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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
I’d argue that reality isn’t intruding quite enough!
Went to bed at 8:30 again and have been wide awake since 2 🤪 don’t remember a time change ever fucking me up this badly before tbh
I may never know peace again due to Facebook selling and/or leaking every single piece of my personal information over the past 17 years, but hey, $38 is $38!
I’m eating saltines in the backyard and broke off a little piece for her. She took it into the bushes, pushed it around with her nose, and came back over with her tail wagging 😭😭
Annie Oakley!!! She’s too cute for words, especially in that little daisy dress 😭 and she’s got a whole life of fun and adventures in front of her now!
Scooped the Pearly Girly up into our bed this morning and she’s definitely a fan 🥺

It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️‍🩹
One more Belicheck and Jordon appearance for the road lol
I have no mouth, but I must screm
Right?? I wasn’t even dressed up yet, I was wearing PJs with my hair up. One goes “wow you’re really pretty!” and the other goes “you really are!” I’m never going to forget this tbh
Omg we’ve gotten THREE groups of trick-or-treaters including two tween girls who said “you’re really pretty!!” as I was handing them candy 😭
SHRIEKINGGGGG omg 🧡🧡🧡
Inspired in part by one of my favorite tweets, I dressed up as Linguini (and Remy) for work Halloween today 👩‍🍳🐀 let the rat do it!
Pookie was brave enough to jump onto the couch for movie night 🩷
That’s kind of her general vibe 🥲 still having to gently haul her in and out of the crate for potty breaks, but she did give me a kiss yesterday!!
Naughty Crout’s obsession with OPC (other people’s crates) continues, to the great chagrin of Pearl
I still cannot see pumpkin seeds without thinking of it lmao
Happy “infamous Jezebel story about the consequences of eating too many pumpkin seeds” Day to all who… I don’t know if “celebrate” is the right word