Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP
Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
A New Yorker Profile
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NEW: Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
A career move that feels like he's closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Former Tory chancellor Nadhim Zahawi defects to Reform.
This Nadhim Zahawi ...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rishi-...
This Nadhim Zahawi ...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rishi-...
Nadhim Zahawi Sacked From Government By Rishi Sunak Over Tax Row
"It is clear that there has been a serious breach of the ministerial code".
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
A career move that feels like he's closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
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Comedian doing his first hour after starting comedy 5 weeks ago and doing 2 open spots
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Comedian doing his first hour after starting comedy 5 weeks ago and doing 2 open spots
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Comedy is all about timing. In this case, 3 decades.
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Comedy is all about timing. In this case, 3 decades.
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As ever this an absolute must read.
Brightening up a dull* Monday/first fortnight of 2026.
*incomprehensible
Brightening up a dull* Monday/first fortnight of 2026.
*incomprehensible
NEW: Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
A New Yorker Profile
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
As ever this an absolute must read.
Brightening up a dull* Monday/first fortnight of 2026.
*incomprehensible
Brightening up a dull* Monday/first fortnight of 2026.
*incomprehensible
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NEW: An Anglo-Saxon burial site with remarkable similarities to Sutton Hoo has been discovered at the development of the Sizewell C nuclear power station
www.thetimes.com/article/1528... #history #archaeology #anglosaxons
www.thetimes.com/article/1528... #history #archaeology #anglosaxons
Burial site ‘akin to Sutton Hoo’ sheds new light on Anglo-Saxons
The extremely rare discovery made during excavations at Sizewell C dates to the 6th or 7th century and includes a princely burial of two people and a horse
www.thetimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 AM
NEW: An Anglo-Saxon burial site with remarkable similarities to Sutton Hoo has been discovered at the development of the Sizewell C nuclear power station
www.thetimes.com/article/1528... #history #archaeology #anglosaxons
www.thetimes.com/article/1528... #history #archaeology #anglosaxons
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Tit of the Day:
Coal tit.
📷 Aviceda
Coal tit.
📷 Aviceda
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Tit of the Day:
Coal tit.
📷 Aviceda
Coal tit.
📷 Aviceda
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“Fuck around, find out” says the man whose first two marriages collapsed due to infidelity.
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
NEW: Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
A New Yorker Profile
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 AM
“Fuck around, find out” says the man whose first two marriages collapsed due to infidelity.
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
NEW: Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
A New Yorker Profile
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
NEW: Pete Hegseth - Bench Pressing the Pentagon
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
Profiling the American Secretary of War for the New Yorker was a genuinely humbling experience. Hard to believe this is my job sometimes.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
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"Disappointing Number Of Deaths in the Deadliest Place On Earth", writes the Telegraph
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
"Disappointing Number Of Deaths in the Deadliest Place On Earth", writes the Telegraph
Morning all, wrap your Monday morning ears around this!
Your commute, but with a scientist and a Bear quietly dismantling nonsense in your ear.
New podcast episode discussing Minneapolis and the possible banning of X.
Surprisingly soothing and only a slight mauling of the English language by a South African that sounds a bit Aussie.
Listen here 👇
New podcast episode discussing Minneapolis and the possible banning of X.
Surprisingly soothing and only a slight mauling of the English language by a South African that sounds a bit Aussie.
Listen here 👇
Bear and Monk Debunk #1: Minneapolis & The Online Safety Act
Separating fact from froth: Minneapolis, the Online Safety Act, and the misinformation pipeline connecting them.
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Morning all, wrap your Monday morning ears around this!
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And here is our updated Starter Pack - follow all our contributors and many more interesting accounts besides, with one click. A
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ICE AGE - new Sunday School episode out now.
Join @sturdyalex.bsky.social and @pimlicat.bsky.social as they discuss:
- Killing of Renee Good
- X & Grok Ban
- Plato the Woke
- Grinning about Gumbo
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/428g...
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Join @sturdyalex.bsky.social and @pimlicat.bsky.social as they discuss:
- Killing of Renee Good
- X & Grok Ban
- Plato the Woke
- Grinning about Gumbo
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/428g...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
Sunday School: ICE Age
open.spotify.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
And here is our updated Starter Pack - follow all our contributors and many more interesting accounts besides, with one click. A
go.bsky.app/JyTRc3j
go.bsky.app/JyTRc3j
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You have to understand that they do not and will not ever play ‘fair’. They will distort reality in whatever way suits them. Their side are martyrs and anyone else killed by their thugs is just collateral.
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
You have to understand that they do not and will not ever play ‘fair’. They will distort reality in whatever way suits them. Their side are martyrs and anyone else killed by their thugs is just collateral.
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Macclesfield v Palace rating so far: ten John Motson sheepskin coats in a blizzard out of ten
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Macclesfield v Palace rating so far: ten John Motson sheepskin coats in a blizzard out of ten
C'mon Macclesfield!
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
C'mon Macclesfield!
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Good grief.
In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
No, Grok hasn’t paywalled its deepfake image feature
X’s sexual deepfake machine is still running, despite Grok saying otherwise.
www.theverge.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Good grief.
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'Global investment in low-carbon energy now outstrips that in fossil fuels by two to one. Taking over Venezuela’s basket-case oil industry will make no perceptible difference.'
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘A colossal own goal’: Trump’s exit from global climate treaties will have little effect outside US
For much of the last 30 years, the rest of the world has been forced to persevere with climate action in the face of US intransigence
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
'Global investment in low-carbon energy now outstrips that in fossil fuels by two to one. Taking over Venezuela’s basket-case oil industry will make no perceptible difference.'
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
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See also the Papua New Guinea Times - in a world where satire can’t keep pace with reality it, along with The Onion, has become a serious source of news analysis
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
See also the Papua New Guinea Times - in a world where satire can’t keep pace with reality it, along with The Onion, has become a serious source of news analysis
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It would be good if the dehumanising and abusive way migrants still get treated in the UK got even half the coverage and attention as what is happening under Trump in the States
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/09/1...
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/09/1...
100 People Detained in UK Immigration Removal Centres Say They Are Subjected to Extreme Physical and Emotional Abuse
Individuals detained at two detention centres report experiencing physical, psychological and emotional abuse at the hands of officers
bylinetimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
It would be good if the dehumanising and abusive way migrants still get treated in the UK got even half the coverage and attention as what is happening under Trump in the States
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/09/1...
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/09/1...
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A headline to sum up our times:
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
A headline to sum up our times:
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Aw, fuck it. It’s only a matter of time before we all start to feel like we kinda the place. I mean, where else are we gonna get burns as good as this? Someone should probably start a thread of our favourite ever posts on Twitter….
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Aw, fuck it. It’s only a matter of time before we all start to feel like we kinda the place. I mean, where else are we gonna get burns as good as this? Someone should probably start a thread of our favourite ever posts on Twitter….
Pretty sure it's the plot Clockwork Orange.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Pretty sure it's the plot Clockwork Orange.
The annual school fight with St Aidans.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
The annual school fight with St Aidans.
Let that sink in
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Let that sink in