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if anyone ever feels sad or insecure pls pls pls don’t reach out to me bc i don’t know what’s that’s like <3
im a mamdani sun, cuomo moon, and sliwa rising
i hate my chungus life
today i told my dentist that barry bostwick said i had great teeth and she said “who is that” lol
i love my chungus life
sorry im that kind of tired that has been living in my bones for many years and sleep won’t fix
literally wrote a similar note in my journal last week
oh boy another piece of plastic in a new shape or color better buy this to add to my collection of other pieces of plastic that sit in my dust filled shitty apartment
we’ve all got our own stank ya know idk why i’m voicing this shit online lol will delete this shortly
anyway free palestine
today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth
they would have slowed me down, this is for the best
the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off
HELL YES ANRI MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah they gave me a sword, a lorazepam, and a box of tissues on the way out
the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate
connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast
like every now and then i forget to flush at home (I CLOSE THE LID BEFORE FLUSHING AND SOMETIMES GET DISTRACTED WITH MY HAND WASHING ROUTINE AND IM WORKING ON IT)(ALSO IM HIGH ALL THE TIME WHICH DOES NOT HELP) but like at work how are you not gonna flush your poops? there’s no lid??? JUST FLUSH!!!!!
what kind of sick thrill do people get from not flushing their bloody poops in public restrooms????!!!!!!
if you or a loved one has been personally victimized by a nissan altima you could be entitled to financial compensation
having another good day at work and feeling grateful. sometimes i struggle to connect to the youth but lately i think we’ve been vibing. also overall im way more knowledgeable about stuff than i was back in january which feels amazing. i want to help the youth and support their dreams ya know
me? panic cutting my bangs before a show? it’s more likely than you think
i’m just goofin team hehe