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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · Nov 15

Still my favorite picture from the last Oakland game

Me and this dude just vibed for like 15 minutes yelling

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 34m

Yes and no
While there’s probably some moral thing you feel. You also have to move within the confides of society
And the only way to MAYBE make a change for the better is to do it yourself with your own moral attached and hope it spreads to other creators

If that makes sense

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 37m

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 15h

Let’s hope for good pulls!

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 23h

If Moneyball showed us how to have a good baseball team without spending money, then the Dodgers showed us the opposite

And other teams could be like that if they didn’t have scared rich owners who somehow forgot you gotta spend money to make money

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 4d

🧔‍♂️- hey little boy 👦 what 🤨 you got there❓
👦- kind sir 🧔‍♂️ it’s a mollusk 🦪 I’ve found 🔎
🧔‍♂️ - did 🤔 you find 🔍 it in the sandy ⛱️ ground? Does 😳 it emulate ©️ the ocean’s 🌊 sound? 🎶
👦 - yes 🙂‍↕️ I found 🕵️‍♂️ it on the ground 🏖️ emulating 🗣️ the ocean’s 🪸 sound 🎼

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 5d

“My compliments to the Chef*”

*Heat Lamp

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d

How confident are the Dodgers? They start cooking their World Series food in August!

The Tomahawk steak sold at Dodger Stadium is $150.

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 5d

“The dodgers bullpen has started warming up”

Reposted by Spicy Water

Chris 🍂 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 6d

orb pondering wizard meme but with bubble bobble dinosaur edited in for wizard and monsta in bubble for orb.

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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 6d

Me every regular season game in extras: “here we go with the easy ball”

Me in the World Series extras: “finally real baseball”

Me when it’s 18 innings: “someone, anyone, get to 2nd”

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 6d

I know there’s a reason he won’t come to Oregon whatsoever. We’d kill him

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 6d

Hey, you fat saggy neck rich fuck
People need to eat. Just because you eat your weight in McDonalds daily doesn’t mean everyone else has the Luxury to

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 7d

Hella Hoggish
Slightly Doggish
September to the end of August

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t blame them either

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 8d

The Tush Push absolutely needs to be officiated better or the Eagles will continue to exploit it

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 8d

I haven’t played ina year or so, but 8 come back every once in awhile. I’ve had my account since 2007 lol

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 8d

My knuckle tattoos are OSRS themed lmaooo

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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 8d

Not the 6 7 on Rodgers lmaooo

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

Most times I will but it was pissing rain and I didn’t bring a rain jacket. Just a hoodie.
Uber only wanted $10 lol

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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

They also started chanting that and then he got walked
So maybe don’t chant dumb shit when you have the Low-End bullpen pitcher out there lmaooooo

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

That “WE DONT NEED HIM” chant is gonna sting really hard if the Dodgers win the World Series

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

“DUMB WOMAN! YOU THINK YOU KNOW SCIENCE! BACK! GET BACK I SAY!!!”

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

“Women are not usually interested in science fiction” is a wild statement on its own.

Earl Grey @earlgreymemes.club · 10d

okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star Trek viewers. Trekkies are and always have been men. Women are not usually interested in science fiction, but that’s doubly true of Star Trek in particular.

I hear you, random guy who once knew some lady who watched every Voyager episode. I see you on Instagram, attractive girl cosplaying in Starfleet miniskirts. Unfortunately, you very cool Trek-girls are the exception, not the rule.

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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

Canada just paid to have a “fuck Tariffs” commercial with Ronald Reagan in it blasted on everyone’s TV

Rad lol

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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

Lyft done lost their mind 🤣🤣🤣 this is less than 2 miles

Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 10d

Colts/Lions Super Bowl
Year of the Blue