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the bareback contessa

@capitaloftexas.bsky.social

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austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️‍🌈 all other socials: carillonghorn (this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 1d

okay bet tho

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 1d

god y’all i am finna go crazy if i don’t get to suck some dick soon 😮‍💨

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5d

🫣

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5d

he’s helping

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 6d

but i’d already started to order so it was too late to back out 😤

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 6d

y’all i am about to commit felony arson murder

i drove 15 minutes across town to this hot chicken place specifically to get one of their shakes. been craving one all week

the goddamn fuckin shake machine was down so i couldn’t get one. i don’t even like this place very much lmao. just the shakes 😩

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 6d

post you from a different era

i was a wee baby faggot… this was december 2009; i came out in february of that year, a month before i turned 16

(lowkey this is my favorite picture of myself like ever, this was one of the best nights of my lifeee)

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 6d

going to work three hours late oops

definitely the biggest perk of being a department of one 😂

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D🐻72 @denverbear.bsky.social · 7d

I also like butts

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 7d

i can do on-sight score reduction well enough since i’ve been at it so many years, but i really wish we could update score notation and just start putting tenor parts in bass class rather than treble with an octava sign. it would make my life so much easier 😂😤

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 7d

it™️ begins…

(i’m still tired from last year’s christmas marathon and now i have to do it again? homophobic.

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Matt in the Hat @mattbukaty.bsky.social · 8d

“How can I support you?”

Financially.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 8d

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 8d

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 9d

😍

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 9d

bet, i’ll leave the porch light on

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 9d

door’s unlocked 😘

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 9d

hey anybody wanna come over and make out?

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 9d

goddd my office is so cold and the thermostat settings are either antarctica or hell, no in between

my nipples could scratch glass rn 💀

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 10d

jk i told him he was a good boy for getting here early and said he could pick what he wanted me to do for him tonight

so he gave me the gluck gluck 9000 and made me cum from that oops

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 10d

no beautiful voice in sight, babe. i sound even more nasal and snide-sounding in real life 😂💀

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 10d

goddd i cannot wait 🤌🏻 lol

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 10d

omg my good boy is coming over tonight so you know what that means

daddy’s gonna get to beat up some hole for the first time in like months 👹

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the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 11d

bob’s is my fav show of all time tbh. i love it. i actually need to catch up on episodes, too

the bareback contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 11d

where does one watch that

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