yes and no
While there’s probably some moral thing you feel. You also have to move within the confides of society
And the only way to MAYBE make a change for the better is to do it yourself with your own moral attached and hope it spreads to other creators

If that makes sense
Let’s hope for good pulls!
If Moneyball showed us how to have a good baseball team without spending money, then the Dodgers showed us the opposite

And other teams could be like that if they didn’t have scared rich owners who somehow forgot you gotta spend money to make money
🧔‍♂️- hey little boy 👦 what 🤨 you got there❓
👦- kind sir 🧔‍♂️ it’s a mollusk 🦪 I’ve found 🔎
🧔‍♂️ - did 🤔 you find 🔍 it in the sandy ⛱️ ground? Does 😳 it emulate ©️ the ocean’s 🌊 sound? 🎶
👦 - yes 🙂‍↕️ I found 🕵️‍♂️ it on the ground 🏖️ emulating 🗣️ the ocean’s 🪸 sound 🎼
“My compliments to the Chef*”

*Heat Lamp
How confident are the Dodgers? They start cooking their World Series food in August!
“The dodgers bullpen has started warming up”
Me every regular season game in extras: “here we go with the easy ball”

Me in the World Series extras: “finally real baseball”

Me when it’s 18 innings: “someone, anyone, get to 2nd”
I know there’s a reason he won’t come to Oregon whatsoever. We’d kill him
Hey, you fat saggy neck rich fuck
People need to eat. Just because you eat your weight in McDonalds daily doesn’t mean everyone else has the Luxury to
Hella Hoggish
Slightly Doggish
September to the end of August
I don’t blame them either
The Tush Push absolutely needs to be officiated better or the Eagles will continue to exploit it
I haven’t played ina year or so, but 8 come back every once in awhile. I’ve had my account since 2007 lol
My knuckle tattoos are OSRS themed lmaooo
Not the 6 7 on Rodgers lmaooo
Most times I will but it was pissing rain and I didn’t bring a rain jacket. Just a hoodie.
Uber only wanted $10 lol
They also started chanting that and then he got walked
So maybe don’t chant dumb shit when you have the Low-End bullpen pitcher out there lmaooooo
That “WE DONT NEED HIM” chant is gonna sting really hard if the Dodgers win the World Series
“DUMB WOMAN! YOU THINK YOU KNOW SCIENCE! BACK! GET BACK I SAY!!!”
“Women are not usually interested in science fiction” is a wild statement on its own.
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
Canada just paid to have a “fuck Tariffs” commercial with Ronald Reagan in it blasted on everyone’s TV

Rad lol
Lyft done lost their mind 🤣🤣🤣 this is less than 2 miles
Colts/Lions Super Bowl
Year of the Blue