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captlaserpants.bsky.social
Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
390 followers 470 following 4.8K posts
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26d
A mighty steed.
Two Lego snails and a minifigure riding one of them
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 27m
Wait until you find out what capitalism does
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29m
It’s extremely funny that Peter Thiel is a weeb who reads one piece
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 12h
youtu.be/AuBXeF5acqE?...
Electric Callboy - Everytime We Touch (TEKKNO Version) OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Electric Callboy
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
He defected.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
Sasquatch cosmonaut
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
Sasquatch cosmonaut
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
This does not help me understand how to pronounce the title of the indie sci-fi movie
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
They keep trying to steal my bones
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
we need to blow up the moon
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
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Bloc Party - Skeleton
YouTube video by Adam Joy
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
He needs the sea to live. That’s why he’s goes to Florida so much
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3d
Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill.
Haunter
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
Sasquatch bounty hunter (but not the cool Star Wars kind, the shitty real-world kind)
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 1d
Signs are trending positively
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 6d
I think a woman kinda likes me?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
come on, dude
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
There’s a circle of hell where the torture is Justin Roiland screaming incomprehensibly forever
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
If I had any motivation, this would be a great Halloween costume
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
“Upcoming poop” is an incredible phrase
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
Cyberpunk Sasquatch
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
When did the Wu-Tang Clan get into this mess?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
Steampunk Sasquatch
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
It’s going to air on ones of stations
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2d
We haven’t had a good age gap discourse in a while. Real shame.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3d
Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill.
Haunter
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3d
That’s not a real person. He’s clearly cosplaying as an obscure anime villain.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3d
Jack Posobiec talking about the Weimar Republic is all the more stupid considering he’s Polish