Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros)
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros)
If Andrew WK and Jason Schwartzman had a child
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If Andrew WK and Jason Schwartzman had a child
No. What does it want? Who asked for this? Why is like an imprinted duckling? Is it actually a toilet that follows you around?
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
No. What does it want? Who asked for this? Why is like an imprinted duckling? Is it actually a toilet that follows you around?
Science calls it the Victoria crowned pigeon. I call it the FANCYBIRD
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Science calls it the Victoria crowned pigeon. I call it the FANCYBIRD
I was futzing around with this Christmas Lego set and my other decorations and accidentally made Santa Kaiju.
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I was futzing around with this Christmas Lego set and my other decorations and accidentally made Santa Kaiju.
I love donation perks
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I love donation perks
When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to
Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill.
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill.
Get in. It’s frog time, bitch.
September 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Get in. It’s frog time, bitch.
As a Sweater Guy™, this is highly offensive
September 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
As a Sweater Guy™, this is highly offensive
It’s Frog Time, babyyyy
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s Frog Time, babyyyy
What is this supposed to mean
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What is this supposed to mean
Yo, it’s time for more frog
August 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yo, it’s time for more frog
Look at this guy, just sitting and doing frog stuff.
August 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Look at this guy, just sitting and doing frog stuff.
The mushroom men are coming to get me
July 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The mushroom men are coming to get me