charlotte brocontë
@halenthir.bsky.social
“local religious freakology connoisseur”. even if there’s no privs yet i decided i should probably have an alt for hole 🔞 @caranthirs.bsky.social
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charlotte brocontë
@halenthir.bsky.social
· Nov 16
in any universe on any site i would find you and i would post talmudically informed elf penis from an account with a kirby icon
omegas of archiveofourown, you better thank g-d that the characters topping you don’t like the sight of pain and desperation as much as i do
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
omegas of archiveofourown, you better thank g-d that the characters topping you don’t like the sight of pain and desperation as much as i do
of course i’ve been known to enjoy your standard heat fic but the trouble is always that if you tell me this character is going to become so psychotically horny that they will be in excruciating physical agony until they are fucked, i feel like the hottest thing you can do now is not fuck them
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
of course i’ve been known to enjoy your standard heat fic but the trouble is always that if you tell me this character is going to become so psychotically horny that they will be in excruciating physical agony until they are fucked, i feel like the hottest thing you can do now is not fuck them
sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 AM
sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin
for me if maeglin/turgon happens it is less of a daddy thing and more maeglin being so nauseous at someone trying to be a father figure to him that he needs to render the relationship sexual to make it stop. he wants turgon to fuck him so that he won’t see him as a father (this does not work)
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
for me if maeglin/turgon happens it is less of a daddy thing and more maeglin being so nauseous at someone trying to be a father figure to him that he needs to render the relationship sexual to make it stop. he wants turgon to fuck him so that he won’t see him as a father (this does not work)
no same i was like what are we talking about right now
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
no same i was like what are we talking about right now
[elderly and in my rocking chair] well, my boy, i’m old enough to remember all the way back when gooning referred to a specific fetish instead of just generally being horny to anything
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
[elderly and in my rocking chair] well, my boy, i’m old enough to remember all the way back when gooning referred to a specific fetish instead of just generally being horny to anything
i knew early on that the whole idea of transmasculinity or butchness where you’re like only the good and healthy parts of masculine wasn’t for me because i’m emotionally closed off, don’t want to commit, and blind horny all the time. don’t leave your stupid boyfriend for me, i’m worse
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i knew early on that the whole idea of transmasculinity or butchness where you’re like only the good and healthy parts of masculine wasn’t for me because i’m emotionally closed off, don’t want to commit, and blind horny all the time. don’t leave your stupid boyfriend for me, i’m worse
hands down the funniest and most absolutely unnecessary intuition i have is that when people online talk about porn i can almost always tell whether they have actually seen a lot of porn or if they just have ideas of it by osmosis. this is not a useful or necessary skill
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
hands down the funniest and most absolutely unnecessary intuition i have is that when people online talk about porn i can almost always tell whether they have actually seen a lot of porn or if they just have ideas of it by osmosis. this is not a useful or necessary skill
asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”
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doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation
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“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound
i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is
you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited
a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that
thank you. I should’ve know you would get me here
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
thank you. I should’ve know you would get me here
one is not a child merely because they look like a child, however. we can admit that there will probably be a je ne sais quoi about this to any human observer seeing it
October 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
one is not a child merely because they look like a child, however. we can admit that there will probably be a je ne sais quoi about this to any human observer seeing it
and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human
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melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way
at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind
historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man
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