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Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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Every weekend in 2026 you can make your own sweary bird comics. Check eatf.art for online ordering options, or visit your local bookstore to grab yours.
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Let your mug handle that awkward conversation for you.
All regular mugs are just $10 until Monday. eatf.art/mugs
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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And a WHAT in a pear tree?! 🕊️🎄🕊️ #christmas #happyholidays #winterwonderland
My annual Worst Christmas playlist will be updated in the next week or so, but in the meantime you can enjoy the 2024 version at shitm.as
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
someone the other day tried to tell me that I'm obviously a millionaire

from a bird cartoon
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Well there's my holiday cards sorted.
EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's not shitmas until you get that effin greeting card
An important holiday update from Effin' Birds
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An important holiday update from Effin' Birds
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
An important holiday update from Effin' Birds
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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i'm excited to soon own this @effinbirds.com shirt

because i AM a goddamned delight 🐦‍⬛
I Am A Goddamned Delight Men's T-Shirt | Effin' Birds
I Am A Goddamned Delight on Men's T-Shirt – Officially licensed Effin' Birds merchandise
effinbirds.threadless.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Me with Larry Lieber and @effinbirds.com #bacc
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Awesome to see you IRL!
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Passive-aggressively bringing my inventory to this show in my own tote bags.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
All set up at Big Apple Comic Con! Come spend your rainy day with me here at the New Yorker Hotel.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM