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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber

@candymancriminal.bsky.social

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Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin Pixel Artist, Programmer, Pain-haver Progenitor of Bopp Bipp He/They 🔗: candymancriminal.carrd.co

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · Aug 5

Trans rights are human rights
Respect people's pronouns

If your family doesn't accept you I'm your family now
Wishing you the best, cousin

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 1h

I'm funny and correct

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alexxidabs @alexxidabs.bsky.social · 1d

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 1d

Finally starting to get my VGen set up
Still not ready, but it gettin there

vgen.co/CandyManCrim...

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Check out CandyManCriminal's commissions and portfolio! | Hallo! I'm CandyManCriminal Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin! ...

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 2d

Okay so I died again a lil bit, but I've gotten another rez and I'm here to die more in SOMA!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...

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chai 🌿🐈 | On Hiatus @chaicatte.net · 5d

punk possum adoptable 💀❤️
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available here: vgen.co/chaicatte/shop

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 2d

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

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Syogren @syogren.bsky.social · 3d

Is genAI bad for the environment? Yes. Is it sourced from creatives unethically? Also yes. Is it used in the workplace as a pretense for firing workers? Also yes. Is it used by fascists and grifters for misinformation campaigns? Also yes.

But does it at least look good? No.

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 3d

I've been wanting to check out Pit of Goblin, myself 👀

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 3d

When I was a kid I read a book and wrote a book report on it in an hour right before school the day it was due

Using genai is a fucking skill issue, get good

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 3d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 3d

a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''

ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 3d

Beauty is in her eye, for she is THE BEE HOLDER

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 4d

Also: Biting is just kissing, but there's a winner

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 4d

a cartoon character in a store with the words awooga on it

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 5d

I was gunna stream today, but the brain gremlins won

upside I was able to make great progress on the newest version of the gooblin before hand

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 5d

Killin it my guy

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping in a theater

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 6d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 7d

👉👈

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 6d

HELL YEAH, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

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chai 🌿🐈 | On Hiatus @chaicatte.net · 6d

adoptable for any raccoon lovers out there!
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available in my shop here: vgen.co/chaicatte/shop

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 7d

So I had already finished next year's Halloween PNG
But it's prompted me to update my regular PNG

And now that's almost done

But it means I need to redo next year's Halloween PNG

I am a menace to myself :)

CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 8d

I'd love to have transparency for the skin as an option, but that's just me being a slime :)
also horn shapes and horn jewelry would be cool :)

Having a blast toying with this lil guy 💜

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Clover 🍀 🐮 @moomooclover.bsky.social · 8d

ITS GOBBO TIME!!
Hundreds of customization sliders to choose from. Custom clothing import options. A full tutorial and product breakdown video available.

And 20% for those that snag themselves this model during Launch Week (offer expires Oct 13, 2025)

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 8d

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chai 🌿🐈 | On Hiatus @chaicatte.net · 9d

This week was ass so it's gonna be Funday Frienday today!!

twitch.tv/chaicatte

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CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber @candymancriminal.bsky.social · 9d

I can have a lil crash out

as a treat