Cantante Cerdo
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We’re gonna need a whole host of truth and reconciliation commissions after we get through this nightmare (assuming we ever do)
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I’ve been in worse. I’ve definitely been in better
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To the best of my knowledge yeah, that’s accurate
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“You should be a serial womanizer and give your one night stands a gift basket on the way out the door, LIKE A TRUE LEADER”
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Jesus Christ why can’t these fuckin dweebs just be normal?

ThErE aRe BeTtEr WaYs To LeAd!
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A Cry in the Dark.

Late 80s, maybe 1987 or 88?
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I think it was more making fun of the over the top way Meryl Streep said that line in the movie about those events rather than the events themselves
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ISTFG it’s very difficult being your friend sometimes.

Fuckin Johnny Depp
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Been a long, frustrating week but Son of Cerdo and I made some pizza and are watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Meeting at 4 PM and meeting at 5 PM
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Because he didn’t. He was actively campaigning for it for months.

Lol he could give a shit about who *actually* won it, he just knows it wasn’t him
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Good to see the pride of New Ulm, Minnesota made the cut
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Oh my comment is based solely on the fact he desperately wanted it for himself
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CRITICAL CANNING UPDATE

Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.

Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.

4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.
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So LONGLEGS fucking rules.

Absolute marvel of a movie, not an ounce of fat on it, and EXTREMELY unsettling.

What a picture.