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Chris Carrel
@ccarrel.bsky.social
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Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 32m
Now, That is a contrast of headlines.
Screenshot from a climate newsletter aggregating recent headlines. First headline is, “Dozens are dead and dozens more missing as catastrophic rains devastate Mexico.” Second headline is, “Climate investment is growth opportunity of 21st century, says economist.”
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 37m
a woman is holding a plate of food and saying `` oh , good lord that 's moist '' .
ALT: a woman is holding a plate of food and saying `` oh , good lord that 's moist '' .
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2h
Should I trust an information desk where the clock is off by an hour??
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 5h
They declared war on everything to avoid going to therapy
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 6h
Her genocide denial is so objectionable I wish that I could become friends with her just so that I stop being her friend
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Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 10h
"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...
Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector
It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 9h
This is not my murder, these are not my crows.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 9h
Forget 6-word stories. Try 8-word histories.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 11h
A Brief History of Everything: Mistakes were made.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 11h
The vibes today are… running to the country with ravens on my head
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 11h
But, did you really expect the MADMEN to usher in an era of peace, love and sensible policies?
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 12h
Bruce Wayne, famous psychonaut
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 1d
"At least one"? Start at leasting with 5 figures and you'd still be safe!

I live in a suburb 30 minutes outside of a major, very liberal northern city and you should hear how they talk about us.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 1d
This is not my rodeo, these are not my goats
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 1d
The vibes today are… Doctors hate this one simple trick
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 1d
Sadly, the smartest man on earth, failed to see the obvious truth: no one liked his victory farts
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
This is not my boat, these are not my drunken sailors.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
No, but this really happened to a kid where I grew up. He was a friend of my cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s best friend. He was never the same after that Halloween.
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
The lyrics are 🤌
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
🤣🤣🤣
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
People complain about phone calls, texts and messages, but at least we’re not dogs. Can you imagine all the butts you’d have to smell to get to inbox zero?
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
The vibes today are… Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
First time with late stage capitalist society?
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2d
Yep, that was my reaction to watching Alien: Earth, too
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 3d
I get ya, Joker, we’re all feeling a bit down on the social media scene, these days
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social · 3d
The vibes today are… There's a bustle in your hedgerow