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Cardinal Fang

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Nats/Yankees Fan. Horse mom. Trying to live those Franciscan values taught at college (Go Bonas!!)

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 1h

I just want to see the obit

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 1h

I had to explain that my shoulders hurt and I gave myself turf toe from walking in a parade dressed like a pirate, with a heavy leather coat on

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 4h

Lumineers. Totally awesome.

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 3d

But I can touch type because of it, and my co-workers can't.

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 4d

I think him leaving gave them the money for Corbin, and the other players they brought on that year. I also think he was a cancer in the clubhouse. Could you imagine him doing that whole "trucker gear" thing that Eaton and Kendrick were doing? And giving Stras hugs? And "Baby Shark"?

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 4d

If you’ve been injured by Philadelphia Sports on October 9th, 2025, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 4d

And Eagles

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 6d

And now Fluharty is out

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 7d

Virginia went blue

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 8d

Wait...

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Oh come on...I have Dicker on my FF team...

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Oh come on...I am dying inside here...

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Also I am a Yankees fan. Not happy right now

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Could be worse. You could be a Nats AND a NY Giants fan

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Da fuq?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Trump: "I said one year before to Pete Hegseth, I said, one year before -- where's Pete? In the book I wrote -- whatever the hell the title, I can't tell you -- but I can tell you there's a page in there devoted to the fact that I saw somebody named Osama bin Laden and I didn't like it."

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Omg, is he trying to compete with Philip Rivers?

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 9d

Alex, I will take "projects that I will never tackle again" for 1000

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 11d

I mean, you pick this guy up off of the NATS scrap heap...

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 11d

We called him "Dad Bod" this year, since his first at bat on Opening Day.

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Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 11d

Not my finest moment

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 11d

Yesterday I walked straight into a glass wall at work. Gave myself a black eye and 4 stitches. Day 4 of the new job, and causing HR to fill out accident reports.

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 11d

So he swears in vote 218, and sends them away

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 12d

Things not to do your first week at your new job - walk into a glass wall so badly that you require stitches over your eye

Cardinal Fang @cardinalfang.bsky.social · 14d

What's funny as hell is that you could have heard a pin drop during all of the speeches. These guys are done with these clowns.