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Camelpimp

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Another day another social media another bout of bowel issues (she/her, old bitch) Also @camelpimp on tumblr, if you're freaky

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · Mar 10

YAKUZA ASS SLAP DOT GIF RIDES AGAIN

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20h

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

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桂之雨 @oxalicacid.bsky.social · 1d

#trigun

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Pike, Tiny Comet Fairy ☄️🍩 @redcomets.net · 10h

Good night!!

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33. @33dot.bsky.social · Dec 7

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MAD ANGLER @retroanimechris.bsky.social · 11h

Mirai as Licky Lee from My Favorite Fraw by the Fraw Bow F.C.

mirai yashima from mobile suit gundam chibi-fied and sticking her tongue out at you

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no gods no kings only sam: pretentious lunatic @dt75art.bsky.social · 11h

we did art class w @tiamatscalybond.bsky.social so heres sigurd

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Pike, Tiny Comet Fairy ☄️🍩 @redcomets.net · 10h

Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)

I like that the first Godzilla movie was fairly "realistic" but increasingly Japan has to deal with fairies, women from Venus, and Godzilla hurling rocks at various other monsters.

Also:

"This may sound primitive and unscientific..."

"...but through these ladies we could ask for Mothra's help."

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 17h

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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 15h

Sit tibi terra levis - May the earth rest lightly on you

Diane Keaton 1946-2025

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kins @ Z'goktober @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 16h

do you think UC 0080 Space Spirit Halloween stocked costumes that let you dress up as the 30 foot high portrait of garma zabi from his funeral

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ひげタイプ @higetype.bsky.social · 15h

Confession time: every time I see Kai's full name written out I immediately think of this

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Pretentious Fork @pretentiousfork.bsky.social · 16h

Now i have a set hehe

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yvonne @sainangel.bsky.social · 1d

white mage hank hill

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 7

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23h

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 1d

I'd rather not

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 1d

I would argue the opposite

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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 1d

もふもふな犬🐶

It's a rainy Saturday. I'm watching TV with Masuke.
Isn't Masuke's coat beautiful?

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 1d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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MAD ANGLER @retroanimechris.bsky.social · 1d

Anime Research Group Espial was present when Hideo Azuma and his friends first unveiled Cybele during the tenure of the circle's brief history. There are lots of standalone drawings that are plenty humorous!

Char and Garma dressed in cool cat suits while Sayla holds a bazooka.

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Pike, Tiny Comet Fairy ☄️🍩 @redcomets.net · 1d

good night!

flat Haro from the first Zeta Gundam OP and the word "Searching"

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Wind Come Up, Katamari Down @tfritz.bsky.social · 1d

No one:
Yiazmat's Brain:

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Camelpimp @carmelcarmelcarmel.bsky.social · 1d

In a drakengard way?

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Chris's HAUNTED House of SKELETON Chicken and GHOST Waffles @bwprowl.bsky.social · 1d

So if you complete the McDonald's reward subquest as early as possible, you can get access to the Sausage Biscuit. This item is actually glitched with a calorie value of 460,000, so consuming it causes a stack overflow error that allows you to skip straight to dying.

ヤンデドキ•SOX @yandedoki-sox.bsky.social · 2d

Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward

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