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Cantard
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Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.
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Time to call a spade a spade. With life's ups and downs, my momentum was killed, my time vanished, and I just don't have the juice to door knock anymore. Going to send thank you notes for those that took the time to talk to me and sign my petition.
Rewatching Castlevania and Episode 1 is such a banger.

Killing Dracula's wife...turns out was a mistake.
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Watching the ICE Senate hearing, and the GOP senators must be twitching that the hearing is being run by Rand Paul, who is skeptical about what ICE is doing.
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I don't know the name of the Democratic Congressman, but Bondi is being super aggressive for milk toast questions like "Did your job as AG in Florida prepare you for your current job?"
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Bondi is ranting that the DOW is up and Democrats are laughing at her.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Bondi: They tried to impeach Trump twice!

Me: Tried nothing, he got impeached. He wasn't removed. But that's in a different body.
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Played Fallouts 1,2,3, and 4 to one degree or another, but never did New Vegas. So installed it yesterday.

Points in Intelligence to 8 and Perception to 7, Four Eyes and Trigger Discipline traits.

Got my first level clearing the tutorial and blasting bugs and gekos. Took a perk to up agility to 6
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Rewatching Centaur World I cannot express how disturbing the No Where King song is.

You will bring joy...
to the No...Where...King...
When he sees the light...
Leaving your eyes...
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Me: Bitcoin is a speculative investment and has no underlying value except as a medium of exchange for illicit goods and services.

Them: Bitcoin is the future with the block chain and...STUFF.

Me now: ZERO IS THE FLOOR BABY!

Them now:
Bitcoin gets a zero price target in wake of Burry warning (BTC-USD:Cryptocurrency)
Bitcoin outlook turns bearish as Pivotus’ Richard Farr targets BTC at $0 and Michael Burry warns of a “death spiral.” Get the risks and key levels now.
seekingalpha.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Caught up on Love Death and Robots and got to say, Season 4 was kind of meh? The episodes seemed shorter than previous seasons and some of them didn't tell their stories as fully as I would like.

Liked:
-Zeke finds religion.
-the Mini aliens episode.
-400 Boys

The RHCP episode...existed?
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
[Loads up Animal Crossing][Hits play on Company Store]

Hardest thing to resist is to convert the entire island into fruit tree groves so I speed down the mortgage with no interest rate.
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Family got me a Nintendo Switch 2 for Christmas along with Animal Crossing.

Now when I wrap up my day performing control testing to pay my bills, I get to pick fruit, pull weeds, gather sticks, and harvest bugs and fish to pay my fantasy bills.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Watched all eight episodes of Wonder Man yesterday and I thought it was pretty good! Take out the superpowers and it's basically just a show about a wanna be actor taken under the wing of an experienced but down on his luck eccentric pro.
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Rubio hearing:
"We don't control the money, we only control the disbursements."

As a former bank person, this statement concerns me. I think on the world stage, this is a distinction without a difference. Who can authorize disbursements? Rubio? What mechanism exists to control how money is spent?
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Cantard
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The best part of wake'n up, is finding out sinus drainage has not only killed your voice, but has also lacquered your throat to the point each painful cough feels like it's peeling off the hardened drainage and exposing hot irritated flesh underneath.
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Right wing media is running with a few lies:
-Alex assaulted ICE.
-Alex had his gun out when he confronted ICE.
-Alex drew his gun while a half a dozen agents were dog piling him.
-Alex innately had his gun visible thus warranted being killed just for impeding law enforcement.
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Hageman talking at the Jack Smith hearing.

Hageman replaced Liz Cheney. Liz was a rock of rational argument at her primary debates in a sea of bat shit crazy people of which included Hageman.
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Nehls speaking at the Jack Smith hearing.

No article. But he's now directly addressing and blaming the Capitol police.
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Van Drew talking in the Jack Smith hearing.

Submitted without commit.
MAGA Rep Says Dead People Personally Told Him They Voted Fraudulently
Representative Jeff Van Drew sees dead people, apparently.
newrepublic.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Chip Roy talking in the Jack Smith hearing. His text messages with Mark Meadows were released during the J6 hearings. He was involved in lying to his constituents about election fraud - without even having evidence of such fraud.-
READ: Mark Meadows’ texts with Mike Lee and Chip Roy | CNN Politics
CNN has obtained text messages of separate conversations that then-White House chief of staff Mark Meadows had with Republican Sen. Mike Lee of Utah and Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas after the 202...
www.cnn.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Appreciate them playing the Georgia tape of Trump pressuring an election official to change the vote count. #JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Not sure the Republican line about silencing Trump's speech really worked when Smith started talking about the death threats.
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Saw the He-Man trailer and...yeah, I'm going to see it in theaters. I said hey, what's going on.
Fabulous Secret Powers
YouTube video by slackcircus
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Need a distraction this morning?
www.c-span.org
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Listening to the Presidential presser and I yearn to be in a different time stream where Hilary Clinton won. Or where the sweet meteor of death snuffed out all existence.

It's a close tie.
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM