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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween

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Wolf. Burglar of the cartoon variety. Seattle. 34. He/Him. 18+.

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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · Dec 31

I'll hit "like" on a post for no reason.
❤️ <-- Look, I liked this post before I even posted it.

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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 2h

Comment whether or not you know what the infield fly rule is and if you know why it exists. This is a survey of my followers' sports knowledge.

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 2h

Made a small update to stealstuff.biz

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 3h

There's an interesting shorts series where a guy goes over the story of Holt's disappearance while making a model of the Harold Holt Swim Centre in Blender.
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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 3h

If it's still there I'll salvage the solenoid like we're in Fallout 4 or something.

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 3h

Cash drawer in the apartment parking lot.

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 5h

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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 8h

Grown man in this meeting saying "heighth". Get it together. That's like saying "timesed by" instead of "multiplied".

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 10h

I know I'm built different because I can pee in my dreams without peeing irl.

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 1d

Rocky Horror fit

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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 1d

It's good weather for reading ghost stories

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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 1d

Having tummy problems the days after a big ab workout. I'm being attacked from all angles. Won't somebody save me?

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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 3d

Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me

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Flip 🌱🪵 @fliptrych.bsky.social · 3d

HELP THE EMPLOYEES RESHELVED ME

Drawover of a photograph taken in an IKEA store. My fursona, a green lion with leaves for hair, sits inside of a mug on a shelf full of coffee plants in mugs. He looks slightly nervous as he looks down at the price sticker on the shelf below, which labels him as "BLADVERK Potted plant in mug" and prices him at $14.99 USD.

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Zeiros Lion @zeiroslion.art · 4d

I saw this orc that @thelastenvoyyy.bsky.social drew and I just had to take a crack at this gromp. But instead of gromp, I wanted to make him smile. So now Xargo here is smiling!

#Orc #Orctober #Xargo

Xargo, a big ol softie of a male orc, standing there shirtless with a warm smile on his face, eyes squinted shut from how genuine this smile is. He has plentiful dark brown hair, much of it tied up into a loose ponytail, more of it spilling down his shoulders and his back, and a lovely beard that has braids in it. He also has plenty of body hair peeking through the many scrolling red tattoos on his verdant skin. There is a gentle light on his body, really amplifying that lovely mood of his.

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Nyuudles @nyuudles.bsky.social · 4d

[WIP] I didn’t forget orctober. It’s just… there’s been a lot of hatching to be done 💀

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Just johnny 🎮Commission open (1/3) @justjohnny.bsky.social · 4d

« ONE MAN SHOW » 🎤⭐️

#inktober2025 #inktober #orctober #orcart #stickerart #cartoonorc #orccharacter #fantasyart #sweap #orclife #muscleorc #janitor #comic

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Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 4d

I predict greeblies will be the hot new trend in fursuiting. In a few years the hot controversy will be about greebleless fursuits at conventions.

Cartoon Burglar -> Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 4d

People on youtube love to make videos titled like, "The Downfall of [person or thing]" and it's always about how the subject was unable to stay popular forever.