Chris Carrel
@ccarrel.bsky.social
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Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.
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This is not my rodeo, these are not my goats
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The vibes today are… Doctors hate this one simple trick
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Sadly, the smartest man on earth, failed to see the obvious truth: no one liked his victory farts
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This is not my boat, these are not my drunken sailors.
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No, but this really happened to a kid where I grew up. He was a friend of my cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s best friend. He was never the same after that Halloween.
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People complain about phone calls, texts and messages, but at least we’re not dogs. Can you imagine all the butts you’d have to smell to get to inbox zero?
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The vibes today are… Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
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First time with late stage capitalist society?
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Yep, that was my reaction to watching Alien: Earth, too
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I get ya, Joker, we’re all feeling a bit down on the social media scene, these days
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The vibes today are… There's a bustle in your hedgerow
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Well, that image puts the uncanny in my valley!

One on One is an intriguing choice. I’m eager to hear what you come up with.
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Imagine that musical number!
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Tall guy is crouched for action like he thinks Lil' Ray is a leprechaun and he's about to get him some Lucky Charms
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The vibes today are… It's the time of chimpanzees and I'm a monkey
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Catwoman, she’s a bit of a freak
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All of the above? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Catwoman’s boyfriend and he looks pissed!
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Bari Weiss’s first project for CBS brought in a phenomenal 145 viewers. Love this for her.
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This time of year, they’re attracted to moist places, where females are more likely to hang out. It’s a good reminder to check your tub before turning the water on and stepping in.
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I had to start the morning by rescuing a house spider that had become trapped in the well of the stainless steel kitchen sink. Both of us survived!
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It's house spider season! (They're everywhere)
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Yep. I've been sharing this with folks since I read it in 2020.

Our natural instinct is to normalize. Especially, since there are so many pieces of the America we remember still extant. But the pieces, and the narrative, no longer cohere.
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I think about this article from September 2020 pretty much every day at this point:

"America has already collapsed. What you’re feeling is exactly how it feels. It’s Saturday and you’re thinking about food while the world is on fire."

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I Lived Through Collapse. America Is Already There.
Living in Sri Lanka during the end of the civil war, I saw how life goes on, surrounded by death
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