Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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So is this like an anthro-horse ? Or do we have an equitaur?
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
So is this like an anthro-horse ? Or do we have an equitaur?
Look how they massacred my boy
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Look how they massacred my boy
“Should society jack these guys off to get their precious DNA?”
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
“Should society jack these guys off to get their precious DNA?”
Alien vs. The Muppets
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Alien vs. The Muppets
Alien vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Alien vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
Two kinds of ravioli in one dinner? Top tier dinner.
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Two kinds of ravioli in one dinner? Top tier dinner.
I will eat the punxatauny Philip and gain his power of foresight
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I will eat the punxatauny Philip and gain his power of foresight
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he's actually got a string of groundhog related bangers
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
he's actually got a string of groundhog related bangers
I will destroy the punxatowny Phillip
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I will destroy the punxatowny Phillip
Expel these little worms
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Expel these little worms
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The President of Poo
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The President of Poo
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ICE in Pittsburgh. Just abducted this guy in front of his child. Here legally. ICE is totally out of control triblive.com/local/valley...
ICE operation in Oakmont leads to local father’s arrest
Harriett Flores thought Thursday was going to be like any other day. She and her husband, Jose, were getting ready for work as their 8-year-old daughter, Lily, prepared for school in their Oakmont hom...
triblive.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
ICE in Pittsburgh. Just abducted this guy in front of his child. Here legally. ICE is totally out of control triblive.com/local/valley...
I find any chocolate to be pretty bland. Also what is the point of a mountain of icing on cake? I want the cake.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I find any chocolate to be pretty bland. Also what is the point of a mountain of icing on cake? I want the cake.
Dang snow preventing gf from parking at my place
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Dang snow preventing gf from parking at my place
Has there been any good pubic hair discourse on here?
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Has there been any good pubic hair discourse on here?
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PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
Oh so there’s a lot of tongue action in wuthering heights
January 31, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Oh so there’s a lot of tongue action in wuthering heights
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Eating the rich is a complete protein
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Eating the rich is a complete protein
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When you spent hours shoveling your car out and you REALLY don’t want anyone taking your spot
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
When you spent hours shoveling your car out and you REALLY don’t want anyone taking your spot
I can’t go to bed. My hair looks really good
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I can’t go to bed. My hair looks really good
Okay I kinda dig it
Anybody else watching The Beauty? It’s real gross
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Okay I kinda dig it