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Woke British Lefty 🇬🇧
I’m ranty, daft & easily distracted😂
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Preventing stigma by increasing Mental Health awareness
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I’m ranty, daft & easily distracted😂
LGBTQ+ Ally
Preventing stigma by increasing Mental Health awareness
; your story isn’t over yet ;
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Alice Figueiredo: We quit our jobs, sold our home twice and spent 10 years fighting the NHS
A NHS trust and hospital manager have been found guilty of health and safety failings over the death of Alice Figueiredo.
www.bbc.com
My heart goes out to her family
My gratitude to them for their relentless search for the truth knows no end
I am not shocked by this story. Sadly I’m really not
www.bbc.com/news/article...
My gratitude to them for their relentless search for the truth knows no end
I am not shocked by this story. Sadly I’m really not
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Crowbourough protest against asylum seeker accommodation
A sea of the usual suspects, nonsensical signs with grammatical errors, what looks to be a guy wearing a red hat with MAGA on it
and, circled after a quick check, at least 3 Union Flags flown upside down
Clever Patriots 🙄
A sea of the usual suspects, nonsensical signs with grammatical errors, what looks to be a guy wearing a red hat with MAGA on it
and, circled after a quick check, at least 3 Union Flags flown upside down
Clever Patriots 🙄
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Crowbourough protest against asylum seeker accommodation
A sea of the usual suspects, nonsensical signs with grammatical errors, what looks to be a guy wearing a red hat with MAGA on it
and, circled after a quick check, at least 3 Union Flags flown upside down
Clever Patriots 🙄
A sea of the usual suspects, nonsensical signs with grammatical errors, what looks to be a guy wearing a red hat with MAGA on it
and, circled after a quick check, at least 3 Union Flags flown upside down
Clever Patriots 🙄
Public service announcement
There are no penguins in Greenland
As you were
There are no penguins in Greenland
As you were
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Public service announcement
There are no penguins in Greenland
As you were
There are no penguins in Greenland
As you were
So….Vote Reform & get:
A new ice age
Mountains in SE England
The UK moved to the southern hemisphere so penguins don’t have to relocate
Penguins with elbows
The ability to walk & not leave footprints
And Idiots in charge
🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
A new ice age
Mountains in SE England
The UK moved to the southern hemisphere so penguins don’t have to relocate
Penguins with elbows
The ability to walk & not leave footprints
And Idiots in charge
🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
So….Vote Reform & get:
A new ice age
Mountains in SE England
The UK moved to the southern hemisphere so penguins don’t have to relocate
Penguins with elbows
The ability to walk & not leave footprints
And Idiots in charge
🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
A new ice age
Mountains in SE England
The UK moved to the southern hemisphere so penguins don’t have to relocate
Penguins with elbows
The ability to walk & not leave footprints
And Idiots in charge
🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
And then those guys with tiny penises join ICE
so they can, without consequence, shoot whoever they want
so they can, without consequence, shoot whoever they want
The smaller and more impotent the penis, the larger the gun.
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
And then those guys with tiny penises join ICE
so they can, without consequence, shoot whoever they want
so they can, without consequence, shoot whoever they want
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a group of seagulls sitting on a wire with the words `` friendly reminder friendly reminder '' above them .
Alt: a group of seagulls sitting on a wire with the words `` friendly reminder friendly reminder ''
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January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Friendly reminder 🫶🏻
Please add warnings to any graphic/ violent media you post
BlueSky allows you to mark content as graphic
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Let’s not trigger people’s PTSD/ Trauma
Thank you 🙏
Please add warnings to any graphic/ violent media you post
BlueSky allows you to mark content as graphic
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Let’s not trigger people’s PTSD/ Trauma
Thank you 🙏
I’m feeling pedantic (sorry!) over some memes I’ve seen
Penguins are in the South
Polar bears in the North
Trump won’t meet Penguins in Greenland. Not gonna happen.
Which is good because the Polar bears that are there, are infinitely more likely to eat him 👍👌🤞
Penguins are in the South
Polar bears in the North
Trump won’t meet Penguins in Greenland. Not gonna happen.
Which is good because the Polar bears that are there, are infinitely more likely to eat him 👍👌🤞
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I’m feeling pedantic (sorry!) over some memes I’ve seen
Penguins are in the South
Polar bears in the North
Trump won’t meet Penguins in Greenland. Not gonna happen.
Which is good because the Polar bears that are there, are infinitely more likely to eat him 👍👌🤞
Penguins are in the South
Polar bears in the North
Trump won’t meet Penguins in Greenland. Not gonna happen.
