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Werner the Herzog

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Dec 9

I can't believe they brought back the McRib just to catch the UnitedHealthcare assassin

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12h

The official Jeopardy YouTube channel posted a compilation of Alex and Ken saying "these nuts" youtu.be/_3YVvnMFvXM?...

These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!

YouTube video by Jeopardy!

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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 1d

I'll probably catch this on Hulu the next day so I can fast-forward through the boring parts. You just know they're going to drag it out like an American Idol finale.

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 2d

a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in front of a blackboard .

ALT: a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in front of a blackboard .

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 5d

My favorite genre of meal is brown frozen air fryer platter

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 8d

A giant knot looks very at home on Matt Smith's forehead #CaughtStealing

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 9d

People who put their entire email in the subject line and then leave the body empty

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10d

I didn't think I'd get the correct answer so quickly

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10d

You have a 3 monitor setup. Which monitor do you make your "main" monitor in Windows?

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12d

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15d

Day 3 of my caffeine cleanse: not as bad as I expected but still a flaming hellscape

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 21d

Nice try KISS, but killing Ace Frehley isn't going to make me listen to your music voluntarily

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 21d

Of all the ways to die, burned alive on an exploding AliExpress electric scooter seems like a winner

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 22d

I skipped the whole Stanley trend and went straight to being an Owala cool guy

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 23d

I just now noticed the gun on this album cover

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · 29d

Finished my first playthrough of Silent Hill f last night and I still don't know what the f stands for

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Oct 7

I think about this comic almost daily (credit to Extra Fabulous comics)

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Oct 5

Me when I get in a shy bladder standoff with another guy at the urinals

captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building

ALT: captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Oct 3

Why doesn't my pajama onesie have pockets? Where am I supposed to put my keys?

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Oct 1

The only excuse I hear the right-winged people in my life making right now is "it's horrible on both sides" which is complete and utter bullshit.

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Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Sep 30

Cholesterol too high? That's nothing three hotdogs for lunch won't fix...

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Sep 29

Curse these deep veins!

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Sep 28

My wife likes to ridicule me for the size of my balls

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Sep 27

Me at 26: I shaved my balls for this?!

Me at 36: I shaved my ears for this?!

Werner the Herzog @cardboardpopcorn.com · Sep 23

They always clip the umbilical cord too soon in movies