Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP
Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
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Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
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EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
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A rainbow at Foel Drygarn yesterday (25.11.25) for #HillfortWednesday #scape
#LandscapePhotography
#PhotographersofBluesky
#LandscapePhotography
#PhotographersofBluesky
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A rainbow at Foel Drygarn yesterday (25.11.25) for #HillfortWednesday #scape
#LandscapePhotography
#PhotographersofBluesky
#LandscapePhotography
#PhotographersofBluesky
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Roedd Plaid Cymru yn glir bod angen gweithredu ar frys ar yr argyfwng costau byw
Ond mae'r codiadau anniffuant ar dreth yn golygu bydd pobl gyffredin yn gorfod talu'r pris unwaith eto 😠
Ond mae'r codiadau anniffuant ar dreth yn golygu bydd pobl gyffredin yn gorfod talu'r pris unwaith eto 😠
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Roedd Plaid Cymru yn glir bod angen gweithredu ar frys ar yr argyfwng costau byw
Ond mae'r codiadau anniffuant ar dreth yn golygu bydd pobl gyffredin yn gorfod talu'r pris unwaith eto 😠
Ond mae'r codiadau anniffuant ar dreth yn golygu bydd pobl gyffredin yn gorfod talu'r pris unwaith eto 😠
"My deep condolences to the Gallagher brothers"
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"My deep condolences to the Gallagher brothers"
Don't want to jinx it, but my first day at the OBR seems to be going really well.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Don't want to jinx it, but my first day at the OBR seems to be going really well.
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If only I had the work to warrant being carpet bombed with HMRC emails.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If only I had the work to warrant being carpet bombed with HMRC emails.
Wild that the 1970's Dulwich College prefect programme is almost perfectly analogous with the modern UK electoral system.
To be fair to Dulwich College this letter from the Master shows that SOME senior personnel DID speak out.
But how was Farage MADE prefect when someone of this seniority clearly thought it wrong.
As it was.
But how was Farage MADE prefect when someone of this seniority clearly thought it wrong.
As it was.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Wild that the 1970's Dulwich College prefect programme is almost perfectly analogous with the modern UK electoral system.
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No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
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HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
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The birding highlight of the year so far was recording Dartford Warbler on our land. To mark this auspicious occasion I painted a musical icon …. Which Bryn the Welsh Terrier always sings along with
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The birding highlight of the year so far was recording Dartford Warbler on our land. To mark this auspicious occasion I painted a musical icon …. Which Bryn the Welsh Terrier always sings along with
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Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
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How do we know this is a Christmas tree it doesn't say Christmas on it ANYWHERE
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
How do we know this is a Christmas tree it doesn't say Christmas on it ANYWHERE
Пожалуйста, не подписывайте эту петицию.
🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Пожалуйста, не подписывайте эту петицию.
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Here's 5 things I would tax if I was The Chanancelor of The Exchecker:
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Here's 5 things I would tax if I was The Chanancelor of The Exchecker:
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
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Rattled: the Gentleman Racist. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Rattled: the Gentleman Racist. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Wait until they find out about listening to the words that have come out of his mouth over the last decade.
That's their actual job!
That's their actual job!
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Wait until they find out about listening to the words that have come out of his mouth over the last decade.
That's their actual job!
That's their actual job!
This promises to be excellent.
And BTW, next time some wag says "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", remind them that when Eris rolled an apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, it led to bickering which ultimately kicked off the Trojan War slaughter-fest.
And BTW, next time some wag says "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", remind them that when Eris rolled an apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, it led to bickering which ultimately kicked off the Trojan War slaughter-fest.
BRAND NEW 🍏 How Do You Like Them Apples? 🍎
From the Garden of Hesperides to the Garden of Eden, from the Atalanta and the Trojan War to The Beatles and the iPhone, apples are laden with often conflicting symbolism.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/70jw...
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
From the Garden of Hesperides to the Garden of Eden, from the Atalanta and the Trojan War to The Beatles and the iPhone, apples are laden with often conflicting symbolism.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/70jw...
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
BONUS - How Do You Like Them Golden Apples?
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This promises to be excellent.
And BTW, next time some wag says "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", remind them that when Eris rolled an apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, it led to bickering which ultimately kicked off the Trojan War slaughter-fest.
And BTW, next time some wag says "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", remind them that when Eris rolled an apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, it led to bickering which ultimately kicked off the Trojan War slaughter-fest.
Hang on a minute.... if you want to find out if Farage is a racist, all you have to do is ask people who know him?
So many journalists must be kicking themselves right now.
So many journalists must be kicking themselves right now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hang on a minute.... if you want to find out if Farage is a racist, all you have to do is ask people who know him?
So many journalists must be kicking themselves right now.
So many journalists must be kicking themselves right now.
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new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
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It's 4:35AM and you're listening to Up With The Partridge
It's 4:35AM and you're listening to Up With The Partridge
YouTube video by Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It's 4:35AM and you're listening to Up With The Partridge
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Anyone enjoying the current re-runs of vintage Call My Bluff on BBC Four might like to check out the show's cameo appearance ten minutes into this barking mad NF Simpson parody. I remember watching this in 1973 and being flabbergasted.
Elementary My Dear Watson (1973)
YouTube video by TV Gold
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Anyone enjoying the current re-runs of vintage Call My Bluff on BBC Four might like to check out the show's cameo appearance ten minutes into this barking mad NF Simpson parody. I remember watching this in 1973 and being flabbergasted.
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You know Big Woke has really gotten hold of the MSM when you get labelled a “racist” simply for saying and doing racist things
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You know Big Woke has really gotten hold of the MSM when you get labelled a “racist” simply for saying and doing racist things
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“See?” Continued the racist. “Besides. No British-born person has ever been racist, so clearly the problem is imported.”
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“See?” Continued the racist. “Besides. No British-born person has ever been racist, so clearly the problem is imported.”
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
"Just off out to do a bit of nourishing and friendly racial abuse"
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Just off out to do a bit of nourishing and friendly racial abuse"