Which is good because the Polar bears that are there, are infinitely more likely to eat him 👍👌🤞
😂 😂 😂
Hope the polar bear is hungry
Hope the polar bear is hungry
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
😂 😂 😂
Hope the polar bear is hungry
Hope the polar bear is hungry
At least the stench of fag ash surrounding him makes him easier to avoid at the event
Also…Isn’t he meant to hate Davos? I thought it was full of globalists with a woke agenda 🤷♀️
Also…Isn’t he meant to hate Davos? I thought it was full of globalists with a woke agenda 🤷♀️
OMG what an egotistical dick❗️🤣
Farage on X posted pictures saying “Delivering my message to Davos: Things are about to change in Britain”
Imagine his photographer
👇🏼 “Nige love.. gimme me deep in thought.. oh nice but deeper.. perfect”
“Nige now statesman making a point.. quick someone’s coming”
Farage on X posted pictures saying “Delivering my message to Davos: Things are about to change in Britain”
Imagine his photographer
👇🏼 “Nige love.. gimme me deep in thought.. oh nice but deeper.. perfect”
“Nige now statesman making a point.. quick someone’s coming”
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
At least the stench of fag ash surrounding him makes him easier to avoid at the event
Also…Isn’t he meant to hate Davos? I thought it was full of globalists with a woke agenda 🤷♀️
Also…Isn’t he meant to hate Davos? I thought it was full of globalists with a woke agenda 🤷♀️
Too early for the BBC to stop being sycophantic to a fascist wannabe dictator with dementia
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Too early for the BBC to stop being sycophantic to a fascist wannabe dictator with dementia
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So Mark Rutte said some nice things to him, explained what NATO will do if USA is attacked, & now Rutte is a good guy & the tariffs are dropped (for now)
I know it’s galling to see people butter him up and lay it on thick- but Rutte did the right thing
It might not last- but delay is useful
I know it’s galling to see people butter him up and lay it on thick- but Rutte did the right thing
It might not last- but delay is useful
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
So Mark Rutte said some nice things to him, explained what NATO will do if USA is attacked, & now Rutte is a good guy & the tariffs are dropped (for now)
I know it’s galling to see people butter him up and lay it on thick- but Rutte did the right thing
It might not last- but delay is useful
I know it’s galling to see people butter him up and lay it on thick- but Rutte did the right thing
It might not last- but delay is useful
This is horrific
It’s too easy for vulnerable children and adults to fall through the cracks with social & health care
It was too easy in the 1990’s and it is still too easy
Evil woman. I hope she gets a very lengthy jail sentence
It’s too easy for vulnerable children and adults to fall through the cracks with social & health care
It was too easy in the 1990’s and it is still too easy
Evil woman. I hope she gets a very lengthy jail sentence
Woman imprisoned and forced to work for Tewkesbury mother for more than 25 years
Woman imprisoned and forced to work for Tewkesbury mother for more than 25 years
Unnamed woman held against her will since mid-1990s by Amanda Wixon, who beat her and shaved her head
A woman was forced to work as a slave in a “Dickensian” imprisonment for a mother and her 10 children for more than a quarter of a century in a British market town.
The woman, who is now in her 40s and cannot be named, lived off scraps, could not leave the house and was forced to wash secretly at night. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is horrific
It’s too easy for vulnerable children and adults to fall through the cracks with social & health care
It was too easy in the 1990’s and it is still too easy
Evil woman. I hope she gets a very lengthy jail sentence
It’s too easy for vulnerable children and adults to fall through the cracks with social & health care
It was too easy in the 1990’s and it is still too easy
Evil woman. I hope she gets a very lengthy jail sentence
I have a Teen. They’re VERY good at giving you ‘that moment’ at least once a month😂
So, Crashing out doesn’t mean falling asleep
6…7🙄
Buffy the vampire Slayer is ‘like, from the early days’
& she has to wait FOREVER (1 week) for the next Percy Jackson. Utterly horrified that used to be the norm
So, Crashing out doesn’t mean falling asleep
6…7🙄
Buffy the vampire Slayer is ‘like, from the early days’
& she has to wait FOREVER (1 week) for the next Percy Jackson. Utterly horrified that used to be the norm
There is always That Moment when some seemingly eternal cultural touchstone falls off the radar and everyone Of An Age feels slightly unmoored. Don't worry, 30 years from now the kids will never have heard of K-Pop Demon Hunters and a bunch of Gen Alpha middle managers will be shocked and outraged
Mentioned AOL here last week and some of the younger (25ish) staff had never even heard of it. Feel very old.
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I have a Teen. They’re VERY good at giving you ‘that moment’ at least once a month😂
So, Crashing out doesn’t mean falling asleep
6…7🙄
Buffy the vampire Slayer is ‘like, from the early days’
& she has to wait FOREVER (1 week) for the next Percy Jackson. Utterly horrified that used to be the norm
So, Crashing out doesn’t mean falling asleep
6…7🙄
Buffy the vampire Slayer is ‘like, from the early days’
& she has to wait FOREVER (1 week) for the next Percy Jackson. Utterly horrified that used to be the norm
I’d say bugger off to America then, but he is already there! 🤦♀️
Living in a gated mansion in Florida.
