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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21

@cantard.bsky.social

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Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Bringing Honesty, Integrity, and Dignity back to Congress.

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · Mar 4

I'm running for Chip Roy's seat. Once I have 500 signatures for my district I'll open a formal BlueSky campaign account.

Progress: 1% toward goal. Will update once a week.

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 46m

a man in a suit is holding a model of a building and asking what is this ?

ALT: a man in a suit is holding a model of a building and asking what is this ?

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1h

One wonders what calculous changed? From this point on Fox, the FBI, and DOJ will answer with a "He said he didn't take it" when directly asked if he took the money, which will need to be matched to the hard FBI account (which I think hasn't been made public?)

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1h

Homan denied taking a bribe when not under oath and when his superiors have cleanly lined up to shield him from consequences.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1h

"Representative Tim Burchett (R-TN) closed the night with affectionate ribbing of his “buddy” AOC, calling her “a friendly neighborhood Marxist who’ll steal your soul if you look too long.”"

What part of that quote is supposed to be endearing? Would it work if she called him a fascist sycophant?

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 2h

Depending on which kind we sell Ukraine, the range maybe very spicey. And I wouldn't shed a tear if they gained the ability to reach out and annihilate the Kremlin.

Tomahawk missile - Wikipedia

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 2h

I think the key is the wording difference.

"Half of Trump's Supporters" vs the "Democrats' constituency"

They ran with "If you support Trump you are bad" and her line is "Democrats represent people who are bad".

That wonderful plausible deniability.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 2h

So...she admits Trump is unlawfully appropriating federal funds for his unlawfully imposed taxes?

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 3h

I, the Senate Majority Leader, voice my concerns privately and in a way that results in no action. Because I am a coequal branch of government.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 3h

Look, I took biology in high school and never touched the subject again...and even I'm like...hold the phone. The mitochondria, the cellular power plant, is in the center and the nucleus, which I think relates to being at the center, is at the edge and cellular membrane is INSIDE the cell?

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 3h

For his next trick, a death certificate and newspaper coverage of Coolio gunning him down at an award show.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 3h

Got to watch the kids. And there is no way I'm bringing my kids to a political protest, no matter how "peaceful" it's advertised.

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 3h

Am I missing the videos of ICE agents getting bloodied? Because all the injuries appear to be on one side.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 4h

Aye whas marryed but Iy’m not marryed any moore. Women don’t lyke the vehicle.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 4h

Then allow me to introduce you to the world of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Life and death struggles, Hope and despair, and a talking, award-winning show cat in huge novelty glasses who is all attitude.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 5h

Note to self: Proof read your posts before hitting reply. "I don't -want- to do"

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 5h

Cell: If you are looking for ring out, you are going to have to try a bit harder than that.
Goku: Don't worry Cell, I'll show you just how HARD I can get.
Cell: Well, if we are going to get freaky...

Credit: TeamFourStar

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 5h

Thune: I don't to do another recission package. [Passes CR]
WH: Here is another recission package.
Thune: ...[votes for it]

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 5h

[Reads the Wikipedia plot summary] Nope. Nope all of that.

I'm going back to my stories about a talking cat being outraged that her pet velociraptor lost at the pet talent show.

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 6h

Politico didn't mention it at all. The picture was just "obtained by politico" and they mentioned a police investigation, like someone visiting the office and snapped a picture.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

Why in god's name did Bay start giving them disturbing human...ish...faces?

Glowy eye plates, 80s visors, and slits in chrome faces for mouths. Why was that so hard? But nooo. Decepticons had to have pointing fangs and...literal skull faces with human eyeballs.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

I'm shocked there wasn't a kill on sight order for ANY Decepticon, all things considered. What about these new guys made capture and containment something even worth considering?

Also the introduction of new characters on both sides irked me as their appearance was just hand waved.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

Human on robot violence is always such a joke to me in the Bay movies. He's as tall as a three-story building. A light touch from him would kill any human and their guns are completely worthless. Also he has such an iconic character design and we get...this mess of trash.

Starscream Death Scene - Transformers Dark Of The Moon 2011 Movie Clip Bluray HD Sheitla

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Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

[House GOP Caucus meeting]
Johnson: Guys, they are breaking my balls out there. If you have Nazi imagery in your office, take it down.
Higgins: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
Biggs: What if it's a tramp stamp?
[Dead silence]
Biggs: Hypothetically.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit.

Zombie Cantard Shambling for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social · 1d

Doctor, I'm having spiritual attacks.

-You should see Jordan Peterson. He can tell you to make your own bed and other sage life lessons.

But doctor...I am Jordan Peterson...