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Camelpimp

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Another day another social media another bout of bowel issues (she/her, old bitch) Also @camelpimp on tumblr, if you're freaky

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · Mar 10

YAKUZA ASS SLAP DOT GIF RIDES AGAIN

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Tirk @tirkarokujo.itch.io · May 5

dying in a 90s console game: -1 life, try again!

dying in a 90s computer game: I don't know what to say man. You just make me fucking sick. i don't know what unloving god was cruel enough to waste the miracle of life on your pathetic existence for his base amusement. buy our hint guide for 19.99.

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Lunar Twilight VA @lunartwilightva.bsky.social · 4h

what if Mobile Suit Gundam IBO were called Mobile Suit Gundam IBS and everyone just kept shitting themselves

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6h

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 6h

... did they just bandage his hair or does Jerid have the tallest head known the man?

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · Jun 3

This is peak "joke that is only funny to me" but it's funny to me. So.

Tumblr post:
"Imagine if Ichiban wasn’t a Dragon Quest nerd and was obsessed with… like… Hoshi wo Miru Hito or something:

Reblog:
"Ichiban: It's just like Hoshi wo miiru Hito! All of us contribute something unique to this party! You have to have a person who can teleport and someone who can talk to the hyper intelligent dolphins who control everything!

Poor schmuck talking to Ichiban: *beyond fucking mystified*"

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 7h

Ok, the ending of lunar ds is hilarious. It's not worth it to get there

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 7h

Objectively, yes, hoshi is worse. But it was also made over a decade earlier, by 1 person in very little time and money, and it had some interesting ideas that, had a real team actually made the game, would have been cool. Also, its incompetence is funny. Lunar DS is just irritating

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 7h

Context: I have beat Hoshi Wo Miru Hito

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 8h

That's what happened to you if you died in 2006, the stretchy year

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Casval Rem Pike-un ☄️🍩 @redcomets.net · Mar 7

I think his fursona is subway rat

Kai, manning an air turret, looking like an absolute gremlin

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 8h

Me: whew, that tteokbokki was a little spicy. How to ease the burn? Oh, I should brush my teeth, clean my mouth out?
Me:
Me: I have made. A mistake.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10h

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 10h

"man I sure hope humanity won't be horrified by the actions we're taking right about now"

🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 20h

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 10h

Im not sure what I would define "millennial speak" as. Sort of a mixture of overly sincere "boomer" speech and the post-irony of gen z?

Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 10h

Plenty of millennials don't talk like that online, I don't personally think I'm especially "millennial-y," but i don't find that gen z or whatever comes after millennial talk like that

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 10h

I find it funny that sometimes you can tell who's a millennial (and particularly an older millennial) by the way they talk online... sometimes. I'm not sure if I could explain it, but when you notice it you notice it ya know?

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 1d

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.