The fact he made Florida his home does make sense
Living in a gated mansion in Florida.
The fact he made Florida his home does make sense
I think the Daily Mail is actually verging into sedition and subversion and treason.
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I’d say bugger off to America then, but he is already there! 🤦♀️
Living in a gated mansion in Florida.
The fact he made Florida his home does make sense
Living in a gated mansion in Florida.
The fact he made Florida his home does make sense
Hannan is a nasty sh*t-stirrer & a grifter. This idiot’s been singing Trumps praises for years. Pushing the rhetoric in every right wing media outlet. Calling for UK to emulate Trump & his policies
Suddenly he’s claiming Trump narcissistic & facist behaviour has only just become apparent? F-off
Suddenly he’s claiming Trump narcissistic & facist behaviour has only just become apparent? F-off
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Hannan is a nasty sh*t-stirrer & a grifter. This idiot’s been singing Trumps praises for years. Pushing the rhetoric in every right wing media outlet. Calling for UK to emulate Trump & his policies
Suddenly he’s claiming Trump narcissistic & facist behaviour has only just become apparent? F-off
Suddenly he’s claiming Trump narcissistic & facist behaviour has only just become apparent? F-off
Brought my #cat a new bed because it’s cold, I felt bad, & I wanted her to have a warmer place to sleep
Was fully expecting bed to get shunned
Cat rule 101: ‘I’ll decide where I sleep, not you, silly human slave’
But she LOVES her fluffy donut!
I can’t stop looking at her cuteness in it😻
Was fully expecting bed to get shunned
Cat rule 101: ‘I’ll decide where I sleep, not you, silly human slave’
But she LOVES her fluffy donut!
I can’t stop looking at her cuteness in it😻
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Brought my #cat a new bed because it’s cold, I felt bad, & I wanted her to have a warmer place to sleep
Was fully expecting bed to get shunned
Cat rule 101: ‘I’ll decide where I sleep, not you, silly human slave’
But she LOVES her fluffy donut!
I can’t stop looking at her cuteness in it😻
Was fully expecting bed to get shunned
Cat rule 101: ‘I’ll decide where I sleep, not you, silly human slave’
But she LOVES her fluffy donut!
I can’t stop looking at her cuteness in it😻
Errr they just landed in a massive blue & white passenger aircraft and walked down bright red ‘Air Greenland’ steps.
Funnily enough they are not TRYING to blend in 🤦♀️
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/20/a...
Funnily enough they are not TRYING to blend in 🤦♀️
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/20/a...
A Maga mocked European troops for arriving in Greenland in woodland camouflage and was owned all the way around the world and back
7. Why would they wear their over whites on a plane? Makes 0 sense. — Ryan O’Leary (@RyanO_ChosenCoy) January 17, 2026 8. Surgeons also travel in their operating gowns https://t.co/STPNSB5iX2 — Fredda...
www.thepoke.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Errr they just landed in a massive blue & white passenger aircraft and walked down bright red ‘Air Greenland’ steps.
Funnily enough they are not TRYING to blend in 🤦♀️
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/20/a...
Funnily enough they are not TRYING to blend in 🤦♀️
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/20/a...
1. Europe is far more technologically advanced than this muppet thinks & new batteries that don’t need specific materials from China are being developed
2. It’s far more likely that America will piss off the Chinese. Not Europe
Good luck to Tesla battery manufacturing & Musk if that happens 😏
2. It’s far more likely that America will piss off the Chinese. Not Europe
Good luck to Tesla battery manufacturing & Musk if that happens 😏
Lutnick at Davos: "Why are you going to do solar and wind? Why would Europe agree to be net zero in 2030 when they don't make a battery? They don't make a battery! So if they go 2030, they are deciding to be subservient to China." (Get a load of the looks on the other panelists' faces)
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
1. Europe is far more technologically advanced than this muppet thinks & new batteries that don’t need specific materials from China are being developed
2. It’s far more likely that America will piss off the Chinese. Not Europe
Good luck to Tesla battery manufacturing & Musk if that happens 😏
2. It’s far more likely that America will piss off the Chinese. Not Europe
Good luck to Tesla battery manufacturing & Musk if that happens 😏
Exaclty!
The BBC were infuriating this morning saying Trumps comments about the Chagos islands are deeply embarrassing for Starmer
It’s unstable ramblings & tantrum throwing from Trump. He is not a world leader who can be or should be taken at his word
The BBC were infuriating this morning saying Trumps comments about the Chagos islands are deeply embarrassing for Starmer
It’s unstable ramblings & tantrum throwing from Trump. He is not a world leader who can be or should be taken at his word
Why is Donald Trump changing his mind every five minutes and saying completely mad stuff an embarrassment for Keir Starmer? It feels like it should chiefly be seen as an embarrassment for the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Exaclty!
