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Werner the Herzog
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I can't believe they brought back the McRib just to catch the UnitedHealthcare assassin
The official Jeopardy YouTube channel posted a compilation of Alex and Ken saying "these nuts" youtu.be/_3YVvnMFvXM?...
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
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I'll probably catch this on Hulu the next day so I can fast-forward through the boring parts. You just know they're going to drag it out like an American Idol finale.
My favorite genre of meal is brown frozen air fryer platter
A giant knot looks very at home on Matt Smith's forehead #CaughtStealing
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Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
People who put their entire email in the subject line and then leave the body empty
I didn't think I'd get the correct answer so quickly
You have a 3 monitor setup. Which monitor do you make your "main" monitor in Windows?
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
Day 3 of my caffeine cleanse: not as bad as I expected but still a flaming hellscape
Nice try KISS, but killing Ace Frehley isn't going to make me listen to your music voluntarily
Of all the ways to die, burned alive on an exploding AliExpress electric scooter seems like a winner
I skipped the whole Stanley trend and went straight to being an Owala cool guy
I just now noticed the gun on this album cover
Finished my first playthrough of Silent Hill f last night and I still don't know what the f stands for
I think about this comic almost daily (credit to Extra Fabulous comics)
Why doesn't my pajama onesie have pockets? Where am I supposed to put my keys?
The only excuse I hear the right-winged people in my life making right now is "it's horrible on both sides" which is complete and utter bullshit.
Cholesterol too high? That's nothing three hotdogs for lunch won't fix...
Curse these deep veins!
My wife likes to ridicule me for the size of my balls
Me at 26: I shaved my balls for this?!

Me at 36: I shaved my ears for this?!
They always clip the umbilical cord too soon in movies