The BBC were infuriating this morning saying Trumps comments about the Chagos islands are deeply embarrassing for Starmer
It’s unstable ramblings & tantrum throwing from Trump. He is not a world leader who can be or should be taken at his word
The BBC were infuriating this morning saying Trumps comments about the Chagos islands are deeply embarrassing for Starmer
It’s unstable ramblings & tantrum throwing from Trump. He is not a world leader who can be or should be taken at his word
Macron wearing the shades so it’s easier to roll eyes without detection during Trumps speech
And cos it looks cool 😎 👌
Okay I suspect he has eye infection/ bloodshot eyes
My reason is better tho 😂
And cos it looks cool 😎 👌
Okay I suspect he has eye infection/ bloodshot eyes
My reason is better tho 😂
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Macron wearing the shades so it’s easier to roll eyes without detection during Trumps speech
And cos it looks cool 😎 👌
Okay I suspect he has eye infection/ bloodshot eyes
My reason is better tho 😂
And cos it looks cool 😎 👌
Okay I suspect he has eye infection/ bloodshot eyes
My reason is better tho 😂
I can say with 💯 certainty Macron doesn’t give a shit about that threat on wine & champagne
He probably laughed & called him a fucking idiot (putain d'idiot)
Meanwhile the French public are definitely calling him a putain d'idiot
He probably laughed & called him a fucking idiot (putain d'idiot)
Meanwhile the French public are definitely calling him a putain d'idiot
Q: Did you invite Putin to be on the Board of Peace?
TRUMP: Yeah. He's been invited
Q: Thoughts on Macron saying he won't join?
TRUMP: Did he say that? Nobody wants him bc he's going to be out of office very soon. If they feel hostile, I'll put a 200% tariff on his wines & champagnes & he'll join
TRUMP: Yeah. He's been invited
Q: Thoughts on Macron saying he won't join?
TRUMP: Did he say that? Nobody wants him bc he's going to be out of office very soon. If they feel hostile, I'll put a 200% tariff on his wines & champagnes & he'll join
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I can say with 💯 certainty Macron doesn’t give a shit about that threat on wine & champagne
He probably laughed & called him a fucking idiot (putain d'idiot)
Meanwhile the French public are definitely calling him a putain d'idiot
He probably laughed & called him a fucking idiot (putain d'idiot)
Meanwhile the French public are definitely calling him a putain d'idiot
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If you’re aware of @bearlypolitics.co.uk excellent political commentary across various platforms - and even if you’re not - you’ll want to check out his podcast with scientist Emma Monk. The Bear and Monk Debunk get under the skin of stories to tell you the truth. Much needed right now.
Bear and Monk Debunk #2: Immigration Benefits and “Perks”
From leisure cards, and benefit claims to PlayStations: what these stories really mean
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If you’re aware of @bearlypolitics.co.uk excellent political commentary across various platforms - and even if you’re not - you’ll want to check out his podcast with scientist Emma Monk. The Bear and Monk Debunk get under the skin of stories to tell you the truth. Much needed right now.
BBC says this is V embarrassing for Starmer
Why? Starmer has plenty of faults but he isn’t stupid. He’d know the orange buffoon is liable to throw toys out the pram & change his mind
That doesn’t mean we can say that out loud when the toddler is threatening Europe
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
Why? Starmer has plenty of faults but he isn’t stupid. He’d know the orange buffoon is liable to throw toys out the pram & change his mind
That doesn’t mean we can say that out loud when the toddler is threatening Europe
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
Trump says UK handing over Chagos Islands sovereignty is act of 'great stupidity'
The US president says the UK
www.bbc.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 AM
BBC says this is V embarrassing for Starmer
Why? Starmer has plenty of faults but he isn’t stupid. He’d know the orange buffoon is liable to throw toys out the pram & change his mind
That doesn’t mean we can say that out loud when the toddler is threatening Europe
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
Why? Starmer has plenty of faults but he isn’t stupid. He’d know the orange buffoon is liable to throw toys out the pram & change his mind
That doesn’t mean we can say that out loud when the toddler is threatening Europe
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
I absolutely love this 😻
Only a cat could photobomb the Aurora with style!
Only a cat could photobomb the Aurora with style!
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I absolutely love this 😻
Only a cat could photobomb the Aurora with style!
Only a cat could photobomb the Aurora with style!
It’s extraordinary rare for me to agree with China
But here we are
The upside down, left is right, bizarro world we live in 😔
But here we are
The upside down, left is right, bizarro world we live in 😔
#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
It’s extraordinary rare for me to agree with China
But here we are
The upside down, left is right, bizarro world we live in 😔
But here we are
The upside down, left is right, bizarro world we live in 😔